Masturbation

By *host202088 OP Man over a year ago

South West

Recent studies show that masturbating x 2 a week increases life expectancy by 20%. I’ve done the maths, I’m immortal

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's an immortal ghost. ^

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God twice a day sometimes for me, I don’t think I won’t immortality though.

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"He's an immortal ghost. ^"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So doing it twice a day means I’ll live forever?

By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Thal

"So doing it twice a day means I’ll live forever?"

Let’s find out

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeez, I've got a long ole life ahead of me then

Is it the same if someone else does it for you too.....if so, I'm immortal aswell

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So doing it twice a day means I’ll live forever?

Let’s find out

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Recent studies show that masturbating x 2 a week increases life expectancy by 20%. I’ve done the maths, I’m immortal

What if you only ever have sex instead of masturbating?

Am I gonna die??