For me it's "stuck" porn. Usually the lady is stuck somehow - hand stuck down side of sofa, head stuck in drier - and the guy she asks for help ends up taking advantage. These scenes are hilarious for how ridiculous they are - the lady is clearly never actually stuck, and the whole scenario is always just weird.
The best one I saw was a girl making dinner got her hand stuck in the turkey, then she ended up getting stuffed. It was so odd that I almost couldn't wank to it |
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That's just weird, m8.
And I grew up in the era when pubs got closed down for showing the adult version video of The Smurfs and The 7 dwarfs.
Comedy and porn don't often go hand in hand (so to speak)
Exceptions are anything "Carry On", "Confessions of a...." or "Adventures of a....." |
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Bloopers and outtakes
There’s some crackers out there
there’s one whare a woman’s being dp guys in the backs about to nut
Try’s to nut on her back completely missed and gets the guy on the bottom a nice Facial
There’s some sore ones off failing in heels or in a person and wrong holes |
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"Clown porn "
Do they wear the squeaky shoes?
Do they have a van and the water shooty things?
Really don’t wanna look it up.Just imaging clowns sliding all over the back of a van is hilarious though |
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"That site that shows a couple fucking in a glass box with one way glass in the middle of a busy town centre street!!!!!
Would love a shot!!!! "
Been there done that,Fun but you will panic an awful lot. |
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"That site that shows a couple fucking in a glass box with one way glass in the middle of a busy town centre street!!!!!
Would love a shot!!!!
Been there done that,Fun but you will panic an awful lot."
Really??? How did that come about??? |
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"That site that shows a couple fucking in a glass box with one way glass in the middle of a busy town centre street!!!!!
Would love a shot!!!!
Been there done that,Fun but you will panic an awful lot.
Really??? How did that come about???"
Smaller box than you'd be thinking off,basically there was an art thing or something I don’t know that me and my colleague got invited to by a guy.So we went and they’d done a bunch if stuff on the street including the glass box then we went for drinks and me and this dudes associate got pretty out of it and decided it would be funny to strip and grind against the glass,
One thing led to another and then of course I sort of came to as she was on top of me and someone was leaning against the glass on their phone.They kept on that damn call for 10 minutes very scary.And then a dog started barking against the glass and the owner started trying to peer in.It was great but utterly terrifying at the same time. |
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Not a genre. But I once watched a porn video which was a parody of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Two Chinese people flying in the air over the trees in a forest while having sex in various crazy positions while acting like they were fighting.
Never watched the original Crouching Tiger film again. |
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"Bloopers and outtakes
There’s some crackers out there
there’s one whare a woman’s being dp guys in the backs about to nut
Try’s to nut on her back completely missed and gets the guy on the bottom a nice Facial
There’s some sore ones off failing in heels or in a person and wrong holes "
I agree, I’ve never laughed and cum before, it felt wrong, yet so right |
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"For me it's "stuck" porn. Usually the lady is stuck somehow - hand stuck down side of sofa, head stuck in drier - and the guy she asks for help ends up taking advantage. These scenes are hilarious for how ridiculous they are - the lady is clearly never actually stuck, and the whole scenario is always just weird.
The best one I saw was a girl making dinner got her hand stuck in the turkey, then she ended up getting stuffed. It was so odd that I almost couldn't wank to it "
There's something very "Carry On" about that kind of point |
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"Pascal sub sluts - I find I laugh more than anything else- especially the camera man and his comments "
Pascal is like my idol, I’d be such fan boy if I ever met him |
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Another one that makes me laugh is the "just out of view" genre (I made that name up), where a guy is having sex with a girl, and his girlfriend is in the room but doesn't realise, as the other girl is out of her eyeline. Although in reality it would be abundantly clear what was happening (porn is an alternate reality I guess). These are often playing as sped up ads on a certain site |
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"Another one that makes me laugh is the "just out of view" genre (I made that name up), where a guy is having sex with a girl, and his girlfriend is in the room but doesn't realise, as the other girl is out of her eyeline. Although in reality it would be abundantly clear what was happening (porn is an alternate reality I guess). These are often playing as sped up ads on a certain site "
I don’t know there are some pretty unobservant people have actually seen that happen sort of ,also sort off did it.
Cute name though and a lot if it does sound ludicrous from my experience people wander about a lot. |
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