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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wash and moisturise face, Moisturise body, boxers, socks, top, bottoms, wham, bam, thank you ma’am.  "
omg I forgot te deodorant and brushing teeth. Guess I don’t do those.  |
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By *erroca OP Woman
over a year ago
Shropshire |
OK OK... Break it down more then..
I have a bath, brush the gnashers, cream all over.. Then do my hair and get pisssed off because it don't go how I want it too.. Get all hot and flustered.. Go for a cig and open a beer.. Chill my beans a bit.. 2nd attempt at hair... Then makeup and finally get dressed...
Ready for the outing.
Have a wonderful weekend peeps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suppose I forgot the brushing teeth and all.
I brush my teeth after my skin care routine. Also spritzing perfume would be the finishing touch for me x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wash and moisturise face, Moisturise body, boxers, socks, top, bottoms, wham, bam, thank you ma’am. omg I forgot te deodorant and brushing teeth. Guess I don’t do those. "
Or showering |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Water.
Coffee.
Wank.
Shower.
Teeth.
Deodorant.
Moisturiser.
Face cream.
Beard oil + balm.
Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds.
Clothes."
How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Water.
Coffee.
Wank.
Shower.
Teeth.
Deodorant.
Moisturiser.
Face cream.
Beard oil + balm.
Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds.
Clothes.
How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot? "
I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream.
I don’t look this shit with no effort you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Water.
Coffee.
Wank.
Shower.
Teeth.
Deodorant.
Moisturiser.
Face cream.
Beard oil + balm.
Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds.
Clothes.
How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot?
I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream.
I don’t look this shit with no effort you know."
No vegetable oil? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shower
Dressed
Hair
Then finally make up
If I do my hair first, it all gets messed up whilst getting dressed. If I do make up before hair it all gets ruined as I get too hot with hairdryer/straighteners . I’m sooo high maintenance at times lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shave
Shower
Smelly stuff
Blow-dry hair
Left sock
Righ sock
Rest of clothes
Breakfast
Teeth
Hair product
...
High maintenance 
Moi!  "
I do not think that emoji means what you think it means |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Shave
Shower
Smelly stuff
Blow-dry hair
Left sock
Righ sock
Rest of clothes
Breakfast
Teeth
Hair product
...
High maintenance
Moi!
I do not think that emoji means what you think it means "
Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shave
Shower
Smelly stuff
Blow-dry hair
Left sock
Righ sock
Rest of clothes
Breakfast
Teeth
Hair product
...
High maintenance
Moi!
I do not think that emoji means what you think it means
Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance. "
Yes, Davie, anything you say. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Shave
Shower
Smelly stuff
Blow-dry hair
Left sock
Righ sock
Rest of clothes
Breakfast
Teeth
Hair product
...
High maintenance
Moi!
I do not think that emoji means what you think it means
Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.
Yes, Davie, anything you say. "
(Gasps out loudly) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shave
Shower
Smelly stuff
Blow-dry hair
Left sock
Righ sock
Rest of clothes
Breakfast
Teeth
Hair product
...
High maintenance
Moi!
I do not think that emoji means what you think it means
Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.
Yes, Davie, anything you say.
(Gasps out loudly)"
I had my fingers crossed  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Shave
Shower
Smelly stuff
Blow-dry hair
Left sock
Righ sock
Rest of clothes
Breakfast
Teeth
Hair product
...
High maintenance
Moi!
I do not think that emoji means what you think it means
Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.
Yes, Davie, anything you say.
(Gasps out loudly)
I had my fingers crossed "
Fingers crossed for what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shave
Shower
Smelly stuff
Blow-dry hair
Left sock
Righ sock
Rest of clothes
Breakfast
Teeth
Hair product
...
High maintenance
Moi!
I do not think that emoji means what you think it means
Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.
Yes, Davie, anything you say.
(Gasps out loudly)
I had my fingers crossed
Fingers crossed for what? "
It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Shave
Shower
Smelly stuff
Blow-dry hair
Left sock
Righ sock
Rest of clothes
Breakfast
Teeth
Hair product
...
High maintenance
Moi!
I do not think that emoji means what you think it means
Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.
Yes, Davie, anything you say.
(Gasps out loudly)
I had my fingers crossed
Fingers crossed for what?
It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!!"
Ah, got you now, you know I'm an . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hear a noise
Awaken
Very sleepy
Early you see
A little stretch and yawn
Wash
And then towel dry
Never use moisturiser
Kitchen for breakfast"
Do you use moisturiser on your arse? Asking for a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shave
Shower
Smelly stuff
Blow-dry hair
Left sock
Righ sock
Rest of clothes
Breakfast
Teeth
Hair product
...
