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over a year ago
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why) "
I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!".  |
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over a year ago
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why)
I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!". "
And if one is in a bad mood? |
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream  "
How strange, I thought of Louise but without the cock in her hand … that’s just wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream
How strange, I thought of Louise but without the cock in her hand … that’s just wrong "
Is she carrying minstrels? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream
How strange, I thought of Louise but without the cock in her hand … that’s just wrong
Is she carrying minstrels? "
I'd be happy with just the minstrels  |
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why)
I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!". "
I tell them to try their local old folks home!  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why)
I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!".
I tell them to try their local old folks home! x"
Nice haha,Gonna save that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why)
I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!".
And if one is in a bad mood?"
Then I toy with them  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Older women smell of moth balls
And stale urine "
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Older women smell of moth balls
And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. "
I died laughing |
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"Older women smell of moth balls
And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. "
Shit ye not, a photo of a KFC lemon wipe came up in my photo memories from 4 years ago today. Must have gone for a freshen up |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why)
I love it when guys message and say "I've always wanted to fuck an older woman". If I'm in a good mood, I tell them "you totally should then!".
And if one is in a bad mood?
Then I toy with them "
What if it reversed and it was an older guy?  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Older women smell of moth balls
And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent.
Shit ye not, a photo of a KFC lemon wipe came up in my photo memories from 4 years ago today. Must have gone for a freshen up "
Didn't it sting?  |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"I’ve found that most women get turned off at the idea of you lusting over them because you think they are old (I wonder why) "
Exactly. It very much depends how a guy approaches it. If he's respectful, doesn't brag that he's gonna give my old carcass the best time of my life, doesn't act as if he's doing me a favour & doesn't ask if he can call me Mummy, I might respond favourably. The best approach is to not mention the age gap at all, though...my current play friend is 25. We have the most amazing sex & he's never mentioned age |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Older women smell of moth balls
And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent.
Shit ye not, a photo of a KFC lemon wipe came up in my photo memories from 4 years ago today. Must have gone for a freshen up "
they always remind me of you  |
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"Older women smell of moth balls
And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent.
Shit ye not, a photo of a KFC lemon wipe came up in my photo memories from 4 years ago today. Must have gone for a freshen up
they always remind me of you "
I took my shoe to be repaired and they said it was unfixable. I almost wept. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Older women smell of moth balls
And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent.
Shit ye not, a photo of a KFC lemon wipe came up in my photo memories from 4 years ago today. Must have gone for a freshen up
they always remind me of you
I took my shoe to be repaired and they said it was unfixable. I almost wept."
Nooooooo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew I should have brought popcorn!
Trebor mints are fine, popcorn gets stuck in my teeth."
Noted for next time! You know there will always be a next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like an older woman for fun times 
They're not dispensed like sweets 
Now, now Geraldine, play nice. I know it was a silly statement, but don't finish him off just yet x"
Bertie this week, Fifey. Yes, I will try to behave but I'm still a bit cross. |
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"I'd like an older woman for fun times
They're not dispensed like sweets
Now, now Geraldine, play nice. I know it was a silly statement, but don't finish him off just yet x
Bertie this week, Fifey. Yes, I will try to behave but I'm still a bit cross. "
Damn, I forgot. Sorry Bertie x |
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"Older women smell of moth balls
And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. "
Need any jobs doing around the house dear ? |
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"Older women smell of moth balls
And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. "
Fresh as a daisy after a lemon wet wipe down  haha |
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
*Shakes walking stick*
AND THEY SHAKE THEIR STICKS AT ME!!"
Bloody kids these days. Back in my day we showed our elders, even the decrepit in their 30s, respect!  |
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"Older women smell of moth balls
And stale urine
Nowt a quick rub down with a KFC lemon wet wipe won’t sort - I always carry a few spares in my handbag next to my Worthers Originals and my bottle of lavender scent. "
I cover the smell with a quick spray of T. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
*Shakes walking stick*
AND THEY SHAKE THEIR STICKS AT ME!!
Bloody kids these days. Back in my day we showed our elders, even the decrepit in their 30s, respect! "
What am I now in my fifties! Fossilised??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
*Shakes walking stick*
AND THEY SHAKE THEIR STICKS AT ME!!
Bloody kids these days. Back in my day we showed our elders, even the decrepit in their 30s, respect!
What am I now in my fifties! Fossilised?? "
Haha you two! I heard you’re only as young as the one you’re feeling. To get back to OP’s topic. |
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
*Shakes walking stick*
AND THEY SHAKE THEIR STICKS AT ME!!
Bloody kids these days. Back in my day we showed our elders, even the decrepit in their 30s, respect!
What am I now in my fifties! Fossilised??
