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over a year ago
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"Feed you Jaffa cakes until you burst 
I was waiting for someone to say that "
I’m actually disappointed with my fellow forumites for not beating me to it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.
Big or small?
Tits or arse?
Do you like redheads?
How big is too big?
Girth or Length?
Profile advice?
What happens in clubs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.
Big or small? Depends on what it is
Tits or arse? Are
Do you like redheads? Yes
How big is too big? Depends on what it is
Girth or Length? I have both
Profile advice? Don't copy mine
What happens in clubs? Stays in clubs
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That sorted? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.
Big or small? Depends on what it is
Tits or arse? Are
Do you like redheads? Yes
How big is too big? Depends on what it is
Girth or Length? I have both
Profile advice? Don't copy mine
What happens in clubs? Stays in clubs
That sorted?"
But I’d ask you repeatedly for days. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.
Big or small? Depends on what it is
Tits or arse? Are
Do you like redheads? Yes
How big is too big? Depends on what it is
Girth or Length? I have both
Profile advice? Don't copy mine
What happens in clubs? Stays in clubs
That sorted?
But I’d ask you repeatedly for days."
And get a contradictory answer each time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.
Big or small? Depends on what it is
Tits or arse? Are
Do you like redheads? Yes
How big is too big? Depends on what it is
Girth or Length? I have both
Profile advice? Don't copy mine
What happens in clubs? Stays in clubs
That sorted?
But I’d ask you repeatedly for days.
And get a contradictory answer each time "
Who’s torturing who here? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.
Big or small? Depends on what it is
Tits or arse? Are
Do you like redheads? Yes
How big is too big? Depends on what it is
Girth or Length? I have both
Profile advice? Don't copy mine
What happens in clubs? Stays in clubs
That sorted?
But I’d ask you repeatedly for days.
And get a contradictory answer each time
Who’s torturing who here?"
I didn't say I would make it easy for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Superglue. First your eyelids open and then your urethra closed. To follow snapping your teeth with a pair of pliers and inserting them down your throat with ground glass.
You did say torture right? Or did you mean something sexual? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Superglue. First your eyelids open and then your urethra closed. To follow snapping your teeth with a pair of pliers and inserting them down your throat with ground glass.
You did say torture right? Or did you mean something sexual?"
God remind me to stay on your good side |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Superglue. First your eyelids open and then your urethra closed. To follow snapping your teeth with a pair of pliers and inserting them down your throat with ground glass.
You did say torture right? Or did you mean something sexual?"
Not sure I would like to know the sexual options  |
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"Superglue. First your eyelids open and then your urethra closed. To follow snapping your teeth with a pair of pliers and inserting them down your throat with ground glass.
You did say torture right? Or did you mean something sexual?"
Ok hanibal calm down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Being payed lots of money to torture me how would you do it?
Ram very hot chilly sauce up ya fudge tunnel and watch you squirm "
Make sure you stand behind a blast wall when I fart then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Thinking about it again Willow, I don't have a menacing side. I wouldn't take the money and I wouldn't torture anyone. I just read a lot and have a disturbing imagination. Big love xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Play my collection of Steps albums at half speed through your headphones.
Wait? Collection? How many albums did they have?"
I lost count. Perhaps 5, 6, 7, 8... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thinking about it again Willow, I don't have a menacing side. I wouldn't take the money and I wouldn't torture anyone. I just read a lot and have a disturbing imagination. Big love xx"
Yep I read some strange stuff too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We're not into S&M so we'd be a bit in the dark with sexual torture. Spanking is as far as we go and a little light bondage between ourselves though not with others. x |
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"Thinking about it again Willow, I don't have a menacing side. I wouldn't take the money and I wouldn't torture anyone. I just read a lot and have a disturbing imagination. Big love xx"
I love the good vibes!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awww damm not often I miss a beat like that but
I am already doing that for free by not blocking you ha ha
That's not torture "
I was only say as you keep asking people to block you wonko ha ha |
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