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over a year ago
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"Have a big poo 
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it 
Why shave the poo?"
When you love the bush as much as Rex you’re bound to ingest some pubes. Obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy…… "
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up. |
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up."
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If a meet is plant safe or trusted bare or going clubbing
I tend not to eat 12 hours before hand
Flush the night before and then about a hour or so before meeting or going out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it "
Christ, I’m not eating spuds at your house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I heard people talking about taking Microlax beforehand to flush everything out.
I got some during the week but haven't tried it out yet.
Also heard that douching can be risky as you run the risk of opening a cut and that's the last thing you want if you're going to do bareback anal
I'd never consider bareback but that's just me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it "
Makes sense.
I’ll try this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this. "
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this.
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended "
Did it come out in shit shapes? |
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it "
 you’re killing me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
you’re killing me "
He’s already killed me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this.
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended
Did it come out in shit shapes? "
It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this.
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended
Did it come out in shit shapes?
It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though."
Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this.
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended
Did it come out in shit shapes?
It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.
Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un "
I wondered when you’d appear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this.
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended
Did it come out in shit shapes?
It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.
Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un "
Good idea but I’m taking them down now. I’ve got enough problems without more shit hanging over me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this.
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended
Did it come out in shit shapes?
It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.
Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un
Good idea but I’m taking them down now. I’ve got enough problems without more shit hanging over me.
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You can’t now.
It’s bad luck.
You’ll have to keep your shit up for the rest of the year. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this.
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended
Did it come out in shit shapes?
It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.
Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un
I wondered when you’d appear "
She’s like Beetlejuice. Mention anal enough times and she just appears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this.
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended
Did it come out in shit shapes?
It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.
Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un
Good idea but I’m taking them down now. I’ve got enough problems without more shit hanging over me.
You can’t now.
It’s bad luck.
You’ll have to keep your shit up for the rest of the year."
As long as Santa doesn’t mistake the gape for the chimney I think I’ll be alright. |
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By *limeyoMan
over a year ago
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"I heard people talking about taking Microlax beforehand to flush everything out.
I got some during the week but haven't tried it out yet.
Also heard that douching can be risky as you run the risk of opening a cut and that's the last thing you want if you're going to do bareback anal
I'd never consider bareback but that's just me"
What do you douche with? A jet washer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She’s like Beetlejuice. Mention anal enough times and she just appears.
Bellajuice bellajuice bellajuice.
Wait, what..
Bottle it and sell it  "
That was the wrong emoji but I guess it works |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?
•
They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.
Fight the Plower?
Shit em down.
He’s got gape  "
Public enemy number 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?
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They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.
Fight the Plower?
Shit em down.
He’s got gape
Public enemy number 2"
Yo! Bum Rush the Show.
I didn’t even need to change that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?
•
They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.
Fight the Plower?
Shit em down.
He’s got gape
Public enemy number 2
Yo! Bum Rush the Show.
I didn’t even need to change that one "
Harder than you stink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?
•
They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.
Fight the Plower?
Shit em down.
He’s got gape
Public enemy number 2
Yo! Bum Rush the Show.
I didn’t even need to change that one
Harder than you stink."
Don’t believe the hoop  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?
•
They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.
Fight the Plower?
Shit em down.
He’s got gape
Public enemy number 2
Yo! Bum Rush the Show.
I didn’t even need to change that one
Harder than you stink.
Don’t believe the hoop "
Rebel without a poos. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What preparation do women do before bareback anal?
•
They listen to Public Enema on Spotify beforehand.
Fight the Plower?
Shit em down.
He’s got gape
Public enemy number 2
Yo! Bum Rush the Show.
I didn’t even need to change that one
Harder than you stink.
Don’t believe the hoop
Rebel without a poos. "
Countdown to Analgeddon… That’s poor. You win |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this.
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended
Did it come out in shit shapes?
It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.
Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un
Good idea but I’m taking them down now. I’ve got enough problems without more shit hanging over me.
You can’t now.
It’s bad luck.
You’ll have to keep your shit up for the rest of the year.
As long as Santa doesn’t mistake the gape for the chimney I think I’ll be alright."
You want Santa's sack emptying in your gape. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this.
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended
Did it come out in shit shapes?
It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.
Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un
I wondered when you’d appear "
Hello lovely  *waves* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a big poo
No shaving?
Have a big poo then shave it
Why shave the poo?
Errrr cause it’s hairy……
What do you use?
I found with a Mach 3 that the gaps between the blades get clogged up.
I use one of those potatoe peelers to shave it
Makes sense.
I’ll try this.
Couldn’t find my potato peeler. Tried a spiralizer. Not recommended
Did it come out in shit shapes?
It’s like those swirly things you hang from your ceiling at Christmas. They don’t smell like Christmas though.
Stick a cinnamon stick in it and job(bies) a good un
Good idea but I’m taking them down now. I’ve got enough problems without more shit hanging over me.
You can’t now.
It’s bad luck.
You’ll have to keep your shit up for the rest of the year.
As long as Santa doesn’t mistake the gape for the chimney I think I’ll be alright.
You want Santa's sack emptying in your gape. "
Only if he brings me a present. |
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