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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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I think this is going to be a lucky day for me. I finished my coffee and toast 5 minutes ago, 10 minutes earlier and it would have remained untouched or...
Lottery win tonight and retirement tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups "
What…….. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait wait wait, you poo in the bath?
Is the shower more suitable?"
No I poop in the toilet but I clean my arse out in the bath my shower is part of my bath |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups
What…….."
I take it you’ve never had the pleasure of or the privilege of looking after a canine in your life ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups
What…….. I take it you’ve never had the pleasure of or the privilege of looking after a canine in your life ? "
Yes, many of times.
Does this mean I now have to shit in the bath?
I really should read the small print. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have no idea why I read this thread.
Serves me right for being a nosey cow "
You’ve got dogs.
You have to shit in the bath now.
Sorry to break it to you this way. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups
What…….. I take it you’ve never had the pleasure of or the privilege of looking after a canine in your life ?
Yes, many of times.
Does this mean I now have to shit in the bath?
I really should read the small print. "
Well who else does one clean ones butt out before sexual intercourse my shower hose is above my bath And yes I have a little look to see what come out before it gets disintegrated down the plug hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have no idea why I read this thread.
Serves me right for being a nosey cow
You’ve got dogs.
You have to shit in the bath now.
Sorry to break it to you this way. "
Do they also need to shit in the bath?
I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have no idea why I read this thread.
Serves me right for being a nosey cow
You’ve got dogs.
You have to shit in the bath now.
Sorry to break it to you this way.
Do they also need to shit in the bath?
I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally. "
come on you’re not that thick are you know I don’t douche my dogs butt out I’m talking about the correlation I’ve seen ringworms in my pups faeces when she see that shit it kinda sticks in the memory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast
It may make a reappearance
Peanut butter AND Nutella...you perv  "
Guilty as charged. It’s a fair cop *holds hands out to be cuffed*  |
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"I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast
It may make a reappearance
Peanut butter AND Nutella...you perv
Guilty as charged. It’s a fair cop *holds hands out to be cuffed* "
Slaps them on and accidentally (on purpose) lose the key |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do it in the bath and I definitely have a little look I guess it’s because I keep dogs and I’ve seen ringworms in there poop when they were pups
You poo in the bath?   "
no I douche my arse out in the bath and I disintegrate the bits of shit with the shower and inspect for moving objects x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast
It may make a reappearance
Peanut butter AND Nutella...you perv
Guilty as charged. It’s a fair cop *holds hands out to be cuffed*
Slaps them on and accidentally (on purpose) lose the key "
Oh…now that’s just cruel!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have no idea why I read this thread.
Serves me right for being a nosey cow
You’ve got dogs.
You have to shit in the bath now.
Sorry to break it to you this way.
Do they also need to shit in the bath?
I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally. "
From now on, EVERYBODY shits in the bath.
No exceptions. |
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"I’ve just had peanut butter and Nutella on toast
It may make a reappearance
Peanut butter AND Nutella...you perv
Guilty as charged. It’s a fair cop *holds hands out to be cuffed*
Slaps them on and accidentally (on purpose) lose the key
Oh…now that’s just cruel! "
The punishment fits the crime |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have no idea why I read this thread.
Serves me right for being a nosey cow
You’ve got dogs.
You have to shit in the bath now.
Sorry to break it to you this way.
Do they also need to shit in the bath?
I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally.
From now on, EVERYBODY shits in the bath.
No exceptions. "
love to meet you in a gay bar x we’d get on like a house on fire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have no idea why I read this thread.
Serves me right for being a nosey cow
You’ve got dogs.
You have to shit in the bath now.
Sorry to break it to you this way.
Do they also need to shit in the bath?
I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally.
From now on, EVERYBODY shits in the bath.
No exceptions. love to meet you in a gay bar x we’d get on like a house on fire "
You’d have to get through the crowd.
If my inbox is anything to go by then I’m quite the icon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have no idea why I read this thread.
Serves me right for being a nosey cow
You’ve got dogs.
You have to shit in the bath now.
Sorry to break it to you this way.
Do they also need to shit in the bath?
I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally.
From now on, EVERYBODY shits in the bath.
No exceptions. love to meet you in a gay bar x we’d get on like a house on fire
You’d have to get through the crowd.
If my inbox is anything to go by then I’m quite the icon."
hahaha lol Love to see you in your high heels lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have no idea why I read this thread.
Serves me right for being a nosey cow
You’ve got dogs.
You have to shit in the bath now.
Sorry to break it to you this way.
Do they also need to shit in the bath?
I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally.
From now on, EVERYBODY shits in the bath.
No exceptions. love to meet you in a gay bar x we’d get on like a house on fire
You’d have to get through the crowd.
If my inbox is anything to go by then I’m quite the icon."
lol i’ve just read your profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve just checked and a big brown snake has just come out of my bum
I think you might need an emergency vet call out…. Poor snake
It’s hissing at me in the pan "
What make of snake is it |
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"I’ve just checked and a big brown snake has just come out of my bum
I think you might need an emergency vet call out…. Poor snake
It’s hissing at me in the pan
What make of snake is it "
Cheerios I think |
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"I have no idea why I read this thread.
Serves me right for being a nosey cow
You’ve got dogs.
You have to shit in the bath now.
Sorry to break it to you this way.
Do they also need to shit in the bath?
I can't belive I've been doing it so wrong. Crap dog mum. Literally. "
Yup, but if you have cats they have to shit in the sink as they're smaller than dogs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was about 6 or 7 I remember pooing in garden behind a tree and disecting it with 2 sticks! But not since x"
As long as it wasn’t chopsticks I think that’s fine |
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"When I was about 6 or 7 I remember pooing in garden behind a tree and disecting it with 2 sticks! But not since x
As long as it wasn’t chopsticks I think that’s fine "
Ha ha! Not even heard of chopsticks back then x |
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