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"Please confirm your definition of a Milf "I don’t know, I’m surprised it got this far TBH  | |||
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"Please confirm your definition of a Milf "I think you qualify | |||
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"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up
Oh you're doing SO well! "Awww thanks you beautiful x | |||
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"Define "a good seeing to"" He would like to ensure you are sexually fulfilled, and quite possibly do a spot of dusting on his way out | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace "Have you exhausted all the local milfs? | |||
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"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up "If. Fucking. Only…….  | |||
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"Define "a good seeing to" He would like to ensure you are sexually fulfilled, and quite possibly do a spot of dusting on his way out " Ooh dusting you say? | |||
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"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up
If. Fucking. Only……. " | |||
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"But what if I'm local?! " Then you can’t have a ‘good seeing to’ | |||
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"Define "a good seeing to"" It means a jolly good perve of your profile | |||
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"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up "I think I know what you mean | |||
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"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up "200 miles is too close to me, if only you were further away | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs? "I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab | |||
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"But what if I'm local?! Then you can’t have a ‘good seeing to’ "Story of life  | |||
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"I'm a m but no idea who you l to f" I L to F anyone really  | |||
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"I need a good seeing to and I'm not local but FFS I'm not a MILF "Tbag  | |||
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"I need a good seeing to and I'm not local but FFS I'm not a MILF
Tbag "Let me think about that, I only drink espresso. | |||
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"Sssswwwwooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn "I know, I feel it in the air | |||
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"Now you say, I’m just looking local nowadays Good luck with your hunt Rex "Thank you. Hopefully I’ll find someone about 300 miles / 6hrs away pretty soon | |||
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"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up
I think I know what you mean "Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha | |||
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"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up
200 miles is too close to me, if only you were further away "Wait. I can move | |||
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"I’ll nominate Mrs NE." 150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further | |||
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"Exceptional use of the words love and peace, god bless you Rex" Bless you my child | |||
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"But what if I'm local?! Then you can’t have a ‘good seeing to’
Story of life "If only you were further away we’d be perfect | |||
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"Ah I was gonna apply but I’m local! " I’d need my passport for over the water though right? | |||
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"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up
I think I know what you mean
Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha "But you’ve got your bits on show so you’ve failed | |||
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"I’ll nominate Mrs NE. 150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further "She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow. | |||
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Too close I’m afraid "I’m not afraid but you should be | |||
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"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up
I think I know what you mean
Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha
Still a big area left, I’m sure you will "Only a hour to go ha ha | |||
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"In "Would you L F though? | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab "Then you get a blue Peter badge | |||
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"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up
200 miles is too close to me, if only you were further away
Wait. I can move "This looks promising | |||
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Would you L F though? "Would I what now?? | |||
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"Forget about milfs, most are gilfs. "Hey, get your own GILF thread | |||
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"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up
I think I know what you mean
Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha
Still a big area left, I’m sure you will
Only a hour to go ha ha "Ooo wait I get what you mean now emmm oooo god I can’t even comment on it ha ha | |||
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"I’ll nominate Mrs NE. 150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further
She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow."Tell her I’ll be there on Friday | |||
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"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up
I think I know what you mean
Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha
Still a big area left, I’m sure you will
Only a hour to go ha ha "Let loose
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"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up
I think I know what you mean
Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha
Still a big area left, I’m sure you will
Only a hour to go ha ha
Let loose
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"Now you say, I’m just looking local nowadays Good luck with your hunt Rex
Thank you. Hopefully I’ll find someone about 300 miles / 6hrs away pretty soon "Still a big area left, I’m sure you will | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab
Then you get a blue Peter badge "I’d like my 25 meter certificate first | |||
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Would you L F though?
Would I what now??"you know L F as MILF? | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab "It must be those sweaty plums of yours; milfs just can’t resist that musky scent of Man….. | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab
Then you get a blue Peter badge
I’d like my 25 meter certificate first "What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice? | |||
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"I don't think I qualify as local? "You’re literally my next door neighbour | |||
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"I don't think I qualify as local?
You’re literally my next door neighbour "80 miles away? | |||
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"I’ll nominate Mrs NE. 150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further
She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.
Tell her I’ll be there on Friday "It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?  | |||
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Would you L F though?
Would I what now??
you know L F as MILF? "Oh . Yeah go on then | |||
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"Ooh me, I’m still mopping up
200 miles is too close to me, if only you were further away
Wait. I can move "Great! I prefer local milfs….. | |||
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"How local is non local" At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships | |||
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"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up
I think I know what you mean
Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha
Still a big area left, I’m sure you will
Only a hour to go ha ha
Let loose
Completely replied to the wrong message I’ll put my glasses on and try again "This isn’t the Gerbil thread | |||
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"I seam to think I see a copy cat thread here lol ." WHAT!! Someone has already done this | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab
It must be those sweaty plums of yours; milfs just can’t resist that musky scent of Man….. "Dude, it’s like a moth to a light | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab
Then you get a blue Peter badge
I’d like my 25 meter certificate first
What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice? "I’d need to get me goggles first | |||
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"I don't think I qualify as local?
