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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By regaling everyone with a tale of my time on the railways
See young Rikke thought it would be a funny idea to take a little shortcut and got his gf set on by a bull. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd quote song lyrics
"He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks!"
And then he grabbed her (and then)
He tied her up (and then)
He threw her on the railroad tracks (and then)
A train started comin' (and then, and then)"
Anyone remember this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walk in with awesome heels on and a awesome dress
Slowly bend over pulling my dress up hook two fingers in to ither side off my thong and slowly roll in down off my ass
And then turn and say ready and waiting who wants a go  ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk in with awesome heels on and a awesome dress
Slowly bend over pulling my dress up hook two fingers in to ither side off my thong and slowly roll in down off my ass
And then turn and say ready and waiting who wants a go ha ha "
One of these days I am going to challenge you to be non-sexual for a whole day on the forum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk in with awesome heels on and a awesome dress
Slowly bend over pulling my dress up hook two fingers in to ither side off my thong and slowly roll in down off my ass
And then turn and say ready and waiting who wants a go ha ha
One of these days I am going to challenge you to be non-sexual for a whole day on the forum. "
Oooo god I would fail that in about 10 minutes I just can’t help my self it’s my bubbly flirty personality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk in with awesome heels on and a awesome dress
Slowly bend over pulling my dress up hook two fingers in to ither side off my thong and slowly roll in down off my ass
And then turn and say ready and waiting who wants a go ha ha
One of these days I am going to challenge you to be non-sexual for a whole day on the forum.
Oooo god I would fail that in about 10 minutes I just can’t help my self it’s my bubbly flirty personality "
Flirty can be non-sexual  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk in with awesome heels on and a awesome dress
Slowly bend over pulling my dress up hook two fingers in to ither side off my thong and slowly roll in down off my ass
And then turn and say ready and waiting who wants a go ha ha
One of these days I am going to challenge you to be non-sexual for a whole day on the forum.
Oooo god I would fail that in about 10 minutes I just can’t help my self it’s my bubbly flirty personality
Flirty can be non-sexual "
It’s can be but I find when I post none sexually things no one’s interested in herring or listening or talking so wtf really is the point you can find plenty off posts that I haven’t |
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"Walk in with awesome heels on and a awesome dress
Slowly bend over pulling my dress up hook two fingers in to ither side off my thong and slowly roll in down off my ass
And then turn and say ready and waiting who wants a go ha ha "
Sorry, but that just reminded me of Sean Lock's rectum of the year bit  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"If you were to create a thread about railway lines and hostages. How on earth would you derail and hijack this thread?
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The rescue has been delayed by leaves on the line…. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Why talk about trains and hostages when there's planes and sex
Sex on a train? I think I'd much prefer that to doing it in a airplane loo. "
Ah Mr Conductor could I have two returns to...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why talk about trains and hostages when there's planes and sex
Sex on a train? I think I'd much prefer that to doing it in a airplane loo.
Depends how busy the plane is "
Why? The loo will still be tiny! I can't think of anything worse. I'd like a nice compartment in a train with the sound of the wheels turning whilst we go at it.  |
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"If you were to create a thread about railway lines and hostages. How on earth would you derail and hijack this thread?
The rescue has been delayed by leaves on the line…."
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That excuse never works during the deciduous winter months!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why talk about trains and hostages when there's planes and sex
Sex on a train? I think I'd much prefer that to doing it in a airplane loo. "
Done that one - had to hand the conductor the ticket whilst still inside her
She was sat in my lap with a mini skirt on not bent over the seat BTW |
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"Why talk about trains and hostages when there's planes and sex
Sex on a train? I think I'd much prefer that to doing it in a airplane loo.
Depends how busy the plane is
Why? The loo will still be tiny! I can't think of anything worse. I'd like a nice compartment in a train with the sound of the wheels turning whilst we go at it. "
If nobody is beside you then you don't need to use the loo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why talk about trains and hostages when there's planes and sex
Sex on a train? I think I'd much prefer that to doing it in a airplane loo.
Depends how busy the plane is
Why? The loo will still be tiny! I can't think of anything worse. I'd like a nice compartment in a train with the sound of the wheels turning whilst we go at it.
