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When you fuck up so bad....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You make this face 
Wanted to trim my chest hair today and attached the wrong trimmer head...now I look like a plucked chicken 
That said it showed me just how out of shape I have gotten, I am a chubby little meatball, time to hit the abs again  |
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"Refusing to believe you're ever a chubby little meatball...
In the grand scheme of things, arent we all? Just in varying degrees of meatiness  "
I guess we are, mate. I guess we are. #meatballphilosophy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You make this face
Wanted to trim my chest hair today and attached the wrong trimmer head...now I look like a plucked chicken
That said it showed me just how out of shape I have gotten, I am a chubby little meatball, time to hit the abs again "
I did similar with my beard a while ago. I was trimming it and the head fell off. I shaved a reverse Mohawk into me beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one of those faces when I decided to trim my own hair once.
Went straight up the middle with the clippers, only to realise that I hadn’t put a grade guide on. Yep, I went full on Duncan Goodhew deluxe straight through the middle of my scalp. I had no choice after that but to finish it off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You make this face
Wanted to trim my chest hair today and attached the wrong trimmer head...now I look like a plucked chicken
That said it showed me just how out of shape I have gotten, I am a chubby little meatball, time to hit the abs again "
Chubby little meatball sounds really cute though - not sure you're going to live it down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm usually teatotsl but...
I didn't know you spoke Swedish?
He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA "
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball? |
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"I'm usually teatotsl but...
I didn't know you spoke Swedish?
He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball? "
With chips and mustard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm usually teatotsl but...
I didn't know you spoke Swedish?
He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard "
Mustard??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You make this face
Wanted to trim my chest hair today and attached the wrong trimmer head...now I look like a plucked chicken
That said it showed me just how out of shape I have gotten, I am a chubby little meatball, time to hit the abs again
I did similar with my beard a while ago. I was trimming it and the head fell off. I shaved a reverse Mohawk into me beard "
i did it with my hair... lockdown covid cut. made it in to a mr T. liked it! |
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"I'm usually teatotsl but...
I didn't know you spoke Swedish?
He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard??? "
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm usually teatotsl but...
I didn't know you spoke Swedish?
He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x"
The gravy is to DIE for.  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Refusing to believe you're ever a chubby little meatball...
In the grand scheme of things, arent we all? Just in varying degrees of meatiness
I guess we are, mate. I guess we are. #meatballphilosophy "
I'm going to describe myself as a meatball grande from now on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Refusing to believe you're ever a chubby little meatball...
In the grand scheme of things, arent we all? Just in varying degrees of meatiness
I guess we are, mate. I guess we are. #meatballphilosophy
I'm going to describe myself as a meatball grande from now on."
I think I suit chubby little meatball quite well. I usually think potato but change is as good as a holiday |
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"I'm usually teatotsl but...
I didn't know you spoke Swedish?
He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x
The gravy is to DIE for. "
Oh Bertie, I had hopes for you. It looks like mud  X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm usually teatotsl but...
I didn't know you spoke Swedish?
He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x
The gravy is to DIE for.
Oh Bertie, I had hopes for you. It looks like mud X"
Gobsmacked |
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"I'm usually teatotsl but...
I didn't know you spoke Swedish?
He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x
The gravy is to DIE for.
Oh Bertie, I had hopes for you. It looks like mud X
Gobsmacked "
With mustard, they're lip-smacking x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm usually teatotsl but...
I didn't know you spoke Swedish?
He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x
The gravy is to DIE for.
Oh Bertie, I had hopes for you. It looks like mud X
Gobsmacked
With mustard, they're lip-smacking x"
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"I'm usually teatotsl but...
I didn't know you spoke Swedish?
He's just bought a wardrobe at IKEA
Hmm. I don't know any Swedish and I've been ikea many times. Maybe he's also a chubby little meatball?
With chips and mustard
Mustard???
Yeah. I don't like that sauce stuff, so in IKEA, I have them with chips, mustard and tomato sauce x
The gravy is to DIE for.
Oh Bertie, I had hopes for you. It looks like mud X
Gobsmacked
With mustard, they're lip-smacking x
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Something is telling me you're not a fan of this option x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now.
I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X"
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now.
I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please. "
But no jam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now.
I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam "
I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam.
I'm fairly sure.... |
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now.
I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please. "
Mustard......what's with the love for the mud coloured sauce X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now.
I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
Mustard......what's with the love for the mud coloured sauce X"
It's pure heaven |
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now.
I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam
I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam.
I'm fairly sure...."
Ligonberry.....no thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now.
I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam
I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam.
I'm fairly sure...."
Cranberry sauce  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now.
I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam
I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam.
I'm fairly sure....
Ligonberry.....no thanks x"
Oh yeah. That delicious stuff. Mmmmm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now.
I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam
I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam.
I'm fairly sure....
Cranberry sauce "
It's not cranberry sauce.
Im off to google... |
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now.
I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
Mustard......what's with the love for the mud coloured sauce X
It's pure heaven"
I give up! You ladies and the sauces  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're laughing but I can't look at myself in the mirror
It's like one of those things you wish you never saw!"
We were trying to cheer you up. I'm sure you don't look like a plucked chicken! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love sauce on my balls
Lowered the tone now Bertie x
Whoop!!
I'm currently pouring it on mine. When you coming around for your meal? x"
The dog's numbed my legs so I don't leave the couch... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last year i tested how sharp a Stanley knife was by shaving a square of forearm hair its still not grown back properly "
What possessed you to do that? |
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"You're laughing but I can't look at myself in the mirror
It's like one of those things you wish you never saw!"
Ummmmmmm take the mirrors down or cover them up. Then you can't see it. Problem solved!
For my next trick, I'll resolve the whole "chicken/egg" debate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last year i tested how sharp a Stanley knife was by shaving a square of forearm hair its still not grown back properly
What possessed you to do that? "
id just changed the blade over but it was rusty wasnt sure if id already blunted that end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea what's going on but I really want meatballs now.
I'm ordering. This is gonna cost me serious cash X
Ikea meatballs, with the sauce stuff aswell please.
But no jam
I like the jam stuff!! Though it's not actually jam.
I'm fairly sure....
Cranberry sauce
It's not cranberry sauce.
Im off to google..."
Probably a little too late to save you the effort but it is indeed loganberry sauce as previously alluded to above - it's as sweet as cranberry and goes very well with the sauce. Used to be quite partial to them before becoming veganish - the veggie balls are okay but not a patch on the mushed monkey variety |
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