You’re literally my next door neighbour
80 miles away?"Exactly, it would be like being married and I’ve done that once | |||
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"I’ll nominate Mrs NE. 150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further
She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.
Tell her I’ll be there on Friday
It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle? "Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages | |||
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Would you L F though?
Would I what now??
you know L F as MILF?
Oh . Yeah go on then "Jesus, keep up will ya | |||
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"I don't think I qualify as local?
You’re literally my next door neighbour
80 miles away?
Exactly, it would be like being married and I’ve done that once "Yeah. Fair point. | |||
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"We can now direct any future "profile advice/advice for single guys" threads here now. This is how it's done - they need look no further! " | |||
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"Oh hello "I’ll come to you the long way round | |||
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"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up
I think I know what you mean
Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha
Still a big area left, I’m sure you will
Only a hour to go ha ha
Let loose
Completely replied to the wrong message I’ll put my glasses on and try again
This isn’t the Gerbil thread "Are you Gerry in disguise to get new MILFs | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab
Then you get a blue Peter badge
I’d like my 25 meter certificate first
What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?
I’d need to get me goggles first "Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw….. | |||
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"I’ll nominate Mrs NE. 150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further
She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.
Tell her I’ll be there on Friday
It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?
Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages "You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in | |||
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"I don't think I qualify as local?
You’re literally my next door neighbour
80 miles away?
Exactly, it would be like being married and I’ve done that once
Yeah. Fair point. "We may as well have our divorce parties now | |||
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Are you 350 miles +? "I think I am | |||
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"Not sure if I qualify as not local, or if you wanna fuck me, but I definitely tick the Mum box..... MJ x" I’ll get the train from Glasgow then | |||
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"Going to need to wait till after 8pm till I am back to my normal self 24 hours is close to up
I think I know what you mean
Ooo no I was just challenged to not be sexually on the forums for 24 hours ha ha
Still a big area left, I’m sure you will
Only a hour to go ha ha
Let loose
Completely replied to the wrong message I’ll put my glasses on and try again
This isn’t the Gerbil thread
Are you Gerry in disguise to get new MILFs "I don’t know what to post on that thread so I’ve stayed away from it | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab
Then you get a blue Peter badge
I’d like my 25 meter certificate first
What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?
I’d need to get me goggles first
Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw….. "Nooooooo her flange juice is like the blood from Alien. It stings like fuck | |||
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"How local is non local At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships "Count me out then | |||
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"I’ll nominate Mrs NE. 150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further
She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.
Tell her I’ll be there on Friday
It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?
Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages
You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in "I’ve never been entered though so I don’t think I could walk with one of them up my bum | |||
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Are you 350 miles +?
I think I am "OK I’ll jump on a plane | |||
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"How local is non local At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships
Count me out then"I’ll walk to yours then | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab
Then you get a blue Peter badge
I’d like my 25 meter certificate first
What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?
I’d need to get me goggles first
Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw….. "The goggles, they do nothing! | |||
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"I’ll nominate Mrs NE. 150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further
She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.
Tell her I’ll be there on Friday
It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?
Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages
You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in
I’ve never been entered though so I don’t think I could walk with one of them up my bum "You don't know until you try 
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab
Then you get a blue Peter badge
I’d like my 25 meter certificate first
What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?
I’d need to get me goggles first
Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw…..
Nooooooo her flange juice is like the blood from Alien. It stings like fuck "Awesome! I’ll carry her ‘mark’ for days afterwards then….. | |||
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"I don't think I qualify as local?
You’re literally my next door neighbour
80 miles away?
Exactly, it would be like being married and I’ve done that once
Yeah. Fair point.
We may as well have our divorce parties now "Erm. Ok. Shall I pretend to be heartbroken?  | |||
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"I’ll nominate Mrs NE. 150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further
She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.
Tell her I’ll be there on Friday
It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?
Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages
You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in
I’ve never been entered though so I don’t think I could walk with one of them up my bum
You don't know until you try
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab
Then you get a blue Peter badge
I’d like my 25 meter certificate first
What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?
I’d need to get me goggles first
Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw…..
Nooooooo her flange juice is like the blood from Alien. It stings like fuck
Awesome! I’ll carry her ‘mark’ for days afterwards then….. "I’ve carried her mark for years. She broke my | |||
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"I don't think I qualify as local?
