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over a year ago
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What’s your best answer line?
I have a friend who’s brother works in a prison (he’s a plumber) he quite often answers his phone to a scam saying the prisons name… it never goes further. He also comes out with “Lothian Police”…
My personal favourite is “Roadkill cafe, you kill it we grill it” they never know what to say…  |
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“Hi, yeah this is thicccs father, sadly thicc died in a car accident last week, I’ve keeping his phone just to sort out any things he had going on. Is there anything I can help you with”
They mutter sorry and hang up. Works every time |
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"What’s your best answer line?
I have a friend who’s brother works in a prison (he’s a plumber) he quite often answers his phone to a scam saying the prisons name… it never goes further. He also comes out with “Lothian Police”…
My personal favourite is “Roadkill cafe, you kill it we grill it” they never know what to say… "
Brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What’s your best answer line?
I have a friend who’s brother works in a prison (he’s a plumber) he quite often answers his phone to a scam saying the prisons name… it never goes further. He also comes out with “Lothian Police”…
My personal favourite is “Roadkill cafe, you kill it we grill it” they never know what to say…
Brilliant "
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I used to work in a pub restaurant and the chef (one of the owners) answered the pub phone with it…. Totally confused the brewery on the other end  |
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"What’s your best answer line?
I have a friend who’s brother works in a prison (he’s a plumber) he quite often answers his phone to a scam saying the prisons name… it never goes further. He also comes out with “Lothian Police”…
My personal favourite is “Roadkill cafe, you kill it we grill it” they never know what to say…
Brilliant
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I used to work in a pub restaurant and the chef (one of the owners) answered the pub phone with it…. Totally confused the brewery on the other end "
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I love the accident claim calls, I lead them on a long call. I end the call by ssying that I died in the accident, and say nothing else.
I miss the home improvements calls, as I go for an expensive conservatory only to give my address as a 4th floor flat.
My cousin gives the phone to her 3 year old, funny how the line goes dead after a bit. |
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A true scam call …your internet is going to be cut off etc… I’ll lead these on, keep them on the phone and eventually start slagging them off. The last one (Indian call centre type) I asked about his parentage. Eventually calling him a bastard etc…
The cold callers I actually have some sympathy for, these are basic paid and may get some minor bonus for passing on a potential customer. I don’t like those companies who are trying to make a claim for you, accidents etc…but I don’t take it out on those doing the call. |
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I play along with them
Keep them on the phone as long as possible if I have nothing to do
Yip yip yip ok I will pay
Let me get my bank card give me 3-4 minutes sit the phone down
Ok go my bank card yip the account number is 3218 ooo wait hold on this is the expired one I lifted
Hold on to I find the new one 3-4 minute latter
Couldn’t find it but got the credit card ok
The number is 6521 oooo wait the wife will kill me if use it
Hold on I need to go find my save account card
4-5 minutes latter yip got that
The number is 2316 oooo wait that’s right we bought a new car with it last week there’s nothing in there let me get my sons card
3-4 minutes latter come back hello hello hung up
But by this time they wasted 40 minutes and that’s 40 minutes they couldn’t scam someone |
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over a year ago
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"What’s your best answer line?
I have a friend who’s brother works in a prison (he’s a plumber) he quite often answers his phone to a scam saying the prisons name… it never goes further. He also comes out with “Lothian Police”…
My personal favourite is “Roadkill cafe, you kill it we grill it” they never know what to say… "
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