I once had to swerve hard to miss an oncoming car. Went up a kerb through a line of trees on to a redway in Milton Keynes then back through the line of trees and back on to the road with so much as scratching my car. |
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Once had my car over the kerb and onto the grass near a drop off on the Cat & Fiddle pass, managed to not die, and then had to push the car back onto the road and run after it to jump in the drivers seat... Felt a bit like a Poundland stuntman. |
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Oh blimey....
My closest call was my stupidest act ever.
Inebriated on a kids inflatable course in a dress at the pub. I over bounced in a somersault and over stretched my neck when I landed on my head. Should have gone to hospital but didn't... that took 6 weeks to heal and I was ridiculously lucky not to have done a permanent life changing injury to myself |
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Im immortal iv survived 21 car crashes with nothing more than a bumped head once iv fell from roofs and have 25mph collisions around 30 times per week as well as other things so the fact i still get out of bed every morning is miraculous |
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I had a serial broken left arm habit as a child. The funniest was playing hid and seek on an abandoned factory roof. Whilst being chased, I jumped off a little brick chimney thing straight onto the asbestos corrugated sheets (normally we would follow the rivets to know we were on a strong bit), went right through scraped my body on the jagged hole I made from hips to armpits, landing a good 20ft below, about 2 feet away from a metal spiral staircase that would have mashed me up good and proper. Had to climb out, through a (different) hole, and shimmy down a drainpipe one handed with a broken arm... |
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"I had a serial broken left arm habit as a child. The funniest was playing hid and seek on an abandoned factory roof. Whilst being chased, I jumped off a little brick chimney thing straight onto the asbestos corrugated sheets (normally we would follow the rivets to know we were on a strong bit), went right through scraped my body on the jagged hole I made from hips to armpits, landing a good 20ft below, about 2 feet away from a metal spiral staircase that would have mashed me up good and proper. Had to climb out, through a (different) hole, and shimmy down a drainpipe one handed with a broken arm..."
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Our great escape was when we went to a guys house n he had 20+ laptops all over his living room and all opened up :-0.. we went to car for a ciggy .. that car never went as fast .. we didnt even smoke .. creepy fuck he was |
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