I met someone in my car and she was a squirter but didn't pre warn me and my back seats didn't look the same again and my clothes were soaked. Sex is messy enough without needing to put a tarpaulin down first

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By *ryandseeMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Jet skiing was my thing many moons ago.

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By *eepingItKinkyCouple over a year ago

reading

We love it

Both giving and receiving! Matt sonetimes struggles to do it because he’s got an erection in anticipation haha

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By *eepingItKinkyCouple over a year ago

reading

What’s jet skiing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jet skiing was my thing many moons ago.

Zzzzzzzzzz

Wha…what?? Did someone say something?

At least the thread made it past ten posts before this tried and tested gag came out

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By *ryandseeMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What’s jet skiing!"

Ride on a jet ski. I obviously misunderstood the thread and thought it was about sports in the water

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By *ubmissive guyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Receive from a Female yes, but wouldnt give.

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By *aiseiMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Nah, I’ll give it a miss. Does nothing for me, either way.

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By *lirty_dirtyCouple over a year ago

Lingfield

We love it both ways..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes and no

Yes the odd time I am in to it but it’s not for a everyday occurrence more a ones in a blue moon novilty thing

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Nah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah id rather go jumber 2 "

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I wouldn't piss on a lot of people if they were on fire....its a no from me x

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *heelofTimeCouple over a year ago

Two Rivers

Mood dependent I love hot fluids on my body X missy

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nah id rather go jumber 2

stop picking on me!

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By *lueeyedvikingMan over a year ago

Near

I'm curious about it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah id rather go jumber 2

stop picking on me im busy looking into your hole !"

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By *aimieG66TV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow

Would love to be on the receiving end from a woman, or possibly a couple, twice the fun that way lol x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

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