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The other night whilst engaged in intercourse and playing jools said she doesn't like the look of her bumhole it's not as pretty or "tidy" as some of the bumholes you see pictured.
Is a tidy bumhole something that bothers you or is it something that you have never given a second thought? |
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Until we joined fab I'd never given any thought to my bumhole or vulva. Since joining I've realised that these things worry some people. Since like death and taxes mine are unavoidable and ever present I just accept them for what they are, give them a bit of a wash now and again and get along with life.  .
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over a year ago
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Not something I have given a thought I can’t change my bits
But I did have a guy one complement it and say it was lovely while smashing it in
Didn’t quite know how to respond to it
Just sort off stumbled out a thank you and keep going like he haven’t sed anything |
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"How can they be tidy?
I can only think they wouldn't be if there were haemorroids or a prolapse present
Otherwise it's just an arsehole"
You say that yet many get theirs bleached, so obviously appearance is something that bothers people! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?
Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…
Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.
“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s a bum hole. It’s where the poo comes from. If you’re sticking your tongue in it and thinking about how unpretty it is I think you’ve got your priorities wrong
For what it’s worth I love rimming |
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over a year ago
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"As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good  "
I once seen a thread on Twitter about rimming and someone called them flavour drops   |
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"don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?
Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…
Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.
“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”
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Freddie and Tracey sound fun |
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"don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?
Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…
Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.
“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”
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If a bleached bottom makes Tracey more comfortable then go Tracey. I'd question that attending the appointment together means they can deal with all of life's hurdles though.
Tracey: "the house is being repossessed, we're going to be homeless along with the dog, the cat and the triplets"
Freddie: "never fear my love. Remember the anal bleaching appointment? If we can get through that we'll get through this" |
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"don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?
Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…
Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.
“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”
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"don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?
Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…
Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.
“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”
If a bleached bottom makes Tracey more comfortable then go Tracey. I'd question that attending the appointment together means they can deal with all of life's hurdles though.
Tracey: "the house is being repossessed, we're going to be homeless along with the dog, the cat and the triplets"
Freddie: "never fear my love. Remember the anal bleaching appointment? If we can get through that we'll get through this""
I know right! That quote just killed me off x how’s that even a hurdle?
“I took her to get her anus bleached”
Go , freaking, you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also did Freddie mind her latte brown coloured ass hole?
I kinda need answers now, like I’ve never needed answers before in my life
Freddie, Tracey… if you are on fab, please come forward!!! |
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"As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good
I once seen a thread on Twitter about rimming and someone called them flavour drops "
I have no words. |
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over a year ago
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"As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good
I once seen a thread on Twitter about rimming and someone called them flavour drops
I have no words. "
As disgusting as it is. It’s kinda brilliant at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a collection of different sized grapes round my bumhole. Would need a rope to cut them off and no doctor will touch them.
So I can't meet anymore because doggy is obviously out of the question and my face makes them hurl.  |
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"I have a collection of different sized grapes round my bumhole. Would need a rope to cut them off and no doctor will touch them.
So I can't meet anymore because doggy is obviously out of the question and my face makes them hurl. "
Hazmat suit and gimp mask? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"don’t some women/men get their ass bleached?
Anyway, did some research and stumbled on an article about this woman who claimed anal bleaching made her feel like a virgin again and quote on quote…
Freddie said: "I love the fact we can talk about these things. If you can accompany your girlfriend for anal bleaching I think you can definitely deal with any of life's other hurdles.
“It’s made us closer as a couple. Tracey is more confident in the bedroom and I love that. I'm glad she did it for herself and not me, because I love her how she is.”
If a bleached bottom makes Tracey more comfortable then go Tracey. I'd question that attending the appointment together means they can deal with all of life's hurdles though.
Tracey: "the house is being repossessed, we're going to be homeless along with the dog, the cat and the triplets"
Freddie: "never fear my love. Remember the anal bleaching appointment? If we can get through that we'll get through this""
 I need a man like that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a collection of different sized grapes round my bumhole. Would need a rope to cut them off and no doctor will touch them.
So I can't meet anymore because doggy is obviously out of the question and my face makes them hurl.
Hazmat suit and gimp mask? "
Googles: crotchless hazmat suit  |
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"I have a collection of different sized grapes round my bumhole. Would need a rope to cut them off and no doctor will touch them.
So I can't meet anymore because doggy is obviously out of the question and my face makes them hurl. "
Purple or green? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As long as it's not got tissue hanging out the back of it, your good
I once seen a thread on Twitter about rimming and someone called them flavour drops
Clitty litter  "
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"How can they be tidy?
I can only think they wouldn't be if there were haemorroids or a prolapse present
Otherwise it's just an arsehole
You say that yet many get theirs bleached, so obviously appearance is something that bothers people! "
Maybe this it. I'm so pale that even my areola are virtually the same colour as my skin so maybe I also have a pale bumhole . Again though, can't say I've paid much attention to their colour though I'd probably be a bit concerned if it was bright green |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
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"How can they be tidy?
I can only think they wouldn't be if there were haemorroids or a prolapse present
Otherwise it's just an arsehole
You say that yet many get theirs bleached, so obviously appearance is something that bothers people!
Maybe this it. I'm so pale that even my areola are virtually the same colour as my skin so maybe I also have a pale bumhole . Again though, can't say I've paid much attention to their colour though I'd probably be a bit concerned if it was bright green "
Bright green bumhole is not a deal breaker for me. Just FYI ladies. |
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