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I always loved goaties until
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over a year ago
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I was led to believe they were called 'lady pleasers' not so sure what to call them now.
What about 'feltching scoop'?
Or bum tickler?
How does fanny batter catcher sound?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like full beards though.
Johnny Depp is the epiphany of sex appeal when it comes to goatees. Mmm
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He's painfully thin but he has his own island (and goatee). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lost my last goatee in a shaving accident a fortnight ago 
I was shaving in the dark 
My new is 2 weeks old now but it's a bit whiter than I'd like.
Looks like colouring it in |
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"Yep love a well maintained goatee "
Is 'well-maintained' to do with the shape, length, whether remnants of lunch are no longer adhering to it, or what exactly?
We need to know the details please so we can keep up this essential maintenance that makes facial hair actually desirable! |
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"lost my last goatee in a shaving accident a fortnight ago
I was shaving in the dark
My new is 2 weeks old now but it's a bit whiter than I'd like.
Looks like colouring it in "
Is it whiter than the one you lost two week ago? I know the feeling. Every time I grow one it's whiter. I advise against Noel Edmonds-ing it though, it's always obvious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lost my last goatee in a shaving accident a fortnight ago
I was shaving in the dark
My new is 2 weeks old now but it's a bit whiter than I'd like.
Looks like colouring it in
Is it whiter than the one you lost two week ago? I know the feeling. Every time I grow one it's whiter. I advise against Noel Edmonds-ing it though, it's always obvious."
Gotta do something about it though, I look like Colonel Fookin' Sanders |
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"lost my last goatee in a shaving accident a fortnight ago
I was shaving in the dark
My new is 2 weeks old now but it's a bit whiter than I'd like.
Looks like colouring it in "
Why were you shaving in the dark???  |
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"lost my last goatee in a shaving accident a fortnight ago
I was shaving in the dark
My new is 2 weeks old now but it's a bit whiter than I'd like.
Looks like colouring it in
Why were you shaving in the dark??? "
because I can't dance |
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