If nobody is beside you then you don't need to use the loo "
 oh god, no I couldn't  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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Scooby snacks 
There are some heavy duty Wotsits fans on here I've seen
Too cheesy ... now Quavers on the other hand 
Similar texture though?"
Not as 'claggy' maybe?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are the two connected in the first place
Is the train diesel or electric?
It could be coal "
Ooo steamy!! God i could do with a sauna and a massage  |
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"How are the two connected in the first place
Is the train diesel or electric?
It could be coal
Ooo steamy!! God i could do with a sauna and a massage "
Now you will have people thinking of giving you a massage and getting steamy. Definitely derailed now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are the two connected in the first place
Is the train diesel or electric?
It could be coal
Ooo steamy!! God i could do with a sauna and a massage
Now you will have people thinking of giving you a massage and getting steamy. Definitely derailed now "
I've got a few knots that need working |
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"I'd tell you to forget about the terrorists because there's MFing snakes on this MFing train.
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Måggy, I thought you were into MMMMFing? (according to your profile)
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Teamwork makes the dream work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk in with awesome heels on and a awesome dress
Slowly bend over pulling my dress up hook two fingers in to ither side off my thong and slowly roll in down off my ass
And then turn and say ready and waiting who wants a go ha ha
One of these days I am going to challenge you to be non-sexual for a whole day on the forum.
Oooo god I would fail that in about 10 minutes I just can’t help my self it’s my bubbly flirty personality "
I double dare you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk in with awesome heels on and a awesome dress
Slowly bend over pulling my dress up hook two fingers in to ither side off my thong and slowly roll in down off my ass
And then turn and say ready and waiting who wants a go ha ha
One of these days I am going to challenge you to be non-sexual for a whole day on the forum.
Oooo god I would fail that in about 10 minutes I just can’t help my self it’s my bubbly flirty personality
I double dare you "
No response from her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk in with awesome heels on and a awesome dress
Slowly bend over pulling my dress up hook two fingers in to ither side off my thong and slowly roll in down off my ass
And then turn and say ready and waiting who wants a go ha ha
One of these days I am going to challenge you to be non-sexual for a whole day on the forum.
Oooo god I would fail that in about 10 minutes I just can’t help my self it’s my bubbly flirty personality
I double dare you
No response from her "
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk in with awesome heels on and a awesome dress
Slowly bend over pulling my dress up hook two fingers in to ither side off my thong and slowly roll in down off my ass
And then turn and say ready and waiting who wants a go ha ha
One of these days I am going to challenge you to be non-sexual for a whole day on the forum.
Oooo god I would fail that in about 10 minutes I just can’t help my self it’s my bubbly flirty personality
I double dare you "
Ha ha lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walk in with awesome heels on and a awesome dress
Slowly bend over pulling my dress up hook two fingers in to ither side off my thong and slowly roll in down off my ass
And then turn and say ready and waiting who wants a go ha ha
One of these days I am going to challenge you to be non-sexual for a whole day on the forum.
Oooo god I would fail that in about 10 minutes I just can’t help my self it’s my bubbly flirty personality
I double dare you
No response from her "
I didn’t see it I only check back in for the first couple off hours off posting on a thread but emmm 24 hours is comeing up fast |
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"How are the two connected in the first place
Is the train diesel or electric?
It could be coal
Ooo steamy!! God i could do with a sauna and a massage
Now you will have people thinking of giving you a massage and getting steamy. Definitely derailed now
I've got a few knots that need working "
So there is a god…….  |
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"I'm about to board the sleeping service
I'd really hate to derail your thread, Nero
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Pah! Go and be free like old confetti.
Are you calling me old?  "
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Spend the next 30 years with me Bertie and I may just do that.
#NotYetOld
#IhateHashTags |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm about to board the sleeping service
I'd really hate to derail your thread, Nero
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Pah! Go and be free like old confetti.
Are you calling me old?
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Spend the next 30 years with me Bertie and I may just do that.
#NotYetOld
#IhateHashTags"
Aw  |
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anyone? 
baked beans I think!
stop the train!! I’m gonna be sick!! 