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All of Wales. 
When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.
Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested. 
So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!
I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.
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"All of Wales.
When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.
Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.
So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!
I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.
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wow major claim to fame  |
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over a year ago
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"Got into a fight. Wearing nearly nada. It’s quite a skill.
Did you win?
It all escalated very quickly. Wouldn’t call it a win "
As long as you gave as good as you got |
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"All of Wales.
When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.
Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.
So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!
I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.
wow major claim to fame "
I sneak in occasionally to go to Snowdon, keep it quiet though  |
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"All of Wales.
When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.
Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.
So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!
I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.
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Caravan in Rhyl...you international jetsetter.
Just to clarify was it the whole of Wales but not Rhyl or the lot. |
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"All of Wales.
When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.
Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.
So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!
I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.
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Thought I recognised your face from somewhere … |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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I was banned from Australia in 1996 but I think it expired by now. I overstayed by a year and started a business without any visa , and we all shared one persons Medicare card and didn't pay any speeding or parking tickets. We were young , it was just a bit of an adventure but they got really mad about the Medicare and deported us. |
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Banned from local Chinese. Rugby tour took too many beer trays to the head and a few drinks.
Was trying to focus on the menu when we got back to town and leaned too far forward and put my head through it and the glass.
Totally justified. My father went next day and paid for the damage and told him to keep me banned |
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"All of Wales.
When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.
Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.
So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!
I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.
Caravan in Rhyl...you international jetsetter.
Just to clarify was it the whole of Wales but not Rhyl or the lot. "
The Police sergeant (very red faced chap) said the whole of Wales. If I recall his words went something like ‘don’t ever come to Wales again !’
I take it, that’s a ban and they’ll be posters of my 18 year old self knocking about |
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"All of Wales.
When I turned 18 (many many years ago) me and a few mates went on a caravan holiday in Rhyl. It was an enjoyable few days but marred by one incident.
Chatting up a pretty lady in the pub got us into a fight with some local youths who didn’t like us trying to pull their women folk and arrested.
So after a night in the cells and a stern bollocking, we were escorted to our coach and told not to return to Wales ever again!!!
I believe those posters of my and my mates faces are still around Wales to this day.
Thought I recognised your face from somewhere …"
Do me a favour take those posters down I quite like Swansea   |
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I'm getting close to my 3rd lifetime ban from my local pub.
1st time was when I was in my mid 20s and ran through there naked.
2nd time was for putting baking soda in a giant bottle of tomato sauce and it exploded over the landlord's wife daughter and some of the regulars.
Oh and then the landlords daughter threw a ham cob at my head so I wedgied her.
Oh and I had a full bore fight with the bloke that brings the crab sticks around.
Oh and got pushed by the landlords daughter into the Christmas tree that her mom spent hours decorating.
Banned for life forever and a day.
Until the following Wednesday when I was allowed back in via a long text message saying my 3rd strike will be life just like in America
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I'm banned from booking any Travelodge in Scotland. Me and a group of pals, in our early 20s, went to Edinburgh on a night out. One room sat up all night smoking in the room and kept setting the fire alarm off. After the night porter had to come up for the 4th time, he chucked us out. I got an email a few days later kindly requesting I didn't patronise their company ever again. |
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over a year ago
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Nope  ..if not happy in wherever l am l just leave ,l always shake the barman's hand and ask his/her name when l enter,names are important to me , they mean a lot to other people too but to answer the question never barred from anywhere. |
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"Banned from Woolworths for stealing pick n mix. Could be why they closed  "
My one and only shoplifting crime my mate dared me to steal a sweet. I stole one and off I ran out of the store. Hardly a criminal mastermind
Feel guilty to this day ….but the ladies love a bad boy |
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"Banned from Woolworths for stealing pick n mix. Could be why they closed
My one and only shoplifting crime my mate dared me to steal a sweet. I stole one and off I ran out of the store. Hardly a criminal mastermind
Feel guilty to this day ….but the ladies love a bad boy "
hope that wasn't in Wales you rascal |
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I got banned from POF for being too kinky- along with the girl i was having a rather fine chat about D/s with...luckily we'd swapped contact details already as we were both well and truly IP blocked
(we still chat almost 8 years later- so fuck you POF...you actually had a successful getting together but waded in with your moral boots ) |
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"Have only been banned on forums on Facebook, I speak my mind too much and don’t agree with others "
I am surprised that nobody has mentioned being banned on the Fab forum.
Is that because mentioning being banned gets an instant ban? (Will let everyone know in 3 days time) |
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I got banned from a Facebook cleaning tips group for commenting "personally I would throw the whole husband away" on a post from a woman asking for advice about how to clear her Shark hoover after her husband hoovered up vomit  |
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"I got banned from a Facebook cleaning tips group for commenting "personally I would throw the whole husband away" on a post from a woman asking for advice about how to clear her Shark hoover after her husband hoovered up vomit "
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"Banned from Woolworths for stealing pick n mix. Could be why they closed
My one and only shoplifting crime my mate dared me to steal a sweet. I stole one and off I ran out of the store. Hardly a criminal mastermind
Feel guilty to this day ….but the ladies love a bad boy hope that wasn't in Wales you rascal "
Nope, home town Bolton in Wales I’d be locked up and the key thrown away |
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Banned from Hamleys in London. My friends and I ( about 15 years old ) started a huge fight with foam and this liquid stuff. Police were called, kept in the office, and we were told that we are banned for life. |
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Banned from Hamleys in London. My friends and I ( about 15 years old ) started a huge fight with foam and this liquid stuff. Police were called, kept in the office, and we were told that we are banned for life. |
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"Banned from Hamleys in London. My friends and I ( about 15 years old ) started a huge fight with foam and this liquid stuff. Police were called, kept in the office, and we were told that we are banned for life. "
Would they even recognise you now, do the same staff work there? I think you should try to gain entry |
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I got banned from a local fb sales group. One of the admin posted a pic of a iPhone she was selling. All i did was comment telling her that we could see her massive dildo on the bedside cabinet in the background |
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Never really been banned from anywhere, but there is one pub that I will never return to:
One Easter weekend I was out in town and every bar we went to was completely packed to the point where you couldn't buy a drink, so I put on "my heart will go on" on jukebox about 6 times in a row... after 3 songs whole bar was near empty.
I feel ashamed for being so selfish and won't do that again
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