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"Haha I do love some of your jests, you’re a funion, I call you a funion because sometimes there are layers to your jokes, classic Donis" What does this button do? Hello? End quote | |||
"Haha I do love some of your jests, you’re a funion, I call you a funion because sometimes there are layers to your jokes, classic Donis" TICK TOCK GERRY. | |||
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I used to have gerbils as a kid, and loved their sawdusty smell.
Have fun on here | |||
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"Thank you very much Bellaseas, may I call you Bella? You are named after a character in my favourite films, have you seen the twighlights? I was team Edward and he is the new Batman and vampires turn into bats, I think it’s wonderful casting " Ah I've only seen the first one Gerry. Perhaps I'll borrow your box set! | |||
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"What a lovely statement NE, may I call you NE? I think I am going to like you too, god bless you " Whatever you decide to call me/us I can guarantee we’ve been called worse | |||
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"Oh that isn’t nice to hear, I hope whoever called you a bad name were reprimanded, there is no place in the world for evil doers " Humans could learn a lot from gerbils | |||
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"Oh NE you are so right, they don’t have an evil bone in their body, I could talk about them forever, I do! Perhaps why my wife left me hahahah joking, that was because of her affair with our chaplain " I’m glad your sense of humour stayed with you after all of that | |||
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 escaped got in my brothers room and ate his gerbil he was ruined for days | |||
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"Welcome along Gerry. I’ll try not to judge you because I don’t know you. BUT…..the Twilight Saga? I may have to judge that. "Is there gerbils in that  | |||
"Welcome along Gerry. I’ll try not to judge you because I don’t know you. BUT…..the Twilight Saga? I may have to judge that.
Is there gerbils in that "Well, the movie is full of vampires that don’t eat people. So I rather fear for any gerbils in it. | |||
"Welcome along Gerry. I’ll try not to judge you because I don’t know you. BUT…..the Twilight Saga? I may have to judge that.
Is there gerbils in that
Well, the movie is full of vampires that don’t eat people. So I rather fear for any gerbils in it. "How about Gremlins | |||
"Welcome along Gerry. I’ll try not to judge you because I don’t know you. BUT…..the Twilight Saga? I may have to judge that.
Is there gerbils in that
Well, the movie is full of vampires that don’t eat people. So I rather fear for any gerbils in it.
How about Gremlins "That’s no way to talk about R Patts | |||
"Thank you saffron and nice to meet you, yes everybody has welcomed me with open arms, I feel blessed and honoured " Feels like we are welcoming back an old friend | |||
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" actually interestingly vampires drink blood to survive and, secondarily, for pleasure, this distinction may seem irrelevant, but not all vampires relish draining blood from living things (mostly humans), blood can be compared to food and drink for humans, in that vampires require blood to drink in order to survive" Oh they need it to survive? I thought it was just a kink thing  | |||
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"Hello Emma and thank you for such a wonderful compliment, i have heard many a time I am a character hahahah but I’m just me, Gerry from the block " Ok thank you. I certainly won't be fooled by the rodents that you got! | |||
" but I’m just me, Gerry from the block " Did you by any chance previously have a little but now, infact, have a lot? While naturally maintaining that you're still - you're still Gerry from the block. | |||
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"What…. The fuck." I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey "What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils? Constructive way to spend your time. | |||
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"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time."Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now. | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now. "It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now. "Reasonable. | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.
It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums "Is it wholesome though.....  | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.
It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums "The forum is in dire need of wholesome and then along comes Gerry from the block! | |||
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"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.
It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums
Is it wholesome though..... "I would say not | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.
It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums
Is it wholesome though..... "He has a deep and abiding love for his gerbils. Please don't insinuate there is anything more.  | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.
It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums
Is it wholesome though..... "How dare you question Gerry’s motives. | |||
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"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.
It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums
Is it wholesome though.....
How dare you question Gerry’s motives."Are all Gerry’s Gerbils brown by chance? | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.
It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums
Is it wholesome though.....
How dare you question Gerry’s motives.
