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over a year ago
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"Some cyclists are asking for immunity in cities so that cats cannot overtake them...
They seem to want to set the law ... "
Are we talking domestic kitty’s or bigger ones like the cheetah? I’m fairly certain the cyclist couldn’t out pedal the cheetah…. |
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"I think he meant cars and not cats"
Are you sure? I’m positive the man knows his own mind. Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt and back his initial post. Anyway, about those fucking lightening quick cats.......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some cyclists are asking for immunity in cities so that cats cannot overtake them...
They seem to want to set the law ... "
Cyclists do set the law ...feel sorry for the cats though ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Some cyclists are asking for immunity in cities so that cats cannot overtake them...
They seem to want to set the law ...
Cyclists do set the law ...feel sorry for the cats though "
Don’t feel sorry for the cats, they’re pussies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Next time a cat passes me when I’m cycling I’m going to shoot it with my favourite pistol…
A meowser "
Where will the cat go when I shoot it?
Purrgatory ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Has Tom had a hissy fit?
Send him a private meowsage and ask.
Oh god no, he might be upset and tell me to hiss off "
You've got tabby kidding, why would anyone tell you to hiss off. There's some crazy cats on here!
Maybe he just need a litter bit of time |
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"I salute you Tom , both for your frankly hilarious typo, and your good humour with putting up with all of us.
And on that not I’m signing off. I need a cat nap. "
The irony of that last post containing a typo.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just logged on and read the whole thread.
Absolutely funny as.....
Never has a thread failed so spectacularly!
This thread has been a resounding success
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It has certainly cheered me up tonight |
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"Tom is glad he can raise a smile.. "
Tom Cat!
The most effectual!
Tom Cat!
Who's intellectual!*
Close friends get to call him "T.C.,"
Providing it's with dignity!
Tom Cat!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a VIP, he's a championship.
He's the most tip top,
Tom Cat.
Yes, he's the chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Tom Cat!
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Three bits of coloured tarmac sat at a table drinking alcohol in a pub
Bloke stood at bar talking to the landlord says who the hell are those folk.
Landlord says the green one is a bus lane he is ok the purple one is a pedestrian only he can get a bit naughty after a few. But don't go near the red one he is a bloody cyclepath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some cyclists are asking for immunity in cities so that cats cannot overtake them...
They seem to want to set the law ... "
Remember they’ll be filming with a GoPro you might not see x so make sure you’re within the law in your metal box |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems daft that cars etc have to give them space when overtaking, but if a car opens on them while they overtake then the driver/passenger is at fault "
In the same way if you open your door and a car hits it, it's your fault...
Are you suggesting you shouldn't give cyclists space?
Maybe have a think about what you're saying... |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Tom is glad he can raise a smile..
Tom Cat!
The most effectual!
Tom Cat!
Who's intellectual!*
Close friends get to call him "T.C.,"
Providing it's with dignity!
Tom Cat!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a VIP, he's a championship.
He's the most tip top,
Tom Cat.
Yes, he's the chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Tom Cat!
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"Seems daft that cars etc have to give them space when overtaking, but if a car opens on them while they overtake then the driver/passenger is at fault
In the same way if you open your door and a car hits it, it's your fault...
Are you suggesting you shouldn't give cyclists space?
Maybe have a think about what you're saying..."
Not what I’m saying at all.
My point is that I give cyclists plenty of space, always overtake them on the opposite side of the road. However they can ride past cars as close as they want.
When I go past a parked car I give enough space in case a door is opened by them. Why can’t a cyclist ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems daft that cars etc have to give them space when overtaking, but if a car opens on them while they overtake then the driver/passenger is at fault
In the same way if you open your door and a car hits it, it's your fault...
Are you suggesting you shouldn't give cyclists space?
Maybe have a think about what you're saying...
Not what I’m saying at all.
My point is that I give cyclists plenty of space, always overtake them on the opposite side of the road. However they can ride past cars as close as they want.
When I go past a parked car I give enough space in case a door is opened by them. Why can’t a cyclist ? "
All cyclists? Every single one does that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has it occurred to anybody that he might of meant to type bats
I can CATegorically tell you that nobody thought that
Hahaha puuuurrrrrrfect "
I’ve found this thread very Ameowsing ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has been closed by moderators .. it has got too big
If you can read this, I’m pretty sure it’s still live. Tabby honest I think it’ll never end. "
It is pretty Catastrophic tbh |
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