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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

…….you show me your bum hole

Love and Peace

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple  over a year ago

Neath valley.


"…….you show me your bum hole

Love and Peace

"

Up the anti and fill my tank with diesel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feck off Rex

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By *apxxxWoman  over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Clown

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"…….you show me your bum hole

Love and Peace

Up the anti and fill my tank with diesel "

I’m not made of money you know

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Feck off Rex "

I never said what with

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

What are you going to fill it with and what is petrol tank a euphemism for?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Clown "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Feck off Rex

I never said what with "

Blooming plant food I expect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If its only a case of "showing" bum hole...then ladies tell him to "show you the money"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"What are you going to fill it with and what is petrol tank a euphemism for? "

You’ve known me for too long now, I’ve been outed

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Feck off Rex

I never said what with

Blooming plant food I expect "

Water

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"If its only a case of "showing" bum hole...then ladies tell him to "show you the money shot" "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I don't have a petrol tank. Faf instead?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?"

This is exactly what I want

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm already on 3/4 full. I'll comeback to you next week when it's on empty

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I don't have a petrol tank. Faf instead? "

I’ll just fill your tank instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?

This is exactly what I want "

I’ll glue my credit card to the bathroom floor and set up a motion sensor camera. That should do it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I'm already on 3/4 full. I'll comeback to you next week when it's on empty "

Even a 1/4 is expensive these days

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?

This is exactly what I want

I’ll glue my credit card to the bathroom floor and set up a motion sensor camera. That should do it "

Can I have your Wi-Fi code please so I see it in real time?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?

This is exactly what I want

I’ll glue my credit card to the bathroom floor and set up a motion sensor camera. That should do it

Can I have your Wi-Fi code please so I see it in real time? "

WatchUsRexTheMic

We’re massive PJ and Duncan fans

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Is it wrong if I take pics of my wife’s hoop just to get free petrol?

This is exactly what I want

I’ll glue my credit card to the bathroom floor and set up a motion sensor camera. That should do it

Can I have your Wi-Fi code please so I see it in real time?

WatchUsRexTheMic

We’re massive PJ and Duncan fans "

Thanks pet

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North


"…….you show me your bum hole

Love and Peace

"

Any size tank?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"…….you show me your bum hole

Love and Peace

Any size tank?"

Depends if I can see in the hole or not

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

It’s gone up to £1.80 a litre now so this is a very good offer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok done oooo wait I don’t drive I just a bad word ok I do it as long as you fill me up

Ooooo god run and hide it’s a joke people

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Ok done oooo wait I don’t drive I just a bad word ok I do it as long as you fill me up

Ooooo god run and hide it’s a joke people "

Can we right right down into it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok done oooo wait I don’t drive I just a bad word ok I do it as long as you fill me up

Ooooo god run and hide it’s a joke people

Can we right right down into it? "

Off corse I come pre prepare just pull the butt plug out go wild fill me up zip up and walk away leave me to re plug my self pull my knickers up and go about my day

Oooo god I am going to need to run and hide with this comment ha ha

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket? "

I have prepaid leccy cards for those situations. Always thinking you see

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

Errrrrr thanks for the bum hole………. I think

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Im sure j could be persuaded if we ask nicely

T

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Im sure j could be persuaded if we ask nicely

T "

Pease, pretty please

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

I have prepaid leccy cards for those situations. Always thinking you see "

^ he's a lecc-trick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket? "

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying..."

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though? "

I think the rear socket may struggle

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though?

I think the rear socket may struggle "

But it’s universal

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Can I show you someone else’s bumhole instead?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Can I show you someone else’s bumhole instead? "

Yes but I won’t fill your tank up though

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I don't have a car, can you fill my bumhole instead?

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Can I show you someone else’s bumhole instead?

Yes but I won’t fill your tank up though "

Well tight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though?

I think the rear socket may struggle

But it’s universal "

I'm not?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I don't have a car, can you fill my bumhole instead? "

Can I put my plums in as well?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Can I show you someone else’s bumhole instead?

Yes but I won’t fill your tank up though

Well tight. "

you could’ve shaved it first before sending

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though?

I think the rear socket may struggle

But it’s universal

I'm not? "

I’ve heard you’re worse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rex: what about those women with electric automobiles? Are you going to plug your heinous-penis into their 69volt vehicular søcket?

His penis doesn't seem that heinous? My socket needs an adapter #justsaying...

Could you take my jiggy jiggy watts though?

I think the rear socket may struggle

But it’s universal

I'm not?

I’ve heard you’re worse "

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