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By *ickJMan
over a year ago
Hemel Hempstead |
Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.
I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.
We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.
Please submit your results reports to me,
NickJ
Professor of milf activities,
University of Sydney
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys I’ve decided, no meets pre 5 am.
Thanks.
That is all.
What if it’s an evening meet that ends up lasting past 5am. Is that acceptable?"
I can accept this with an application submitted 24 hours in advance. |
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"Guys I’ve decided, no meets pre 5 am.
Thanks.
That is all.
What if it’s an evening meet that ends up lasting past 5am. Is that acceptable?
I can accept this with an application submitted 24 hours in advance."
Excellent I shall put in an application this evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.
I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.
We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.
Please submit your results reports to me,
NickJ
Professor of milf activities,
University of Sydney
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As a MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any local milfs free for a fucking? 
At 4:30am the milf next to me was snoring and dribbling on the pillow. If that’s your thing, knock yourself out  "
You’ve got one of those too huh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast
Me too! With an egg?  "
No egg. Just plenty of bacon and definitely a white bap. With butter too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any local milfs free for a fucking?
At 4:30am the milf next to me was snoring and dribbling on the pillow. If that’s your thing, knock yourself out
You’ve got one of those too huh? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast
Me too! With an egg?
No egg. Just plenty of bacon and definitely a white bap. With butter too.
No you must have a fried egg and ketchup "
Ketchup is the work of Satan. HP Sauce is the work of Jesus.
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"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast
Me too! With an egg?
No egg. Just plenty of bacon and definitely a white bap. With butter too.
No you must have a fried egg and ketchup
Ketchup is the work of Satan. HP Sauce is the work of Jesus.
Thank you for agreeing. "
Yes but I am the Devil incarnate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast
Me too! With an egg?
No egg. Just plenty of bacon and definitely a white bap. With butter too. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has made me want a bacon roll for breakfast
Me too! With an egg?
No egg. Just plenty of bacon and definitely a white bap. With butter too.
No you must have a fried egg and ketchup "
Ooh no ketchup! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a MILF appreciation post, and im delighted to find it become about breakfast and sleep appreciation 10/10  ."
And bacon. God I haven't had bacon in a year or more. Mmmm. |
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"I'll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a MILF appreciation post, and im delighted to find it become about breakfast and sleep appreciation 10/10 .
And bacon. God I haven't had bacon in a year or more. Mmmm."
I eat bacon all the time. And pork scratchings. And butter and cream.
Why deprive yourself, dig in ? |
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over a year ago
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"I'll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a MILF appreciation post, and im delighted to find it become about breakfast and sleep appreciation 10/10 .
And bacon. God I haven't had bacon in a year or more. Mmmm.
I eat bacon all the time. And pork scratchings. And butter and cream.
Why deprive yourself, dig in ?"
Well the obvious reasons? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a MILF.
I’d like a fuck.
Sadly, intelligence is a prerequisite for me.
So I’ll say goodbye.
You mean you weren’t even tempted by the fluttering eyes?!"
Well, my pants did make it halfway down my legs, before coming to my senses and yanking them back up  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.
I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.
We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.
Please submit your results reports to me,
NickJ
Professor of milf activities,
University of Sydney
As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring. "
FIFY
I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.
I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.
We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.
Please submit your results reports to me,
NickJ
Professor of milf activities,
University of Sydney
As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.
FIFY
I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name. "
I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous. |
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"Well it worked on me, my knickers fell right off…"
Well if that's the case I've sent all the other women to Bolton your welcome to come round and I'll even leave the door open just let yourself in. And bring your joke book with you we can have a right
Laugh . |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.
I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.
We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.
Please submit your results reports to me,
NickJ
Professor of milf activities,
University of Sydney
As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.
FIFY
I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.
I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous. "
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And another thing you deriders of this poor mans request .
