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What was the last impure thought you had
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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While in the presence of the person it was about?
And did you act on that impure thought and carry it out?
If not, why not?
Yes I'm being completely nosey and a perve.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours
I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work  "
Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was in work the other day a lady standing in the shop window putting up hanging billboards
Imagined her naked with me footing ladders huba huba
All with health and safety in mind of coarse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The impure thought was imagining her writhing under me later that evening, though we're both married (to other people).
Didn't act on it because I value her as a friend, first and foremost, and I have too much to lose there.
Unrequited lust. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours
I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work
Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?
Mr"
Asking the wrong questions. We need to know if the deal for business, pleasure or both  |
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours
I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work
Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?
Mr"
Have you seem BJs hands 
I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I asked my hairdresser where her 'i give the best blowjobs' sign was today in the salon  "
Now that would of been funny as fuck as an uploaded photo with you holding it  |
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours
I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work
Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?
Mr
Asking the wrong questions. We need to know if the deal for business, pleasure or both "
It was work, albeit "afterwork" but in truth I'd oggle quality hands any time of day... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours
I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work
Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?
Mr
Have you seem BJs hands
I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard"
Lovely - there is a puke emoji.  |
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours
I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work
Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?
Mr
Have you seem BJs hands
I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard
Lovely - there is a puke emoji. "
My hero  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours
I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work
Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?
Mr
Have you seem BJs hands
I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard
Lovely - there is a puke emoji.
My hero "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The other day when I was staying with my best friend. I looked over at him and thought "we should go to the bedroom". I didn't say anything though because we've been there before and said we wouldn't go there again. Doesn't stop me wanting him sometimes though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today I found my thoughts wandering a little about the girl in the office I've had a crush on for a while.
Took the opportunity for a little flirt, chalked it up as a win amd carried on with my day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do video calls count?
Yes, yes they do."
Oh, ok.
Thanks for answering completely impartial and not biased whatsoever adjudicator.
Then also, last Saturday night.
Very impure!!!
And more tonight, a lot more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I looked at a clients hands last night, they were wide and strong with some lovely contours
I then sipped my gin and carried on talking about work
Sipped your chin and carried on talking about work? Is your client called Boris? Were you in a garden at the time?
Mr
Have you seem BJs hands
I've never wanted a puke emoji so hard"
I'm very sorry 
Mr
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While in the presence of the person it was about?
And did you act on that impure thought and carry it out?
If not, why not?
Yes I'm being completely nosey and a perve.
PW "
I had no choice . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bakery on the way into work this morning.
Those iced buns
Where’s mine? 
I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself "
What did you get me? |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
My work college (who I'm very flirty with) just walked in a green body hugging dress & thought! How I would like to hoke that up, rip her knickers off and fuck her over the desk, video calling her boyfriend |
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"Bakery on the way into work this morning.
Those iced buns
Where’s mine?
I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself
What did you get me? "
Brb, just popping back to the bakery. What would tickle your taste buds? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bakery on the way into work this morning.
Those iced buns
Where’s mine?
I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself
What did you get me?
Brb, just popping back to the bakery. What would tickle your taste buds?"
Croissant aux amandes (with choc even better) 
Either from Paul’s or Gail’s x
Thank ya x |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Whilst out cycling yesterday; I stopped for a short rest at a garden centre that had a little cafe.
Serving at the counter was a very attractive full-figured women; she saw me and smiled and, as there wasn't another customers, we got chatting, she was so engaging.
Whilst we chatted I noticed that she had very large boobs, I was conscious not to stare at them but the way that her apron had slipped to one side meant that it didn't cover one boob; this made it stand out so I had to really try and focus on her face, which given how attractive she was, was equally as enjoyable.
Her looks, personality and that poking out boob lead me to start fantasing about being intimate with her; it was a very nice feeling - I did check on the fab who's near function to see if she was on Fab... sadly not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bakery on the way into work this morning.
Those iced buns
Where’s mine?
I bought you an almond Croissant but, then realised you cant eat it through a straw. So I had to eat in myself
What did you get me?
Brb, just popping back to the bakery. What would tickle your taste buds?"
Ooh. Coffee scroll? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s been so long. I really haven’t been feeling sex recently. But since the weekend I’ve been thinking about it a lot. My last one was about someone from the forum!!!!! God, help me! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant 
What are the odds - ditto!
I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples  "
I have pineapples.
But you are both too far away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant
What are the odds - ditto!
I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples "
Let's get ready to rumble! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s been so long. I really haven’t been feeling sex recently. But since the weekend I’ve been thinking about it a lot. My last one was about someone from the forum!!!!! God, help me!
Oh god no  "
I’m a mess. |
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"It’s been so long. I really haven’t been feeling sex recently. But since the weekend I’ve been thinking about it a lot. My last one was about someone from the forum!!!!! God, help me!
Oh god no
I’m a mess. "
Don't do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant
What are the odds - ditto!
I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples
I have pineapples.
But you are both too far away. "
To fuck you with the raw end of a pineapple?  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant
What are the odds - ditto!
I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples
I have pineapples.
But you are both too far away.
To fuck you with the raw end of a pineapple? "
I'm only an hour away! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My last impure thought was that some people need fucking with the prickly end of a pineapple going in first… but that’s probably not what you meant
What are the odds - ditto!
I’m just off to the shops for 2 large pineapples
I have pineapples.
But you are both too far away.
To fuck you with the raw end of a pineapple?
I'm only an hour away! "
you've got me there! |
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