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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more   "
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this. |
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Really? 
What happened?  "
I got to dunk my biscuit in the coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this."
I'll observe.
With coffee, obviously. |
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Really?
What happened?
I got to dunk my biscuit in the coffee "
There were biscuits! You lucky man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
I'll observe.
With coffee, obviously."
This escalated far too quickly.
Too early for bumming.
Just coffee. |
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Really?
What happened?
I got to dunk my biscuit in the coffee
There were biscuits! You lucky man "
If I get invited for coffee again Ill ask for a biscuit next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this."
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask. "
Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.
Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees. "
I makes the bumming easier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee…."
Never. Ever. Preface the word coffee, with the word 'just'.
It's like liquid oxygen. Cups in our house are referred to as 'portable joy containers' |
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I wonder how successful this kind of approach is?
They happen so many times, that maybe the OP’s of these kind of posts have got unpublished information about the success rate.
I’m thinking we need a documentary with past posters interviewed to show how well/shit their FAB career went after the post… 
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder how successful this kind of approach is?
They happen so many times, that maybe the OP’s of these kind of posts have got unpublished information about the success rate.
I’m thinking we need a documentary with past posters interviewed to show how well/shit their FAB career went after the post…
K"
Publicly, they’ll state that their inboxes were filled with offers. I rather suspect little research will need to be done, and it’ll be a 0% success rate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
Never. Ever. Preface the word coffee, with the word 'just'.
It's like liquid oxygen. Cups in our house are referred to as 'portable joy containers' "
As in just the situation, not just the drink.
Coffee is so much more than just a drink.
I’d do more for coffee than I would for people.
And animals, coffee and animals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.
Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.
I makes the bumming easier. "
This is such a sweet pairing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.
Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.
I makes the bumming easier.
This is such a sweet pairing "
Bromance goals innit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.
Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.
I makes the bumming easier.
This is such a sweet pairing
Bromance goals innit. "
Can I watch?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.
Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.
I makes the bumming easier.
This is such a sweet pairing
Bromance goals innit. "
It’s going better than my last one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.
Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.
I makes the bumming easier.
This is such a sweet pairing
Bromance goals innit.
It’s going better than my last one."
That is a dark comment even for you if it means what I think it does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.
Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.
I makes the bumming easier.
This is such a sweet pairing
Bromance goals innit.
It’s going better than my last one.
That is a dark comment even for you if it means what I think it does"
No, I mean, I do make dark jokes but no, it wasn’t intended that way, I meant my last bromance here.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.
Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.
I makes the bumming easier.
This is such a sweet pairing
Bromance goals innit.
It’s going better than my last one.
That is a dark comment even for you if it means what I think it does
No, I mean, I do make dark jokes but no, it wasn’t intended that way, I meant my last bromance here.
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Ah. Good. Although you do have a few and they all seem to turn sour. They even start threads about you. |
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I really needed some earlier when I woke. I was really horny. But I left it alone and am now drinking some gorgeous 100% Organic Coffee.
Its a second to what I wanted originally. If someone had been next to me, I'd still be too busy to boil the kettle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.
Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.
I makes the bumming easier.
This is such a sweet pairing
Bromance goals innit.
It’s going better than my last one.
That is a dark comment even for you if it means what I think it does
No, I mean, I do make dark jokes but no, it wasn’t intended that way, I meant my last bromance here.
Ah. Good. Although you do have a few and they all seem to turn sour. They even start threads about you. "
I noticed that.
It’s a trap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I’m with Jon, I need coffee NOW.
I knew he wasn't alone!!!
It’s just coffee….
I said just coffee to someone recently it lead to so much more
Wait, so KS and I have to bum now?
I didn’t sign up for this.
Oh honey, i thought you’d never ask.
Now JAG is putting whiskey in all my coffees.
I makes the bumming easier.
This is such a sweet pairing
Bromance goals innit.
It’s going better than my last one.
That is a dark comment even for you if it means what I think it does
No, I mean, I do make dark jokes but no, it wasn’t intended that way, I meant my last bromance here.
Ah. Good. Although you do have a few and they all seem to turn sour. They even start threads about you.
I noticed that.
It’s a trap."
Sit on your hands  |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
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in the spirit of this thread, i need a woman to come round, ride me till i cum, dont care if they do or not, then she can do the washing up and the hoovering before letting them self out while i snooze, see im a catch me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you referring to coffee?
I’m having one now, also needed it!!
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According to the word on the street he was trying to get rid of 2 bottles of semi skimmed he stole off a doorstep in Walsall  |
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