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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have pet insurance? Cos Im going to ruin your pussy.
Do you have home insurance ? Cos I'm going to smash your back door"
Are you a gun, because I’m going to bang you like there’s no tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.
No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just made one up:
“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”
Would it work do you think?
It could only work written down, not spoken"
I accept your challenge,Any conditions? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.
No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. "
The guy must have trained for that approach as no one wants to be derailed during…  |
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"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.
No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. "
Are you gonna go? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to climb you like a tree.
Always wanted to say that to a guy 
OAKay 
How do you like your eggs in the morning ? Scrambled or fertilised ?"
I've got four kids so fertilised isn't a turn on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine was just meant to be a tongue in cheek daft / gross out humour one to be fair.
Yes.
Because I was being serious. 
Obviously you weren't. My point was, murdering women jokes is a bit poor taste these days is it not? And that's coming from me. "
It’s all subjective.
What amuses some, offends others.
But surely by that logic all serious subjects are in poor taste?
In which case less humour, less comedy, less morale, more moods, more depression, more anger, more actual acts of violence, more death, more war.
I’m basically saving the world.
You’re welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.
No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed.
Are you gonna go?"
No, sadly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just made one up:
“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”
Would it work do you think?
What’s the worst and best you have heard?"
You would be hard put to be successful with any chat up line involving cheese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well this went south rather quickly always someone that gets offended...if you don't like, move on, it's simple really. Only one person I've seen that doesn't like it "
Don’t come in here with your common sense! |
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"Well this went south rather quickly always someone that gets offended...if you don't like, move on, it's simple really. Only one person I've seen that doesn't like it
Don’t come in here with your common sense!"
Makes a hasty exit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well this went south rather quickly always someone that gets offended...if you don't like, move on, it's simple really. Only one person I've seen that doesn't like it "
Er, two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just made one up:
“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”
Would it work do you think?
What’s the worst and best you have heard?
You would be hard put to be successful with any chat up line involving cheese"
We would be Gouda together?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buys bag of limes
Drops limes in front of someone
Clumsily picks up limes
Repeatedly drops limes
Looks person in the eye
.... sorry, I'm bad at pick up limes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.
No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed. "
What did you say to it ? Yes or no ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was chatted up and asked on a date properly yesterday and it felt amazing.
No cheesy chat up lines or filth. Just good old fashioned, gentlemanly approach. I was well chuffed.
What did you say to it ? Yes or no ? "
I just saw your answer on a previous reply..ah well these things happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just made one up:
“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”
Would it work do you think?
What’s the worst and best you have heard?
You would be hard put to be successful with any chat up line involving cheese
We would be Gouda together?
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Thats a cracker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly
You make me crumble like feta!
You make me hard like Parmesan "
Will you brie mine? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?
You can dunk what you like for me 
I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way "
Don't forget the mattress in the car |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly
You make me crumble like feta!
You make me hard like Parmesan
Will you brie mine?
Dairyleigh, these lines are bad. "
Don’t leave me provolone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?
You can dunk what you like for me
I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way
I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think "
Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready |
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"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly
You make me crumble like feta!
You make me hard like Parmesan
Will you brie mine?
Dairyleigh, these lines are bad.
Don’t leave me provolone!"
This is going whey too far. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?
You can dunk what you like for me
I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way
I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think
Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready "
Fight me for him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds dodgy OP, I'd advise you to use that chat up line very Caerphilly
You make me crumble like feta!
You make me hard like Parmesan
Will you brie mine?
Dairyleigh, these lines are bad.
Don’t leave me provolone!
This is going whey too far. "
Netflix and curdle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just made one up:
“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”
Would it work do you think?
What’s the worst and best you have heard?"
Currently trying to erase this from my mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just made one up:
“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”
Would it work do you think?
What’s the worst and best you have heard?
Currently trying to erase this from my mind "
I'm trying to erase "get in the bush, I have a knife"... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?
You can dunk what you like for me
I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way
I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think
Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready
Fight me for him! "
Haha sharing is caring my lovely |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?
You can dunk what you like for me
I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way
I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think
Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready
Fight me for him!
Haha sharing is caring my lovely "
Any room for a little one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?
You can dunk what you like for me
I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way
I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think
Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready
Fight me for him!
Haha sharing is caring my lovely
Any room for a little one? "
You're over 6foot!! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?
You can dunk what you like for me
I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way
I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think
Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready
Fight me for him!
Haha sharing is caring my lovely
Any room for a little one?
You're over 6foot!!"
Do you mean actually 6 foot or a Fab 6 foot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just made one up:
“Are you made of cheese? Because you have a grate arse”
Would it work do you think?
What’s the worst and best you have heard?
Currently trying to erase this from my mind "
There is nothing wrong with this how dairy….  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, can i dunk my biscuit in your tea?
You can dunk what you like for me
I know love cheesy chat up lines. I'm on my way
I meant now, not know. Stupid fingers got excited i think
Haha I hadn't noticed I was getting the bed ready
Fight me for him!
Haha sharing is caring my lovely
Any room for a little one?
You're over 6foot!!
Do you mean actually 6 foot or a Fab 6 foot. "
You tell me, Davie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do chat up lines work anymore, does convocation work anymore?
The only creature that seems to talk to me these days is smudge ,and even she is ignoring me |
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