High maintenance
Moi!
I do not think that emoji means what you think it means
Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.
Yes, Davie, anything you say.
(Gasps out loudly)
I had my fingers crossed
Fingers crossed for what?
It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!!
Ah, got you now, you know I'm an . "
That's where this conversation started!! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Shave
Shower
Smelly stuff
Blow-dry hair
Left sock
Righ sock
Rest of clothes
Breakfast
Teeth
Hair product
...
High maintenance
Moi!
I do not think that emoji means what you think it means
Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.
Yes, Davie, anything you say.
(Gasps out loudly)
I had my fingers crossed
Fingers crossed for what?
It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!!
Ah, got you now, you know I'm an .
That's where this conversation started!! "
All roads lead to Rome.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hear a noise
Awaken
Very sleepy
Early you see
A little stretch and yawn
Wash
And then towel dry
Never use moisturiser
Kitchen for breakfast
Do you use moisturiser on your arse? Asking for a friend "
No. Just Anusol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shave
Shower
Smelly stuff
Blow-dry hair
Left sock
Righ sock
Rest of clothes
Breakfast
Teeth
Hair product
...
High maintenance
Moi!
I do not think that emoji means what you think it means
Yes, it means I'm an angel and not high maintenance.
Yes, Davie, anything you say.
(Gasps out loudly)
I had my fingers crossed
Fingers crossed for what?
It doesn't work if you say it when your fingers are crossed!!
Ah, got you now, you know I'm an .
That's where this conversation started!!
All roads lead to Hull. "
FIFY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hear a noise
Awaken
Very sleepy
Early you see
A little stretch and yawn
Wash
And then towel dry
Never use moisturiser
Kitchen for breakfast
Do you use moisturiser on your arse? Asking for a friend
No. Just Anusol. "
Ah. Moist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Water.
Coffee.
Wank.
Shower.
Teeth.
Deodorant.
Moisturiser.
Face cream.
Beard oil + balm.
Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds.
Clothes.
How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot?
I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream.
I don’t look this shit with no effort you know.
No vegetable oil? "
Only for sunbathing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Water.
Coffee.
Wank.
Shower.
Teeth.
Deodorant.
Moisturiser.
Face cream.
Beard oil + balm.
Stare in the mirror for 4 minutes 59 seconds.
Clothes.
How is Face Cream different from Moisturiser? Wot?
I have a body lotion moisturiser and a face specific cream.
I don’t look this shit with no effort you know.
No vegetable oil?
Only for sunbathing."
I knew it!! |
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"Shorts down, and swill the little fella in Dettol, shorts back up.
Finished! "
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KêySøre: do you brush your teeth after you've put them into your mouth or just let them soak in Steradent beforehand? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shorts down, and swill the little fella in Dettol, shorts back up.
Finished!
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KêySøre: do you brush your teeth after you've put them into your mouth or just let them soak in Steradent beforehand? "
I usually wrap ‘em around the little fella before the dipping.
Two birds, one stone n all that.  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
1. Wake up with sleep in eyes, crash about like a shark out of water.
2. Do a massive Austin Power's wee (hands on wall - like the one he does when he comes out of Cryogenics.)
3. Make a strong sweet cup of tea ( just like me - sweet)- Condensed milk & 3 sugars.
4. Pebble dash me neck curtains as the fucking squirrel takes the piss ripping me terracotta pots to shit with it's teeth. Me tapping the window as the cheeky bastard looks at me bold as brass. BASTARD!!!! He might as well take a massive crap in me bird bath whilst giving me a birdy & & telepathically saying "fuck yer snow drops yer ginger bastard....!"
5. Rush up stairs for the 3 "S"'s (shit/shower/shave - that could be beard, head, but not balls. Not necessarily prescriptive. I always stick to the caveat: "Never rush a ball shave"..... Oh & the silent "T" (brush me teeth.)
6. Then pants; walking trousers (or "whatevs"); socks; deodorant; footwear; then top last thing before walking outside.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wake up utterly perfect and ready for world, it's the London look
I lived in London for 40 years"
And I still don't think all Londoners wake up utterly perfect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wake up utterly perfect and ready for world, it's the London look
I lived in London for 40 years
And I still don't think all Londoners wake up utterly perfect. "
Well living in London life is anything but perfect, you need to at least start the daily grand positively |
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