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over a year ago
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"I don’t think it sounds very good  
£6.50 for you please
Hey, me first 
Put your money where your mouth is
Will it be sanitised money 
You two are funny  "
I wouldn’t say that, Nora just called you charity |
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"I don’t think it sounds very good
£6.50 for you please
Hey, me first
Put your money where your mouth is
Will it be sanitised money
You two are funny "
How much for us both to have you at the same time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think it sounds very good
£6.50 for you please
Hey, me first
Put your money where your mouth is
Will it be sanitised money
You two are funny
How much for us both to have you at the same time?"
FREE, that ones for free, did I say free  |
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"I don’t think it sounds very good
£6.50 for you please
Hey, me first
Put your money where your mouth is
Will it be sanitised money
You two are funny
How much for us both to have you at the same time?
FREE, that ones for free, did I say free "
Think of the starving people!! That would be worth at least a hundred! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think it sounds very good
£6.50 for you please
Hey, me first
Put your money where your mouth is
Will it be sanitised money
You two are funny
How much for us both to have you at the same time?
FREE, that ones for free, did I say free
Think of the starving people!! That would be worth at least a hundred!"
Yes you’re right..start the bidding darling, I’ll just pay up |
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"I don’t think it sounds very good
£6.50 for you please
Hey, me first
Put your money where your mouth is
Will it be sanitised money
You two are funny
How much for us both to have you at the same time?
FREE, that ones for free, did I say free
Think of the starving people!! That would be worth at least a hundred!
Yes you’re right..start the bidding darling, I’ll just pay up "
Can we add mekell into the mix? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think it sounds very good
£6.50 for you please
Hey, me first
Put your money where your mouth is
Will it be sanitised money
You two are funny
How much for us both to have you at the same time?
FREE, that ones for free, did I say free
Think of the starving people!! That would be worth at least a hundred!
Yes you’re right..start the bidding darling, I’ll just pay up
Can we add mekell into the mix?"
Let me go check him out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa"
If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?
Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa"
Absolutely not, it hasn’t been done on here
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa
If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?
Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory "
I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees |
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"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake 
Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes
I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99"
I’d want the price of the cake mix covered  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa
If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?
Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory
I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees"
Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa
If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?
Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory
Again not something im offering was just a theory lol. And i guess in short yes you could pull out
I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees
Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass "
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Are the women/couples being auctioned willing participants? Or do we just get a big net when they’re going about their business and put a tag on them before auctioning them off? I don’t mind either way, I just want to know before I order a big net and tags. |
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"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake
Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes
I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99
I’d want the price of the cake mix covered "
Bugger. £4.50 & a bottom grope? |
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"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa"
I've heard of them as a way of raising charity and helping people mix.
The people auctioned off aren't there for sex, just a dinner date. What they do after is up to them.
I don't know about anyone else, but I'd happily eat dinner with anyone if it raised money for a charity I care about. |
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
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Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth. "
As ive said i guess there would have to be something in place where you could pull out if you didnt wanna do the date.
Think, it could also be a nice, good looking hung chap |
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"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth. "
Not sure how a date is prostitution! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Are the women/couples being auctioned willing participants? Or do we just get a big net when they’re going about their business and put a tag on them before auctioning them off? I don’t mind either way, I just want to know before I order a big net and tags. "
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"Are the women/couples being auctioned willing participants? Or do we just get a big net when they’re going about their business and put a tag on them before auctioning them off? I don’t mind either way, I just want to know before I order a big net and tags. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa
If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?
Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory
I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees
Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass "
Awww I’ve just fumbled down the back of the couch to see what I could raise for you!!!! I come back and you’re off the market  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa
If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?
Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory
I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees
Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass
Awww I’ve just fumbled down the back of the couch to see what I could raise for you!!!! I come back and you’re off the market "
Oh well in that case…  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa
If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?
Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory
Hahaa i would be bidding like crazy for you!
I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees
Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass
Awww I’ve just fumbled down the back of the couch to see what I could raise for you!!!! I come back and you’re off the market
Oh well in that case… "
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"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth.
Not sure how a date is prostitution!"
Yeah, I thought the hypothetical auction was for a date ... and there are plenty of charities that would associate themselves with that. I have done it before, so wouldn't be an issue.
There are also charities that have associated themselves with calendars of nude athletes or firefighters...I'm sure that's "unethical" as well for some people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa
If someone that I’m not attracted to or don’t like wins the bid, can I pull out?
Sounds like a non starter but nice in theory
I would say in theory it would have to be no pull out, that said i wouldnt want to be forcing people to do stuff they didnt want to lol. Also bear in mind the prize would be a date no guarentees
Nah, sounds awful. I’ll pass
Awww I’ve just fumbled down the back of the couch to see what I could raise for you!!!! I come back and you’re off the market
Oh well in that case… "
Can we have a private auction? Only me and Anthony bidding?  |
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"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth.
Not sure how a date is prostitution!"
I think people are jumping to conclusions.
What you'd auction off is probably more of a meal at x restaurant with y person. |
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
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"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth.
Not sure how a date is prostitution!
I think people are jumping to conclusions.
What you'd auction off is probably more of a meal at x restaurant with y person."
Not much of a jump to a conclusion, when you are talking on a swingers site tho.  |
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"I'm available for a packet of Digestives
I'd like the caramel ones please
Deal haha .. I'll stick to the standard ones because they're like me ...
