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By *agpussies OP Couple
over a year ago
Bromsgrove |
Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -
**RULES**
I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'
I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG
NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE
ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP
ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED
I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME
NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS
NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT
I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL
IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?
I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF
I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.
Hope I gave you a laugh, feel free to add your own.
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"Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -
**RULES**
I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'
I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG
NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE
ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP
ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED
I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME
NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS
NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT
I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL
IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?
I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF
I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.
Hope I gave you a laugh, feel free to add your own.
" forgot to add,
"Just because I'm on a sex site doesn't mean I'm looking for sex!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris "
Ur just jealous of the size of ma dick, man |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris
Ur just jealous of the size of ma dick, man "
Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris
Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man
Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf. "
Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris
Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man
Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.
Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!"
Thts wot they al say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris
Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man
Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.
Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!
Thts wot they al say. "
I've never had a bloke complain yet |
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"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris
Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man
Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.
Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!
Thts wot they al say. "
Loose lips sink ships |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris
Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man
Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.
Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!
Thts wot they al say.
Loose lips sink ships "
Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris
Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man
Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.
Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!
Thts wot they al say.
Loose lips sink ships
Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up. "
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris
Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man
Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.
Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!
Thts wot they al say.
Loose lips sink ships
Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up.
"
If only u was closr ad give it 2 u bigtime. |
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"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris
Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man
Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.
Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!
Thts wot they al say.
Loose lips sink ships
Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up.
If only u was closr ad give it 2 u bigtime. "
I’m strapping on me strap on right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris
Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man
Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.
Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!
Thts wot they al say.
Loose lips sink ships
Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up.
If only u was closr ad give it 2 u bigtime. "
Davie!! I'm supposed to say that!! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"What's wrong with my profile??!!! I can't get any dick
Yiu dnt hv enuf fanny photos and Yiu dnt ave enuf veris
Ur just jealous of the size of ma fanny, man
Call that big it wldnt touch the sides off ma mouf.
Oi've got a tight fanjo, oi'll Ave you know!
Thts wot they al say.
Loose lips sink ships
Well av got a big fanny n it would swalow u up.
If only u was closr ad give it 2 u bigtime.
Davie!! I'm supposed to say that!!"
Doh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -
**RULES**
I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'
I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG
NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE
ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP
ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED
I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME
NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS
NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT
I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL
IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?
I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF
I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.
Hope I gave you a laugh, feel free to add your own.
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U forgot the… I am very picky line (it’s on mine ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -
**RULES**
I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'
I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG
NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE
ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP
ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED
I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME
NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS
NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT
I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL
IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?
I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF
I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.
Hope I gave you a laugh, feel free to add your own.
"
Is this a challenge?
Do need an interim profile while I think of a new one. |
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