 |
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
If you had the resources, authority and appropriate environment, what would be your favourite animal you would keep on your farm (excludes animals that are not meant to be captive and/or should not be kept as pets or on a farm). Mine would be cows, pigs and goats. And a few dogs of course.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool "
This, grew up on a farm. It's damn hard emotional and physical work. Can I come ride on your ranch please? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
This, grew up on a farm. It's damn hard emotional and physical work. Can I come ride on your ranch please? "
as your first to ask you get to have a free all day ride too  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
This, grew up on a farm. It's damn hard emotional and physical work. Can I come ride on your ranch please? as your first to ask you get to have a free all day ride too "
Whoop whoop, giddy up |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
This, grew up on a farm. It's damn hard emotional and physical work. Can I come ride on your ranch please? as your first to ask you get to have a free all day ride too
Whoop whoop, giddy up "
il even give you a cowgirl hat |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Dogs. I’d love to buy a farm and just turn it into a massive dog Sanctuary for all the stray and abandoned dogs, just let them roam free.
The mr "
Sounds amazing. I will volunteer to help around at weekends  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
This, grew up on a farm. It's damn hard emotional and physical work. Can I come ride on your ranch please? as your first to ask you get to have a free all day ride too
Whoop whoop, giddy up il even give you a cowgirl hat "
Deal, ride em cowboy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
This, grew up on a farm. It's damn hard emotional and physical work. Can I come ride on your ranch please? as your first to ask you get to have a free all day ride too
Whoop whoop, giddy up il even give you a cowgirl hat
Deal, ride em cowboy "
would you like a raw hide with that? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
This, grew up on a farm. It's damn hard emotional and physical work. Can I come ride on your ranch please? as your first to ask you get to have a free all day ride too
Whoop whoop, giddy up il even give you a cowgirl hat
Deal, ride em cowboy would you like a raw hide with that? "
I'm going to be singing that all evening |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
This, grew up on a farm. It's damn hard emotional and physical work. Can I come ride on your ranch please? as your first to ask you get to have a free all day ride too
Whoop whoop, giddy up il even give you a cowgirl hat
Deal, ride em cowboy would you like a raw hide with that?
I'm going to be singing that all evening "
i already am lol the city slickers version rollin rollin rollin gee my ass is swolen |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
This, grew up on a farm. It's damn hard emotional and physical work. Can I come ride on your ranch please? as your first to ask you get to have a free all day ride too
Whoop whoop, giddy up il even give you a cowgirl hat
Deal, ride em cowboy would you like a raw hide with that?
I'm going to be singing that all evening i already am lol the city slickers version rollin rollin rollin gee my ass is swolen "
A what version now? Was singing the blues brothers version. But now I'm off to find that one |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
This, grew up on a farm. It's damn hard emotional and physical work. Can I come ride on your ranch please? as your first to ask you get to have a free all day ride too
Whoop whoop, giddy up il even give you a cowgirl hat
Deal, ride em cowboy would you like a raw hide with that?
I'm going to be singing that all evening i already am lol the city slickers version rollin rollin rollin gee my ass is swolen
A what version now? Was singing the blues brothers version. But now I'm off to find that one "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
Horses are hard work, but you don't want to do the work so crack on "
thats why i went with fully staffed  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
Horses are hard work, but you don't want to do the work so crack on thats why i went with fully staffed "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
Horses are hard work, but you don't want to do the work so crack on "
That's why I'd pay you to work for me. May have to roll about in some hay too though  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
Horses are hard work, but you don't want to do the work so crack on thats why i went with fully staffed
"
sit back like a tycoon in my rocking chair whittling a toy horse while playing a vagina flavoured mouth organ |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Nope farming is definitely not for me - hate flies and mud for starter's"
As my little niece said to me when I complained how hot the imaginary cup of tea she’d just given me was ‘ it’s dust pwetend!’ |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
Horses are hard work, but you don't want to do the work so crack on
That's why I'd pay you to work for me. May have to roll about in some hay too though "
I have enough horses to look after already, but happy to leave and roll about with you in hay instead |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Nope farming is definitely not for me - hate flies and mud for starter's
As my little niece said to me when I complained how hot the imaginary cup of tea she’d just given me was ‘ it’s dust pwetend!’ "
I can't stop laughing |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Nope farming is definitely not for me - hate flies and mud for starter's
As my little niece said to me when I complained how hot the imaginary cup of tea she’d just given me was ‘ it’s dust pwetend!’ "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
Horses are hard work, but you don't want to do the work so crack on
That's why I'd pay you to work for me. May have to roll about in some hay too though
I have enough horses to look after already, but happy to leave and roll about with you in hay instead "
Just imagined the spikey bits of hay piercing my bum, not good. Hope you have a blanket |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Got the chickens and ducks coming at the weekend to their new home, horse will be coming once the shelter is checked and approved and a donkey soon after, farmer took his sheep back from one the fields and miss them. Do see the cows in farm next to us popping their heads over for a ear rub |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Got the chickens and ducks coming at the weekend to their new home, horse will be coming once the shelter is checked and approved and a donkey soon after, farmer took his sheep back from one the fields and miss them. Do see the cows in farm next to us popping their heads over for a ear rub"
That's not fair, can I visit for the weekend please. I will bring cake for you and lots of treats for the cows. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Farmings far too much work for me id rather have a fully staffed texas style horse ranch just to be cool
Horses are hard work, but you don't want to do the work so crack on
That's why I'd pay you to work for me. May have to roll about in some hay too though
I have enough horses to look after already, but happy to leave and roll about with you in hay instead
Just imagined the spikey bits of hay piercing my bum, not good. Hope you have a blanket "
I'll put something under you, those spikey bits are bad  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Got the chickens and ducks coming at the weekend to their new home, horse will be coming once the shelter is checked and approved and a donkey soon after, farmer took his sheep back from one the fields and miss them. Do see the cows in farm next to us popping their heads over for a ear rub
That's not fair, can I visit for the weekend please. I will bring cake for you and lots of treats for the cows. "
The cows like cake, the worst ones for stealing are the goats, really want my own ones |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Got the chickens and ducks coming at the weekend to their new home, horse will be coming once the shelter is checked and approved and a donkey soon after, farmer took his sheep back from one the fields and miss them. Do see the cows in farm next to us popping their heads over for a ear rub
That's not fair, can I visit for the weekend please. I will bring cake for you and lots of treats for the cows.
The cows like cake, the worst ones for stealing are the goats, really want my own ones"
I love goats, full of character and mischief |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Anyone follow Useless Farm on FB or TT? So funny, Karen the bad tempered emu and Micheal the bewildered llama. Pencil the duck and Brad the chicken with a bad attitude "
Me!! I do! I love Karen |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Got the chickens and ducks coming at the weekend to their new home, horse will be coming once the shelter is checked and approved and a donkey soon after, farmer took his sheep back from one the fields and miss them. Do see the cows in farm next to us popping their heads over for a ear rub"
We have chickens, currently got chicks too. Though the chicks are running riot in the kitchen at the moment |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Anyone follow Useless Farm on FB or TT? So funny, Karen the bad tempered emu and Micheal the bewildered llama. Pencil the duck and Brad the chicken with a bad attitude
Me!! I do! I love Karen "
Did you see her in her little yellow bonnet? Seemed to calm her right down. More than the Live Love Laugh posters on her and Stanley’s wall |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Anyone follow Useless Farm on FB or TT? So funny, Karen the bad tempered emu and Micheal the bewildered llama. Pencil the duck and Brad the chicken with a bad attitude "
Thank you, just started following |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
