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My years as a shadow puppet master taught me all the different hand positions. You start with the emu and work your way to the diplodocus. If you’re an expert you can put the other hand in and do the butterfly  |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"There is an knack to it a girl showed me and now I think I could fist most pussies "
Jaysus...and there's me feeling lucky that my kid was born by cesarean section, so my nunny remained nice & tight, then find out that some women like it stretched out like putting a leather expander in a pair of new shoes!!
It takes all sorts!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not derailing the thread any more.
Sorry OP
What's the knack to fisting the crack? "
Numbing cream, lube and a can do attitude.
That could be a song. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not derailing the thread any more.
Sorry OP
What's the knack to fisting the crack?
Numbing cream, lube and a can do attitude.
That could be a song."
My can do attitude let's me down every time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not derailing the thread any more.
Sorry OP
What's the knack to fisting the crack?
Numbing cream, lube and a can do attitude.
That could be a song.
My can do attitude let's me down every time. "
If only you could pucker your lady lips as well as your other ones you’d get past the fourth knuckle  |
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"There is an knack to it a girl showed me and now I think I could fist most pussies "
My reply is always i'll try if you will, I only have small hands so a bit of lube and I'm sure your arse will handle it fine, if you enjoy it, then it's my turn |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is an knack to it a girl showed me and now I think I could fist most pussies
Are we meant to comment on this declaration?  "
I did ask what the knack is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, do you use your “strong hand”? "
Yowser!
Gently does it - softly, softly - catchy monkey!!
Actually reminds me of a documentary on how these dudes in I think it was Algeria caught monkeys. They put favourite treat tit bits inside a narrow necked vase. The monkey would squeeze it's hand inside to get the snack and then not be able to get it's first back out with the snack. They wouldn't let go of the snack and couldn't run off with the massive vase on their arm.
Wonder if the treat was a biscuit or would that be too sensible  |
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"OP, do you use your “strong hand”?
Yowser!
Gently does it - softly, softly - catchy monkey!!
Actually reminds me of a documentary on how these dudes in I think it was Algeria caught monkeys. They put favourite treat tit bits inside a narrow necked vase. The monkey would squeeze it's hand inside to get the snack and then not be able to get it's first back out with the snack. They wouldn't let go of the snack and couldn't run off with the massive vase on their arm.
Wonder if the treat was a biscuit or would that be too sensible "
Oh that is what the Clash were singing about! The Clampdown! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Definitely not mine...I don't want to be anyone's glove puppet x"
Glove puppet
PMSL
Bad bitch looks more like a marrionette with a twitchy puppeteer in our video |
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"Definitely not mine...I don't want to be anyone's glove puppet x
Same here!!! I wish I could say I couldn't imagine anything worse, then I remember some of the other stuff I've seen on here "
Better watch what I'm saying...could be taken as negative |
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