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What's the dumbest thing you have ever believed
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That bullshit they tell you in primary school about us having equality. 
Or any of the lies that my teachers told to make racism seem less bad. Ah man ignorance was fucking bliss. |
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Back in the 70s where they implied spaghetti strands grew on trees. We were going to Italy on holiday not long after and I was disappointed to find out it wasn’t true
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ZtGoXkI58
It was original done as an April fools news item in the late 50s |
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"Back in the 70s where they implied spaghetti strands grew on trees. We were going to Italy on holiday not long after and I was disappointed to find out it wasn’t true
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ZtGoXkI58
It was original done as an April fools news item in the late 50s "
I remember that aswell  |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
I was told when I was a kid if I climbed a banana tree, my willy would fall off  or if there is lightning, don't touch anything metal, you will turn into stone. I spent my childhood avoiding metal things during a thunderstorm. Lovely family I have  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"That if you pee'd in a swimming pool there was a special dye in it that would turn the water a different colour...maybe that is true  ..."
It’s not true - I may or may not have done this  |
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"That if you pee'd in a swimming pool there was a special dye in it that would turn the water a different colour...maybe that is true ...
It’s not true - I may or may not have done this "
Ha ha, i believed it, part of me still does, hence never peeing in a swimming pool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loads.
I'd say the ones that probably impacted me deepest and hardest have been that I'm worthless and useless and I'd be doing everyone a favour if I killed myself."
thats made me so angry. some dont deserve to be breathing the same air |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dumbest thing I believed at some point was that our elected officials are doing things in the best interest of the citizens that elected them"
Ahh good days so blissful only hated the other side now I hate everybody |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I wasn’t allowed to take my own food into the pictures. It was only like 2 years ago I found out this wasn’t true."
Wait you can???
Someones gonna pay!! |
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There's a few islands dotted around of our beaches, but one of the islands use to have a hospital for when the death plaque was about. So next to that island was another island called sheep Island, but nobody went there because they were killer sheep. I believed it for so long too. |
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That if I was less noisy, less opinionated, took up less space, was less ambitious, less independent, less feminist, just all round less than I am, that he'd be happier and wouldn't take his inadequacies out on me.
I bought into that shit for far too long!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you ate an apple or grape seed it would grow inside you..parents..!!"
I got told this when I was younger and cried cause I thought I was going to die when an apple tree sprouted out my head.
My mum once said she had leprosy when she was covered in dry peeling wallpaper paste, which also made me cry |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
When I was about 12 (pre pube5cent) my older brother called me a wanker.
I told him that was good, because you had to wank in order to have sex. I thought my cum would be the lubricant that allowed penetration!
Gbat |
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"As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste 
 That’s so mean!
Viv
Yeah, that's horses!"
I thought horses for the books only not for wallpaper paste too  even more sad now |
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"As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste
That’s so mean!
Viv
Yeah, that's horses!"
Wall paper paste is made from potatoes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a kid, I believed woman gave birth via their belly buttons and also that ladies never had a dump."
Hahhaaha obviously that's not true. Women do poo, once a week. It comes out like little malteasers that smell like the body shop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste
That’s so mean!
Viv
Yeah, that's horses!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a kid, I believed woman gave birth via their belly buttons and also that ladies never had a dump.
Hahhaaha obviously that's not true. Women do poo, once a week. It comes out like little malteasers that smell like the body shop. "
Fucking hell, not in my house it doesnt...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a child my dad used to tell me when old people died they got sent to the glue factory and made into wall paper paste
Isn’t that true? "
If course it is, silly!! |
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"That they've been to the moon...
Lol exactly what I put! Immm glad I'm not alone on this
So you're one of those who believes the moon is real? "
Well they refer to it as a natural satilite so maybe it's reverse psychology? Lol |
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If you work hard you will reap the benefits when older.
Well almost 40years in and still working my balls off, thanks to our money pinching government I'm probably no better off now than 30 years ago. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
‘Course I’ve paid the bills and the rent’
‘Course I’ve brought some money with me’
‘Course I will be straight home after work’
‘Course we can afford it’
Of course it was all bollocks. You live and learn  |
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