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First Words Spoken

By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that a man in hospital has had a chip planted in his head to pick up his thoughts and turn them into words. His first words are;

I need a beer.

What would your first words be?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ugh fuck.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Reports that a man in hospital has had a chip planted in his head to pick up his thoughts and turn them into words. His first words are;

I need a beer.

What would your first words be?"

Got any Ketchup

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By *ryandseeMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Can I be discharged please

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Reports that a man in hospital has had a chip planted in his head to pick up his thoughts and turn them into words. His first words are;

I need a beer.

What would your first words be?

Got any Ketchup

Or "who can I send random porn to?"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Reports that a man in hospital has had a chip planted in his head to pick up his thoughts and turn them into words. His first words are;

I need a beer.

What would your first words be?

Got any Ketchup

Or "who can I send random porn to?""

Ffs

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Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the hospital you were born in the only building you exit without ever entering?

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

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I don't even speak English!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What ever happened to Gerry Gerbils?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is this thing on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ever happened to Gerry Gerbils?"

That’s a solid one!!

Gerbiling convention?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ever happened to Gerry Gerbils?

That’s a solid one!!

Gerbiling convention?"

Possibly… That was a very weird and wonderful day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ever happened to Gerry Gerbils?

That’s a solid one!!

Gerbiling convention?

Possibly… That was a very weird and wonderful day

The place fell apart when he left!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ever happened to Gerry Gerbils?

That’s a solid one!!

Gerbiling convention?

Possibly… That was a very weird and wonderful day

The place fell apart when he left!

Bring back Gerry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ever happened to Gerry Gerbils?

That’s a solid one!!

Gerbiling convention?

Possibly… That was a very weird and wonderful day

The place fell apart when he left!

Bring back Gerry!"

Let’s dirty protest!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ever happened to Gerry Gerbils?

That’s a solid one!!

Gerbiling convention?

Possibly… That was a very weird and wonderful day

The place fell apart when he left!

Bring back Gerry!

Let’s dirty protest!!!"

Invite Richard Gere. At least the gerbils will be back

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Reports that a man in hospital has had a chip planted in his head to pick up his thoughts and turn them into words. His first words are;

I need a beer.

What would your first words be?"

Isn't that how talking works?

My first word was buttons bit if I needed a chip to turn my thoughts into speech I'd need to find the off switch pretty darned quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go away I need a wank

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