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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's coz we is down wid da kids.
I iz not down wid da kidz
Just wear a baseball hat at a strange angle and you'll be fine. "
Or humiliated by my kids... |
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"It's coz we is down wid da kids.
I iz not down wid da kidz
Just wear a baseball hat at a strange angle and you'll be fine.
Or humiliated by my kids...
That one too. "
"You look 152, Mum. Yuck!" |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"It's coz we is down wid da kids.
I iz not down wid da kidz
Just wear a baseball hat at a strange angle and you'll be fine.
Or humiliated by my kids...
That one too.
"You look 152, Mum. Yuck!" "
Bloody charming.
But - I don't think I've seen your face yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's coz we is down wid da kids.
I iz not down wid da kidz
Just wear a baseball hat at a strange angle and you'll be fine.
Or humiliated by my kids...
That one too.
"You look 152, Mum. Yuck!"
Bloody charming.
But - I don't think I've seen your face yet. "
Cheeky |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"It's coz we is down wid da kids.
I iz not down wid da kidz
Just wear a baseball hat at a strange angle and you'll be fine.
Or humiliated by my kids...
That one too.
"You look 152, Mum. Yuck!"
Bloody charming.
But - I don't think I've seen your face yet.
Cheeky "
Me - never. I'm sweet and innocent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's coz we is down wid da kids.
I iz not down wid da kidz
Just wear a baseball hat at a strange angle and you'll be fine.
Or humiliated by my kids...
That one too.
"You look 152, Mum. Yuck!"
Bloody charming.
But - I don't think I've seen your face yet.
Cheeky
Me - never. I'm sweet and innocent "
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By (user no longer on site)
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A contronym is a word with two meanings that happen to be the opposite of each other.
Bolt
To separate by fleeing or to hold together (as with a bolt)
Bound
Going toward a destination or restrained from moving
Buckle
To fasten together (with a buckle) or to bend or collapse from pressure
Cleave
To adhere firmly and closely or to split apart
Clip
To fasten (as with a paperclip) or to detach with shears (clipping your hair or your hedges)
Consult
To give advice or to get advice
Custom
A common practice or a specially made item
Dust
Dust off your dictionary. Some words (like dust) can have clashing meanings.
To cover something with a fine power or to make something clean by brushing or removing dust
Enjoin
To order someone to do something or to prohibit someone from doing something
Fast
Firmly fixed and unmoving or able to move rapidly
Finished
Completed or destroyed
Garnish
To add decorative touches (to food or drink) or to take/withhold from (as in wages)
Handicap
An advantage given to equalize chances of winning (as in golf) or a disadvantage that makes equality difficult
Lease
To rent property or to offer property for rent
Left
Departed or remained behind
Model
The original, perfect example or a copy
Off
Not operating (turn off the light) or operating (the alarm went off)
Out
Visible (the stars are out) or invisible (the lights are out)
Overlook
To watch or to fail to notice
Oversight
Watchful, responsible care or a mistake made due to forgetfulness or poor supervision
Peruse
To skim or to read very carefully
Ravel
To separate or to become entangled
Rent
To lease something or to offer an something for lease
Sanction
To boycott or to approve
Screen
To hide or to show (like a movie)
Seed
To seed a watermelon is to remove seeds. To seed a lawn is to add them. Regreto/Shutterstock
To add seed ("seeding the lawn") or to remove seed ("seeding a watermelon")
Strike
To hit or to miss while trying to hit
Trim
To add (decorations) or to take away (extra hair or fabric, for example)
Wear
To endure or to deteriorate
Weather
To withstand or to be worn away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A contronym is a word with two meanings that happen to be the opposite of each other.
Bolt
Etc etc"
Kudos, I'm genuinely impressed - that was alarmingly comprehensive!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A contronym is a word with two meanings that happen to be the opposite of each other.
Bolt
Etc etc
Kudos, I'm genuinely impressed - that was alarmingly comprehensive!!!! "
Cut and paste job obviously, but I do like wordplay around things like this, and the English language is crazily inconsistent and contradictory with so many words |
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