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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crazy!!!
Unrelated but, do you like wotsits?
Prawn cocktail wotsits but you never see them these days  "
Tesco has the big bags of them prawn cocktail ones ATM probably on display down the centre aisles in store near you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crazy!!!
Unrelated but, do you like wotsits?
Prawn cocktail wotsits but you never see them these days
Tesco has the big bags of them prawn cocktail ones ATM probably on display down the centre aisles in store near you"
This is awkward, I try to avoid Tesco’s. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crazy!!!
Unrelated but, do you like wotsits?
Prawn cocktail wotsits but you never see them these days
Tesco has the big bags of them prawn cocktail ones ATM probably on display down the centre aisles in store near you"
I’ve got the dreaded covid. Somebody go to Tesco for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some folks can and do
Horses for courses... and not every horse suits every course?!   
I normally find if I’m eating horse it’s best as the main course. "
I miss Tesco’s lasagne’s from a few years back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer monster munch
My kind of people
Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either  "
Pickled onion but both are good. As long as it’s not beef |
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"Prefer monster munch
My kind of people
Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either
Pickled onion but both are good. As long as it’s not beef "
Same (no beef) - looks like you're our kind of people too |
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When we want a single guy to join us it’s always spontaneous and we look for who’s near and available at the time. Not interested in prolonged chat and trying to arrange meets in advance.
Also the reason we prefer clubs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer monster munch
My kind of people
Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either
Pickled onion but both are good. As long as it’s not beef curtains "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer monster munch
My kind of people
Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either
Pickled onion but both are good. As long as it’s not beef
Same (no beef) - looks like you're our kind of people too "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer monster munch
My kind of people
Pickled onion or flamin' hot? We're good with either
Pickled onion but both are good. As long as it’s not beef curtains "
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By *uicybbwWoman
over a year ago
Buckinghamshire |
It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off
That as an opening line…
Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off
That as an opening line…
Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!! "
But they’ve got a Travelodge. How can you possibly say no to that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off
That as an opening line…
Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!!
But they’ve got a Travelodge. How can you possibly say no to that?"
I prefer Premier Inn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off
That as an opening line…
Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!! "
An hour work then? |
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"It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off
That as an opening line…
Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!! "
I’ll just pop along in the Tardis shall I   |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Why would people be online if they're not looking to fuck?
Cake?
Oh now that's an entirely different question .... 
You should see what i do for cake. I'd be leaving work in a flash  "
Bring your ruler  |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
Cos they get the horn and everything else goes out the window.
On my couple profile ,my partner was talking to a couple ,I'd gone to bed and they wanted him to wake me up so they could meet us .This was at like midnight or something ridiculous. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s the can you be here in half hour messages that piss me off
That as an opening line…
Like yeah I’m sitting doing nothing waiting to be your charitable hooker, I’m primed ready to go and you live a 100 miles away!! Yeah half hour!! "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey I don't mind being used but...Jaffa Cakes??!!  "
Do you want a shag or not, man?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey I don't mind being used but...Jaffa Cakes??!!
Do you want a shag or not, man?! "
I'd rather be used and have Jaffa Cakes. Is it an either or situation? Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey, don't knock it. It works "
Is this what that guy meant about "stupid requirements"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey, don't knock it. It works "
I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol |
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey I don't mind being used but...Jaffa Cakes??!! "
I've told you before, Jaffa Cakes ARE a biscuit. A very superior biscuit. Especially M&S Lemon & lime ones  |
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey, don't knock it. It works
I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol"
Have you got Toblerone though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey, don't knock it. It works
I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol
Have you got Toblerone though? "
Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey, don't knock it. It works
I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol
Have you got Toblerone though?
Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size. "
Thirst trap!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey, don't knock it. It works
I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol
Have you got Toblerone though?
Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size.
Thirst trap!!"
Yes. Ha ha. With an elaborate Wyke E coyote machine. ACME style. Haha |
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey, don't knock it. It works
I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol
Have you got Toblerone though?
Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size. "
I think I'm in lust  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey, don't knock it. It works
I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol
Have you got Toblerone though?
Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size.
I think I'm in lust "
Excellent. Hurray for angular swiss chocolate. |
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey, don't knock it. It works
I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol
Have you got Toblerone though?
Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size.
I think I'm in lust
Excellent. Hurray for angular swiss chocolate. "
Could I be really cheeky & ask for a fruit & nut one - gotta get my 5 a day in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey, don't knock it. It works
I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol
Have you got Toblerone though?
Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size.
I think I'm in lust
Excellent. Hurray for angular swiss chocolate.
Could I be really cheeky & ask for a fruit & nut one - gotta get my 5 a day in "
Of course, you can have it any way you want it |
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"I'll meet now if you bring Jaffa cakes. Or Toblerone. Actually, bring both
Hussy! Using men for chocolate!
Hey, don't knock it. It works
I have lots of chocolate. Haha. Come and see lol
Have you got Toblerone though?
Oh yes, triangles for days. Duty free size.
I think I'm in lust
Excellent. Hurray for angular swiss chocolate.
Could I be really cheeky & ask for a fruit & nut one - gotta get my 5 a day in
Of course, you can have it any way you want it "
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I have several meets a day where I get fucked.
Unfortunately they are work meetings.
Yep the only sheets I spread regularly are on Excel. Haha"
Ooooo I love a bit of Excel dirrrrrtty talk.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have several meets a day where I get fucked.
Unfortunately they are work meetings.
Yep the only sheets I spread regularly are on Excel. Haha
Ooooo I love a bit of Excel dirrrrrtty talk. "
I like to V Lookup skirts, and a good =CumIf is always good. Haha |
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