Are all Gerry’s Gerbils brown by chance?"Get back to the gym, you! | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.
It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums
Is it wholesome though.....
How dare you question Gerry’s motives.
Are all Gerry’s Gerbils brown by chance?"According to fact 1 on Gerry’s bio there are up 40 colours for gerbils. | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.
It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums
Is it wholesome though.....
How dare you question Gerry’s motives.
Are all Gerry’s Gerbils brown by chance?
Get back to the gym, you!"I feel like we need to see a Rocky style training montage of him and the Scouse Ivan Drago | |||
"I have a gerbil related question… Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels?" I think they prefer tunnels | |||
"I have a gerbil related question… Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels? I think they prefer tunnels" | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
What, did he leave fab to research Gerbils?
Constructive way to spend your time.
Dunno, I'm theorising. Because any other new poster with that much of an interest in gerbils would be rinsed by now.
It’s his wholesome love of gerbils has united the forums
Is it wholesome though.....
How dare you question Gerry’s motives.
Are all Gerry’s Gerbils brown by chance?
Get back to the gym, you!
I feel like we need to see a Rocky style training montage of him and the Scouse Ivan Drago "Had to sign an NDA. This can’t be discussed. What I will say though is I’m here… | |||
"I have a gerbil related question… Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels? I think they prefer tunnels" They love a dark pipe. | |||
"I have a gerbil related question… Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels?" Tails get caught in wheels, some use them but they really shouldn't  | |||
"I have a gerbil related question… Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels? Tails get caught in wheels, some use them but they really shouldn't "I didn’t know that but then again I haven’t had a pet rodent since the mid 90’s. | |||
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"I have a gerbil related question… Do they use hamster wheels? If so why can’t they be called gerbil wheels? I think they prefer tunnels" They can mwmorize mazes! | |||
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"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey "Hence my forum hamster wheel comment above. Everything just keeps going around and around. | |||
"**memorise ** "I thought you were doing cute gerbil speak | |||
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"**memorise **
I thought you were doing cute gerbil speak "Dammit | |||
"**memorise **
I thought you were doing cute gerbil speak
Dammit " | |||
"What a wonderful question NE, we in the gerbiling game do steer clear of hamster wheels, they are after all for hamsters hahahaha quick hamster joke, but as comperison rightly said, their little tails are prone to getting caught up the the wheel mechanism, and as just another girl pointed out they do love tunnels, I use empty toilet roll cardboard as they can scuttle through quite easily and also have a little nibble if they so choose, they do love a good nibble, hello Jonny too, a pleasure to make your acquaintance, I wish you well this fine day and god bless you" A very in-depth answer. Thank you Gerry. | |||
"What…. The fuck. I guess Gerry is a returning member and I guess everyone else apparently knows it's a returning member except those who don't... And people say the Forums aren't cliquey
Hence my forum hamster wheel comment above. Everything just keeps going around and around. "Like revolving doors as well, in out shake it about | |||
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"Gerry you are the patches o'hoolahan of the gerbil world do u by any chance have the same scarf and jacket "If you can dodge a wrench? | |||
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"Hahaha another great one inevitable, I did own a fur lined leather jacket once upon a time and I have many a patch from my competitions, all jokes aside though I do not suggest you use heavy tools to encourage rodents to play dodgeball, although they can be fast and have great intelligence there are no assurances that they will dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge a wrench, it would be negligent of me to not stress this enough " good call the voice of experience? | |||
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"I haven’t lost a gerbil to anything sports related now for 20 years, the curling incident of 02 is still too fresh to talk about, introducing gerbils to sports is not something to take lightly and I would recommend seasoned professionals, please do not cut corners " There goes my gerbil hockey league idea | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 24/03/22 08:53:29]" Bugger, I'll say it again Have you ever been tempted to take them to Stamford Bridge and re-enact the battle there?  Swing | |||
Have you read the Twilight books or have you just seen the films? The books are worth reading for the subtle nuances of the characters and love story. Think Mr Darcy and Elizabeth Bennett, Romeo and Juliet, Barry and Paul Chuckle. A classic of our time  | |||
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