He may be fooling us all and not be Mr grey but infact. But the well known
Earl Grey which would be fitting
As this has to a what are you
having for breakfast thread
He may have only offer the said MIF
'S a cup of tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.
I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.
We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.
Please submit your results reports to me,
NickJ
Professor of milf activities,
University of Sydney
As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.
FIFY
I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.
I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.
Shall I assume the position for a spanking? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might be paraphrasing slightly but don’t they say the early bird catches the MILF?
Well I've been up half the night on here and as I've said to hippy the doors open you can come too."
If they’ve got rid of those average speed checks on the A1 I could be there in about 90 minutes  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.
I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.
We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.
Please submit your results reports to me,
NickJ
Professor of milf activities,
University of Sydney
As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.
FIFY
I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.
I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.
Shall I assume the position for a spanking?
I'll send someone over "
Pink boxers off or on so they can be ripped off me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.
I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.
We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.
Please submit your results reports to me,
NickJ
Professor of milf activities,
University of Sydney
As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.
FIFY
I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.
I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.
Shall I assume the position for a spanking?
I'll send someone over
Pink boxers off or on so they can be ripped off me! "
Pink boxers eh? |
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On one hand I love this thread
As I've just had a flatering tongue in cheek offer Here. Take that Mr grey . but I'm also pissed that threads I've done that thought would fly didn't . so controversy
Is the name of the game is it
lets see then any other mif gif sluts who are on route on the A1 to mine stick your thumb out for a lift . |
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over a year ago
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"On one hand I love this thread
As I've just had a flatering tongue in cheek offer Here. Take that Mr grey . but I'm also pissed that threads I've done that thought would fly didn't . so controversy
Is the name of the game is it
lets see then any other mif gif sluts who are on route on the A1 to mine stick your thumb out for a lift ."
Hitchhiking swingers could be a way to get around the rising cost of fuel |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.
I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.
We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.
Please submit your results reports to me,
NickJ
Professor of milf activities,
University of Sydney
As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.
FIFY
I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.
I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.
Shall I assume the position for a spanking?
I'll send someone over
Pink boxers off or on so they can be ripped off me!
Pink boxers eh? "
Yes, I wear pink to make... |
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over a year ago
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"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.
I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.
We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.
Please submit your results reports to me,
NickJ
Professor of milf activities,
University of Sydney
As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.
FIFY
I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.
I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.
Shall I assume the position for a spanking?
I'll send someone over
Pink boxers off or on so they can be ripped off me!
Pink boxers eh?
Yes, I wear pink to make... "
Lemonade? |
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"Hitchhikeing swingets Well I was hoping that you be picking them on the way to mine NE.
I’ll bring the 7 seater "
I'll just put in an order for Viagra
Haven't need it before. But I like to be prepared . |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Please, OP, do report back on the success rate of this approach.
I'd like to conduct some research into the efficacy of the "more direct and to the point" approach of asking for exactly what you want, but there seems to be a lack of data about how successful it is.
We may often assume that asking a question in this way at an unearthly hour in the morning has a success rate approaching zero, but without a follow up post (preferably independently verified by the milf subject), we have no data to confirm our hypothesis or to adjust our understanding of milfs and their pre-dawn fucking preferences.
Please submit your results reports to me,
NickJ
Professor of milf activities,
University of Sydney
As a Hot MILF can I report that the only thing I shall be doing is snoring.
FIFY
I bet you were dreaming about the silver tongued devil that is the OP and how he would make you scream his name.
I TOLD YOU about FIFY! And now you use it against me? Outrageous.
Shall I assume the position for a spanking?
I'll send someone over
Pink boxers off or on so they can be ripped off me!
Pink boxers eh?
Yes, I wear pink to make...
Lemonade?"
Got it in one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430 
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston"
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over a year ago
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice "
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"Perhaps someone should personal
Message. Mr. Grey to check and see if he's OK . incase he been over whealmed by the women I sent over ."
