C'mon people, we all stay in enough of them. What little niggles do you have?
My current one is hotels that give you a full size kettle (yay) but only a stylish micro sink so you have to fill it at the shower! 
And no mugs, only diddy little tea cups.  |
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over a year ago
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Agree about the kettles!
And some are so stingly with the free coffee!
Oh - and walls that are too thin so that the slightest sound results in some bastard complaining and a knock at the door from reception!
And they always have lousy timing too! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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Those strange strips of material on the bottom of beds. What are they for??
Never enough coathangers (if there's a closet at all!)
Dodgy showers. Funnily enough its always the expensive hotels that have duff showers.
Wifi not working/too expensive. I stay at the Hilton Garden Inn these days as they have a Mac terminal in every room.  |
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Oh - and hotels that require a sodding key card to get in the front door/lift/through about 10 doors to get into your room!
Really ruins it when you have to go let in your meet whilst dressed in something that honestly should be kept behind closed doors!!!  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh - and hotels that require a sodding key card to get in the front door/lift/through about 10 doors to get into your room!
Really ruins it when you have to go let in your meet whilst dressed in something that honestly should be kept behind closed doors!!! "
Its even worse when its a gangbang! The staff don't half give you funny looks letting in 8 men.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Plastic Milk cartons 
Not enough of them, not enough tea bags, not enough sugar, not enoiugh coffee, and crap biscuits
Charging £15 for wi-fi
Charging £20 for a cooked breakfast
Headboards which you can't use for handcuffs 
Double beds made from two singles |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Trouser presses that won’t open wide enough to hold a Ginster pasty and windows that won’t open wide enough to get rid of the smell of that curry pot noodle you had instead of paying for room service….!.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not enough power sockets"
And the two that are there are miles from the bed!
Useless for lying in bed with your laptop - and must be a nightmare for those with mains powered toys!
And I doubt reception wouldn't raise an eyebrow if you asked for an extension lead!  |
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Double beds made from two singles "
Hate that!
You book a double room and it's two singles held together by a sheet that's barely big enough and that comes untucked as soon as you pull the duvet back!
Then you get in and instead of starfishing in the middle you end up sleeping on the edge!
And as for fun! It's a right bugger when a chasm opens up during shagging and one of you falls between the two beds.  |
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Double beds made from two singles
Hate that!
You book a double room and it's two singles held together by a sheet that's barely big enough and that comes untucked as soon as you pull the duvet back!
Then you get in and instead of starfishing in the middle you end up sleeping on the edge!
And as for fun! It's a right bugger when a chasm opens up during shagging and one of you falls between the two beds. "
ok ive not measured this so might not work.. but could you not swap the mattresses round 90degrees? |
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Double beds made from two singles
Hate that!
You book a double room and it's two singles held together by a sheet that's barely big enough and that comes untucked as soon as you pull the duvet back!
Then you get in and instead of starfishing in the middle you end up sleeping on the edge!
And as for fun! It's a right bugger when a chasm opens up during shagging and one of you falls between the two beds.
ok ive not measured this so might not work.. but could you not swap the mattresses round 90degrees? "
A logical thinker!
And mid shag is the point to take the bed apart, move the mattresses and remake it with a sheet that hotel staff have special training to make fit a bed just a bit too big for it... |
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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago
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"I stayed in one recently that had a sign hanging from the hot tap stating "Caution, Hot water!!!" i should bloody well hope so  "
Probably due to the sue for anything no matter how ridiculous culture we have imported from the USA dont be surprised if you find them on the sugar and coffe soon. "Caution may make your coffee too sweet and may be responsible for your weight increase.
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