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Mad scientists claim hairy black holes explain Hawking paradox.
Einstein's general theory of relativity says information about what goes into a black hole cannot come out, but quantum mechanics says that is impossible. New research claims to have resolved the paradox by showing that black holes have a property which they call "quantum hair".
These mad scientists should get proper jobs before CERN engulfs us all in its hairy darkness. |
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They should clearly be spending their time on inventing the infinite probability engine. The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were well understood. It is said that such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy.
Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties. |
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You don’t get enough of them these days. 