Haha you two! I heard you’re only as young as the one you’re feeling. To get back to OP’s topic. "
I'm timeless, ageless, and immortal? |
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream
How strange, I thought of Louise but without the cock in her hand … that’s just wrong
Is she carrying minstrels? "
Always , they are covering the nipples and a bag between her legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Older women aren’t fun. They ALWAYS want to stay in and drink bloody tea!
*Shakes walking stick*
AND THEY SHAKE THEIR STICKS AT ME!!
Bloody kids these days. Back in my day we showed our elders, even the decrepit in their 30s, respect!
What am I now in my fifties! Fossilised??
Haha you two! I heard you’re only as young as the one you’re feeling. To get back to OP’s topic.
I'm timeless, ageless, and immortal? "
You’re all and more |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws. "
Think I'd opt for panther given the wiki definition:
Panthers have good hearing, extremely good eyesight, and a strong jaw. The panther is a smart, stealth-like attacker, its dark coat helps it hide and stalk prey very easily, especially at night! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
He forgot the number 1 rule..... he didn't offer cake! "
They never learn eh?! Lol ... it is all about the cake  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws. "
There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
Think I'd opt for panther given the wiki definition:
Panthers have good hearing, extremely good eyesight, and a strong jaw. The panther is a smart, stealth-like attacker, its dark coat helps it hide and stalk prey very easily, especially at night! "
Jesus! You're scaring me, woman! The poor lads will be stiff with fear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging "
He's gonna have to climb me first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
Think I'd opt for panther given the wiki definition:
Panthers have good hearing, extremely good eyesight, and a strong jaw. The panther is a smart, stealth-like attacker, its dark coat helps it hide and stalk prey very easily, especially at night! "
Panthers are cool |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging
He's gonna have to climb me first "
... if he ever comes back to the thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging
He's gonna have to climb me first
... if he ever comes back to the thread! "
It's you! You've scared him off!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do you find these older women?
Asking for a friend.
Care home
I have a long time to go before I'm in one of those.
I hope. "
You can just visit to chase women? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Where do you find these older women?
Asking for a friend.
Care home
I have a long time to go before I'm in one of those.
I hope.
You can just visit to chase women? "
Gawd no, they a vicious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do you find these older women?
Asking for a friend.
Buses during the day. FREEDOM PASSES WOOOOOO
Where is my stick? "
Would you like me to hit you with it |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging
He's gonna have to climb me first
... if he ever comes back to the thread!
It's you! You've scared him off!! "
Unless one of the other circling Cougars already pounced 
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By *wolf91Man
over a year ago
Rowley |
"The cougars are in hiding sharpening there claws
Panthers and jaguars are also available
What're you opting for? Wish there was a dark green big cat. I look good in dark green. So do my claws.
There are green panthers, named so as environmental activists ...OP might be up for tree hugging
He's gonna have to climb me first
... if he ever comes back to the thread!
It's you! You've scared him off!!
Unless one of the other circling Cougars already pounced
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I can say for certain that I'd loved to be pounced by you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do you find these older women?
Asking for a friend.
Buses during the day. FREEDOM PASSES WOOOOOO
Where is my stick?
Would you like me to hit you with it "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where do you find these older women?
Asking for a friend.
Buses during the day. FREEDOM PASSES WOOOOOO
Where is my stick?
Would you like me to hit you with it
https://youtu.be/0WGVgfjnLqc"
Oh rhythm stick? I thought we were on about walking sticks. You’re welcome to that one |
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"Where do you find these older women?
Asking for a friend.
Offer cake and they will find you
I would be happy with just cake.....oh carrot cake maybe
Vegetables should not be in cake lol x"
Agreed! Like pineapple doesn't belong on a pizza |
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By *cttMan
over a year ago
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"Where do you find these older women?
Asking for a friend.
Offer cake and they will find you
I would be happy with just cake.....oh carrot cake maybe
Vegetables should not be in cake lol x"
Ok I'll accept chocolate or nice must be homemade Victoria with fresh strawberries, you serving tea or coffee with that? |
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"Where do you find these older women?
Asking for a friend.
Offer cake and they will find you
I would be happy with just cake.....oh carrot cake maybe
Vegetables should not be in cake lol x
Ok I'll accept chocolate or nice must be homemade Victoria with fresh strawberries, you serving tea or coffee with that?"
Always coffee with cake |
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By *cttMan
over a year ago
hatfield & Cannock |
"Where do you find these older women?
Asking for a friend.
Offer cake and they will find you
I would be happy with just cake.....oh carrot cake maybe
Vegetables should not be in cake lol x
Ok I'll accept chocolate or nice must be homemade Victoria with fresh strawberries, you serving tea or coffee with that?
Always coffee with cake "
Sounds good to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want Jamie Redknapp to knock at my door with his cock in his hand and a king size bag of minstrels between his teeth but we can but dream
How strange, I thought of Louise but without the cock in her hand … that’s just wrong
Is she carrying minstrels?
If he was carrying a packet of werthers originals ..hell yes
I'd be happy with just the minstrels "
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