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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If soaps were porn videos or porn programs, which one would turn you on and why?
Mine would be home and away because Sally fletcher was the sexiest brunette I've ever seen, plus shev has a video on pornhub |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Emmerdale....got to love the cows and sheep 
Cows and sheep have no porn references"
Oh, but you’re wrong. They’re really baaaaad and always in the moooood.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Emmerdale....got to love the cows and sheep
Cows and sheep have no porn references
Oh, but you’re wrong. They’re really baaaaad and always in the moooood.
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Fab need to hurry up with the applause emoji |
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me  "
Dr Legg fucking Dot cotton in the ass over his surgery desk might get me to watch that shit excuse for entertainment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Emmerdale....got to love the cows and sheep
Cows and sheep have no porn references
Oh, but you’re wrong. They’re really baaaaad and always in the moooood.
Fab need to hurry up with the applause emoji "
You are much too kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dr Legg fucking Dot cotton in the ass over his surgery desk might get me to watch that shit excuse for entertainment "
Imagine the post sex cigarette. The stuff of dreams |
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dr Legg fucking Dot cotton in the ass over his surgery desk might get me to watch that shit excuse for entertainment
Imagine the post sex cigarette. The stuff of dreams "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't do Emmernation Enders, so not a scooby who any of them are
He's a scrappy fan
Yeah, Scrap Kings kicks ass  
I miss scrapheap challenge"
Lisa Rogers  |
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"I don't do Emmernation Enders, so not a scooby who any of them are
He's a scrappy fan
Yeah, Scrap Kings kicks ass
I miss scrapheap challenge
Lisa Rogers "
Yeah, she was pretty cute, but I quite liked it for the skill and creativity. |
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"I don't do Emmernation Enders, so not a scooby who any of them are
He's a scrappy fan
Yeah, Scrap Kings kicks ass
I miss scrapheap challenge
Lisa Rogers "
I'd forgotten about her she could play my opposite leading star any day of the week  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you? 
Last time I watched it, she was alive "
Would you? |
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you? "
What?!  Shows how long it's been since I watched it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?
What?! Shows how long it's been since I watched it"
What until you hear who shot Phil Mitchell |
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?
Last time I watched it, she was alive
Would you? "
Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?
What?! Shows how long it's been since I watched it"
Ethel has been looking deceased since she was in George & Mildred. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?
Last time I watched it, she was alive
Would you?
Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope "
You’re a single man on fab. You don’t have standards |
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?
What?! Shows how long it's been since I watched it
What until you hear who shot Phil Mitchell "
I remember Frank turning up at Pat's door wearing nothing but a spinny/flashy bow tie! Glad they didnt show what happened after! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?
What?! Shows how long it's been since I watched it
What until you hear who shot Phil Mitchell
I remember Frank turning up at Pat's door wearing nothing but a spinny/flashy bow tie! Glad they didnt show what happened after! "
 I can remember that episode. Never looked at Pat the same again |
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?
Last time I watched it, she was alive
Would you?
Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope
You’re a single man on fab. You don’t have standards "
Steady........I set the bar middleish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?
Last time I watched it, she was alive
Would you?
Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope
You’re a single man on fab. You don’t have standards
Steady........I set the bar middleish "
Can you limbo under it? |
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?
Last time I watched it, she was alive
Would you?
Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope
You’re a single man on fab. You don’t have standards
Steady........I set the bar middleish
Can you limbo under it?"
I'm 50. Not a fucking chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dear old Ethel looking for willy
Ethel is dead. What’s wrong with you?
Last time I watched it, she was alive
Would you?
Err.....hang on.... just find some dignity.....nope
You’re a single man on fab. You don’t have standards
Steady........I set the bar middleish
Can you limbo under it?
I'm 50. Not a fucking chance "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cain's wife Moira........she's lovely "
Definitely, I had a one night stand with a work colleague 3yrs ago who is the spitting image of Moira.
Cant honestly say whether it was that resemblance that attracted men to her or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eastenders. Dot Cotton taking her teeth out for a blowjob would do it for me
Dr Legg fucking Dot cotton in the ass over his surgery desk might get me to watch that shit excuse for entertainment
Feel like it would be a freshly rolled haybail blunt
Imagine the post sex cigarette. The stuff of dreams "
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