Good idea- after this post, I'm sure he's got more pussy than the Cat Protection League  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Snorted clunge juice "
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over a year ago
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Snorted clunge juice
"
God, did it reach all the way over there, I slimed more than I thought |
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over a year ago
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Snorted clunge juice
God, did it reach all the way over there, I slimed more than I thought "
Fucks sake! |
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over a year ago
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Snorted clunge juice
God, did it reach all the way over there, I slimed more than I thought
Fucks sake! "
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over a year ago
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Snorted clunge juice
God, did it reach all the way over there, I slimed more than I thought
Fucks sake! "
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I'm getting very worried over Mr
Grey he started this post at 4.30
This morning. And has not been heared from since he might be out in his private jet . but don't think so
Could some one ring the hospitals and check if he there . |
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"I'm getting very worried over Mr
Grey he started this post at 4.30
This morning. And has not been heared from since he might be out in his private jet . but don't think so
Could some one ring the hospitals and check if he there ."
He may be on holiday... There was another thread early this morning that has disappeared. |
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"I'm getting very worried over Mr
Grey he started this post at 4.30
This morning. And has not been heared from since he might be out in his private jet . but don't think so
Could some one ring the hospitals and check if he there
He may be on holiday... There was another thread early this morning
that has disappeared. "
I think its more case of disappearing. Up his own arse.
Not to be seen again lol |
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice "
Goddammit.
I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.
Winston |
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Goddammit.
I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.
Winston"
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Goddammit.
I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.
Winston
*sets alarm for horrible o’clock "
Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......
*backs out slowly
Winston |
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over a year ago
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Goddammit.
I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.
Winston
*sets alarm for horrible o’clock
Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......
*backs out slowly
Winston "
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Goddammit.
I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.
Winston
*sets alarm for horrible o’clock
Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......
*backs out slowly
Winston
"
On the flipside, I do hate to make a lady cry.
*sets clock for daft o'clock in the morning
Winston |
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over a year ago
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Goddammit.
I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.
Winston
*sets alarm for horrible o’clock
Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......
*backs out slowly
Winston
On the flipside, I do hate to make a lady cry.
*sets clock for daft o'clock in the morning
Winston "
Fuuuck. Double bluff called |
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Goddammit.
I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.
Winston
*sets alarm for horrible o’clock
Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......
*backs out slowly
Winston
On the flipside, I do hate to make a lady cry.
*sets clock for daft o'clock in the morning
Winston
Fuuuck. Double bluff called "
Wait, what, wait........ you mean you don't have a wonderously wet and wanton wide on for my throbbing morning man muscle?
FFS.
Toime wastur.....
Winston |
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over a year ago
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Goddammit.
I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.
Winston
*sets alarm for horrible o’clock
Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......
*backs out slowly
Winston
On the flipside, I do hate to make a lady cry.
*sets clock for daft o'clock in the morning
Winston
Fuuuck. Double bluff called
Wait, what, wait........ you mean you don't have a wonderously wet and wanton wide on for my throbbing morning man muscle?
FFS.
Toime wastur.....
Winston"
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"Fiiine, I wasn’t wearing any, but I do so love being called a milf and summoned at 0430
*claps hands.....
Milf!!!
Winston
Too late, I was so turned on, I drowned in my own clunge juice
Goddammit.
I had proper wood that needed a hole. I'll try again in the morning with a thread of my own.
Winston
*sets alarm for horrible o’clock
Bollocks. I feel my bluff has been called here.......
*backs out slowly
Winston
On the flipside, I do hate to make a lady cry.
*sets clock for daft o'clock in the morning
Winston
Fuuuck. Double bluff called
Wait, what, wait........ you mean you don't have a wonderously wet and wanton wide on for my throbbing morning man muscle?
FFS.
Toime wastur.....
Winston
Turn that finger around, did you not hear me knocking "
Thought you'd never get here.
Had a wank.
Soz.
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