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over a year ago
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"If it’s a normal conversation why can’t guys join?
Rude.
I’d have invited you to crazy golf. "
Wheres my invite Ban??
You told me you had to work that weekend!
*tearful sobbing* |
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"If it’s a normal conversation why can’t guys join?
Rude.
I’d have invited you to crazy golf. "
There's a crazy golf in Leeds that has car in it as part of the course I don't understand how they got them in as its on 3 levels ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it’s a normal conversation why can’t guys join?
Rude.
I’d have invited you to crazy golf.
Wheres my invite Ban??
You told me you had to work that weekend!
*tearful sobbing*"
Look, I was tying to let you down gently.
You’re too much!
I feel suffocated.
I can’t piss without you looking over my shoulder!!!!
Drug test monitor or not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store..."
Err no you haven’t.
You just told me what you’re doing.
You’re making it too weird.
No gerbils. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
Err no you haven’t.
You just told me what you’re doing.
You’re making it too weird.
No gerbils."
Shouldn't you be in the shower?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?"
Always with, everything with coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?"
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it’s a normal conversation why can’t guys join?
Rude.
I’d have invited you to crazy golf.
Wheres my invite Ban??
You told me you had to work that weekend!
*tearful sobbing*
Look, I was tying to let you down gently.
You’re too much!
I feel suffocated.
I can’t piss without you looking over my shoulder!!!!
Drug test monitor or not!"
Ok I’m sorry and yes the baseball bat was a bit much but you just wouldn’t go !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
Always with, everything with coffee.
Everything?
"
Yes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt. "
It has a lid!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
Err no you haven’t.
You just told me what you’re doing.
You’re making it too weird.
No gerbils.
Shouldn't you be in the shower??"
I’m going I’m going.
Now everybody can picture me naked.
Yay for you all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.
It has a lid!!!"
I know, I had to remove it first. |
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
Always with, everything with coffee.
Everything?
Yes...."
That’s not normal.....you need to conform  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
Always with, everything with coffee.
Everything?
Yes....
That’s not normal.....you need to conform "
What is with you and conforming!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.
It has a lid!!!
I know, I had to remove it first."
How will you get a job if you keep burning kids? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.
It has a lid!!!"
I've never seen a rabbit with a lid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.
It has a lid!!!
I know, I had to remove it first.
How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?"
In the burns unit.
They need more hands on deck. |
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
Always with, everything with coffee.
Everything?
Yes....
That’s not normal.....you need to conform
What is with you and conforming!!"
I’m not sure!
I think I heard it on the radio?
They’re playing oh yeah on the radio with a rhythm of rhyming guitar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
Always with, everything with coffee.
Everything?
Yes....
That’s not normal.....you need to conform
What is with you and conforming!!
I’m not sure!
I think I heard it on the radio?
They’re playing oh yeah on the radio with a rhythm of rhyming guitar."
I shall never conform.
Turn the radio off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.
It has a lid!!!
I know, I had to remove it first.
How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?
In the burns unit.
They need more hands on deck."
They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gentle isn't really my thing
Had to give a spanking if you are being gentle 
A gentle spanking??
Doesn't get a bum red though "
Wouldn't know. Can't see it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.
It has a lid!!!
I know, I had to remove it first.
How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?
In the burns unit.
They need more hands on deck.
They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!"
You mean me!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gentle isn't really my thing
Had to give a spanking if you are being gentle
A gentle spanking??
Doesn't get a bum red though
Wouldn't know. Can't see it. "
Well will give you one and can look in the mirror and check |
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
Always with, everything with coffee.
Everything?
Yes....
That’s not normal.....you need to conform
What is with you and conforming!!
I’m not sure!
I think I heard it on the radio?
They’re playing oh yeah on the radio with a rhythm of rhyming guitar.
I shall never conform.
Turn the radio off."
No I won’t coz that would be conforming and someone just called you a cockwomble for good measure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.
It has a lid!!!
I know, I had to remove it first.
How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?
In the burns unit.
They need more hands on deck.
They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!
You mean me!!! "
I think she meant us…. Or possibly you yes.
I said don’t bring the coffee in!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation
What’s a normal conversation
Normal for here involves cake!
Or biscuits don’t forget the biscuits   "
And the tea!
None of those coffee drinking heretics  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation
What’s a normal conversation
Normal for here involves cake!
Or biscuits don’t forget the biscuits "
Or the Jaffa cakes |
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"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation
What’s a normal conversation
Normal for here involves cake!
Or biscuits don’t forget the biscuits
And the tea!
None of those coffee drinking heretics "
Let's allow choice but can we add a few sandwiches and some scones and make this a proper afternoon tea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.
It has a lid!!!
I know, I had to remove it first.
How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?
In the burns unit.
They need more hands on deck.
They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!
You mean me!!!
I think she meant us…. Or possibly you yes.
I said don’t bring the coffee in!!"
Definitely meant you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.
It has a lid!!!
I know, I had to remove it first.
How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?
In the burns unit.
They need more hands on deck.
They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!
You mean me!!!
I think she meant us…. Or possibly you yes.
I said don’t bring the coffee in!!"
Won't you think of the children?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation
What’s a normal conversation
Normal for here involves cake!
Or biscuits don’t forget the biscuits
And the tea!
None of those coffee drinking heretics
Let's allow choice but can we add a few sandwiches and some scones and make this a proper afternoon tea? "
I will tolerate the coffee drinkers as long as there is no choc chip scones.
I’ll bake some cookies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gentle isn't really my thing
Had to give a spanking if you are being gentle
A gentle spanking??
Doesn't get a bum red though
Wouldn't know. Can't see it.
Well will give you one and can look in the mirror and check "
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"How is everyone today any ladies fancy a normal conversation
What’s a normal conversation
Normal for here involves cake!
Or biscuits don’t forget the biscuits
Or the Jaffa cakes"
You gotta love a Jaffa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.
It has a lid!!!
I know, I had to remove it first.
How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?
In the burns unit.
They need more hands on deck.
They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!
You mean me!!!
I think she meant us…. Or possibly you yes.
I said don’t bring the coffee in!!
Won't you think of the children?!"
Eww no.
Grubby little bastards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like weird conversations.
Normal bores me.
How you doin.
Good.
Just been to the pet store...
With or without coffee?
You can’t take coffee in a pet store.
That’s how annoying kids asking for rabbits get burnt.
It has a lid!!!
I know, I had to remove it first.
How will you get a job if you keep burning kids?
In the burns unit.
They need more hands on deck.
They do because some cockwomble keeps going to pet stores with hot coffee!
You mean me!!!
I think she meant us…. Or possibly you yes.
I said don’t bring the coffee in!!
Won't you think of the children?!
Eww no.
Grubby little bastards. "
And singed too. |
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