I've seen this written a lot over the years and personally? Totally disagree, here is the fuck why:
Let's say you are a man. Proper man, not the OP. You are a man and you open a door for a lady, all chivalrous-like.
Behind the door is an absolute Adonis: he's oiled up and he has a spectacular 14.5in dong. Fucking result.
Then, you open another door to reveal 5 or 6 decent looking dudes with average sized, decent looking dongs. Fucking result.
Now: experience tells me that 100% of the time that lady's reaction will be "...the fuck is wrong with you; you said we were going to Pizza Express".
So anyway this post is about Sandman on Netflix, they finally did it, I can't wait, I'm so excited guys!
Okay this coffee break is over, I will be responding to absolutely zero replies goodbye for another year.
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