You’re literally my next door neighbour
80 miles away?
Exactly, it would be like being married and I’ve done that once
Yeah. Fair point.
We may as well have our divorce parties now
Erm. Ok. Shall I pretend to be heartbroken? "Yes. Can I slip you one for old times sake? | |||
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"I’ll nominate Mrs NE. 150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further
She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.
Tell her I’ll be there on Friday
It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?
Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages
You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in
I’ve never been entered though so I don’t think I could walk with one of them up my bum
You don't know until you try
Being on fab is all about trying new things
Ok, I’ll do yours first then "Deal
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"My knickers just fell off. I wondered why, then I saw your thread...... Lady Astor " A lady never wears knickers | |||
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"I'm under 150 miles away so don't qualify. Plus I'm not sure if I qualify L and F "Distance is our enemy here | |||
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"….. can you make yourselves known please
Love and Peace
Have you exhausted all the local milfs?
I’ve almost completed MILF level on Fab
Then you get a blue Peter badge
I’d like my 25 meter certificate first
What about swimming in Hippy's clunch juice?
I’d need to get me goggles first
Fuck the goggles! I’m going in raw…..
Nooooooo her flange juice is like the blood from Alien. It stings like fuck
Awesome! I’ll carry her ‘mark’ for days afterwards then…..
I’ve carried her mark for years. She broke my "Gutted for you mate!
Anyway……..my turn! | |||
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"I'm under 150 miles away so don't qualify. Plus I'm not sure if I qualify L and F
Distance is our enemy here "Always has been, damn distance x | |||
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"It would seam Mr grey thread offering to fuck local MIF's. Has gone. Down a storm . Now. Your offering to fuck the none local seams to have corner the market . Therefore possibly a rival thread open to international MIF's and GIF'S maybe a goer answers pls To desperate for a fuck your place or mine . thank you ." You’ve let the cat out of the bag for my second thread | |||
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"I’ll nominate Mrs NE. 150 miles is practically on my doorstep, I need further
She’s heading to Aberdeen tomorrow.
Tell her I’ll be there on Friday
It’s Wednesday. How are you getting there? On a unicycle?
Distance is the key. I like travelling for ages
You could always walk to your meets. That way the Milfs can be a lot closer, and it would still take 3 hours to get there. Even longer if you're walking with an erection or a butt plug in
I’ve never been entered though so I don’t think I could walk with one of them up my bum
You don't know until you try
Being on fab is all about trying new things
Ok, I’ll do yours first then
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"Ah I was gonna apply but I’m local! I’d need my passport for over the water though right? "Yup | |||
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"How local is non local At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships
Count me out then
I’ll walk to yours then "Yeah ok see you in a min | |||
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"Do you have to be a MILF?? " You do know what MILF stands for right……? Any Woman Who Needs A Good Seeing To…… | |||
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"How local is non local At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships "I can't go much further south.... Unless you fancy a night on the Isle of Wight? | |||
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"Not sure if I qualify as not local, or if you wanna fuck me, but I definitely tick the Mum box..... MJ x I’ll get the train from Glasgow then " | |||
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"My knickers just fell off. I wondered why, then I saw your thread...... Lady Astor A lady never wears knickers "You might be right.
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"Do you have to be a MILF?? You do know what MILF stands for right……? Any Woman Who Needs A Good Seeing To…… "MR Grey was only dealing with MIf's and only a 4.30 in the morning the any women are there for you to pursue. | |||
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"Ah I was gonna apply but I’m local! I’d need my passport for over the water though right?
Yup "That’s far enough then | |||
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"Do you have to be a MILF?? " No just the L & F will do | |||
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"Do you have to be a MILF?? You do know what MILF stands for right……? Any Woman Who Needs A Good Seeing To……
MR Grey was only dealing with MIf's and only a 4.30 in the morning the any women are there for you to pursue."Fortunately for me, I’m too far from all the women in this thread, otherwise I would overrun with needy pussy | |||
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"Bugger, I'm from the north so that makes me local to you, damn I've missed out on you again
Ruby"I know, you’re in the next field to me as well | |||
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"Raises hand!" You’re right on the edge of my filter, I could bend the rule slightly | |||
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"But what if I'm local?! Then you can’t have a ‘good seeing to’
Story of life "Aren’t you a million miles away? Surely that’s far enough, Rex?! | |||
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"How local is non local At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships
I can't go much further south.... Unless you fancy a night on the Isle of Wight?"Oooohhh I like visiting foreign countries | |||
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"My knickers just fell off. I wondered why, then I saw your thread...... Lady Astor A lady never wears knickers
You might be right.