A Classic
Let the dunking competition begin
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You misspelled Mass Orgy ^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake
Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes
I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99
I’d want the price of the cake mix covered "
£50 fat man loves cake so im gonna cover cake cost if that's sound with you lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Since when did winning a date with someone amount to them being pimped out?
I'm not sure I'd raise much cash, but I'd be up for going on a date in this context.
I'm sure there's plenty of submissive people would enjoy a sl@ve auction, but that's a different story altogether and probably for a different website. |
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"I'm available for a packet of Digestives
I'd like the caramel ones please
Deal haha .. I'll stick to the standard ones because they're like me ...
A Classic
Let the dunking competition begin
You misspelled Mass Orgy ^ "
Hence the "Dunking" part |
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"Not sure the charity would want to be associated with what would basically be prostitution, however much fun the idea might seem, what if the winner was a sweaty hairy old rich guy with bad teeth.
Not sure how a date is prostitution!
I think people are jumping to conclusions.
What you'd auction off is probably more of a meal at x restaurant with y person.
Not much of a jump to a conclusion, when you are talking on a swingers site tho. "
Because everyone that is on a swingers site wants to have sex with everyone else that is on the same site...Imagine two people from fab just going out for a social, having a drink and a good time, without the expectation of sex...That would be just mind-blowing
Yes I'm being ironic...relax |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wonder if anyone has ever done a fab event where they auction of dates with couples/singles to the highest bidder"
I'm sure there was a forum social down south a few years ago where they did this.
Social dates. Not paying for sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm available for s bottle of diet cola and s bag of jelly babies
Anyone?
Nope 
Oh well
I’ll give you a Jaffa cake and a pint of bovril.
No"
This is why you were overthrown as El Presidente. |
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"was more a hypothetical of if it had ever been done. That said if it was for charity there is definitely some women/couples ive seen on here id be bidding like mad for hahaa"
Many of the men are worth bidding for too  |
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"Since when did winning a date with someone amount to them being pimped out?
I'm not sure I'd raise much cash, but I'd be up for going on a date in this context.
I'm sure there's plenty of submissive people would enjoy a sl@ve auction, but that's a different story altogether and probably for a different website."
I’d pop £2.50 in as a start for you |
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"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake
Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes
I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99
I’d want the price of the cake mix covered £50 fat man loves cake so im gonna cover cake cost if that's sound with you lot "
Are you bidding for me or him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm available for s bottle of diet cola and s bag of jelly babies
Anyone?
Nope
Oh well
I’ll give you a Jaffa cake and a pint of bovril.
No
This is why you were overthrown as El Presidente. "
He wasn't he just went into hiding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm available for s bottle of diet cola and s bag of jelly babies
Anyone?
Nope
Oh well
I’ll give you a Jaffa cake and a pint of bovril.
No
This is why you were overthrown as El Presidente.
He wasn't he just went into hiding "
That usually ends well. Ask Gaddafi if you don’t believe me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ready to be auctioned
I intend to win this auction for cheeky
Finally someone wants me
I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza."
That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ready to be auctioned
I intend to win this auction for cheeky
Finally someone wants me
I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza.
That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours "
I’ll meet you at the trolleys outside Tesco |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ready to be auctioned
I intend to win this auction for cheeky
Finally someone wants me
I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza.
That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours
I’ll meet you at the trolleys outside Tesco "
Don’t forget the portrait or the deals off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ready to be auctioned
I intend to win this auction for cheeky
Finally someone wants me
I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza.
That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours
I’ll meet you at the trolleys outside Tesco
Don’t forget the portrait or the deals off "
4 gerbils and a pack of jaffa cakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ready to be auctioned
I intend to win this auction for cheeky
Finally someone wants me
I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza.
That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours
I’ll meet you at the trolleys outside Tesco
Don’t forget the portrait or the deals off "
I’ve even framed them for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ready to be auctioned
I intend to win this auction for cheeky
Finally someone wants me
I’ll bid 3 gerbils and my portraits of anal extravaganza.
That’s the deal of a lifetime . I’m yours
I’ll meet you at the trolleys outside Tesco
Don’t forget the portrait or the deals off
4 gerbils and a pack of jaffa cakes"
Only if we can push you round in a trolley |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake
Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes
I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99
I’d want the price of the cake mix covered £50 fat man loves cake so im gonna cover cake cost if that's sound with you lot
Are you bidding for me or him? "
honestly I was just thinking about cake & watched but I would bid for you yes |
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"I’ll bid £1 for any female who’s naked with cake
Can it be bought cake. I can only do the peppa pig packet mix cakes
I'd be ecstatic with both & would happily raise the bid to £2.99
I’d want the price of the cake mix covered £50 fat man loves cake so im gonna cover cake cost if that's sound with you lot
Are you bidding for me or him? honestly I was just thinking about cake & watched but I would bid for you yes"
Phew! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.
THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!"
Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!! |
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"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.
THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!
Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!!"
Will you take a battered sausage ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.
THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!
Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!!"
How about a Chinese? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.
THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!
Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!!
Will you take a battered sausage ? "
As long as it’s not mine that’s battered! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.
THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!
Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!!
How about a Chinese? "
Oooo I do like Chinese…..are we talking food? Or women? Or both? |
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"If anyone is interested In selling Andrea.
THIS ISN’T AN AUCTION! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH HER!!!
Can’t believe I didn’t get any offers for Andrea! Not even a chippy tea!!!
How about a Chinese?
Oooo I do like Chinese…..are we talking food? Or women? Or both? "
Just food |
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