Lady Astor "Phwoooaaarrrr | |||
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"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like) "The 580 is the number of miles right? | |||
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"24 hours is up Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content " Oh my | |||
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"24 hours is up Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content Oh my "Being serious trains and hotels are cheap as chips | |||
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"How local is non local At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships
I can't go much further south.... Unless you fancy a night on the Isle of Wight?
Oooohhh I like visiting foreign countries "You'll need your rabies jab and exchange your pounds to shillings... | |||
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"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)
The 580 is the number of miles right? "Something like that, yes | |||
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"24 hours is up Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content Oh my
Being serious trains and hotels are cheap as chips "Are you saying you want to play trains and tunnels? | |||
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"24 hours is up Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content Oh my
Being serious trains and hotels are cheap as chips
Are you saying you want to play trains and tunnels? "Ooo yes and bowling as well you know the kind whare you bowl a load up me
Pifff god hide it’s a joke people just back in a big way ha ha | |||
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"How local is non local At least 6hrs away and a minimum of 350 miles. I like long distance relationships
I can't go much further south.... Unless you fancy a night on the Isle of Wight?
Oooohhh I like visiting foreign countries
You'll need your rabies jab and exchange your pounds to shillings..."I’ll start emptying the leccy meter now | |||
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"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)
The 580 is the number of miles right?
Something like that, yes "580 miles is within my range | |||
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"Do you have to be a MILF?? No just the L & F will do "But not the I
What's wrong with me f*cker | |||
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"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)
The 580 is the number of miles right?
Something like that, yes
580 miles is within my range "Then get your skates on, there's a MULF on the horizon | |||
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"Do you have to be a MILF?? No just the L & F will do
But not the I
What's wrong with me f*cker "I’ve still not gotten over the gin incident | |||
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"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)
The 580 is the number of miles right?
Something like that, yes
580 miles is within my range
Then get your skates on, there's a MULF on the horizon "Is a MULF the next level up? | |||
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"Do you have to be a MILF?? No just the L & F will do
But not the I
What's wrong with me f*cker
I’ve still not gotten over the gin incident "
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"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)
The 580 is the number of miles right?
Something like that, yes
580 miles is within my range
Then get your skates on, there's a MULF on the horizon
Is a MULF the next level up? "Think about what the 'I' stands for and who wrote the word | |||
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"24 hours is up Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content Oh my
Being serious trains and hotels are cheap as chips
Are you saying you want to play trains and tunnels?
Ooo yes and bowling as well you know the kind whare you bowl a load up me
Pifff god hide it’s a joke people just back in a big way ha ha "Did you enjoy your 24 hours of non-sexual Natalie? | |||
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"Do you have to be a MILF?? No just the L & F will do
But not the I
What's wrong with me f*cker
I’ve still not gotten over the gin incident
I told you that cork would get lodged if you weren't careful "The Doctor gave me a right telling off | |||
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"24 hours is up Ok let’s go knickers dropped fuck away till you harts content Oh my
Being serious trains and hotels are cheap as chips
Are you saying you want to play trains and tunnels?
Ooo yes and bowling as well you know the kind whare you bowl a load up me
Pifff god hide it’s a joke people just back in a big way ha ha
Did you enjoy your 24 hours of non-sexual Natalie? "Was the same as normal so dosent really make a difference so may as well just bonce around my bubbly self and post random dribble I stated the reason yesterday as to why | |||
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"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)
The 580 is the number of miles right?
Something like that, yes
580 miles is within my range
Then get your skates on, there's a MULF on the horizon
Is a MULF the next level up?
Think about what the 'I' stands for and who wrote the word "I’ll take that as a yes | |||
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"Cum down the A580 and you'll be able to see me (you can make it good if you like)
The 580 is the number of miles right?
Something like that, yes
580 miles is within my range
Then get your skates on, there's a MULF on the horizon
Is a MULF the next level up?
Think about what the 'I' stands for and who wrote the word
I’ll take that as a yes "I'm more commonly a level down | |||
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"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck." Don’t complicate things. I’ve not seen you and I’d still enter you | |||
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"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck." Always thought it stood for mature. Everyday a school day | |||
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"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck. Don’t complicate things. I’ve not seen you and I’d still enter you
"And they say Mr Grey was a sweet. Talker but nothing on you Rex | |||
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"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck. Always thought it stood for mature. Everyday a school day "Isn't it mother.. After american pie and Mrs Stiffler | |||
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"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck. Always thought it stood for mature. Everyday a school day
Isn't it mother.. After american pie and Mrs Stiffler"I had to look it up, we are both right
Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck
A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them | |||
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"How is anyone supposed to know "ILF"? They will know if they are a mother or not but there is no telling if you would want to fuck them. Good luck. Don’t complicate things. I’ve not seen you and I’d still enter you "Love is blind | |||
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