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So your at a party or some sort of function and all the chairs were taken

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Would you poke your finger up your bum and sit on your elbow????

Asking for a friend

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I'd just find a lap to sit on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of course, what other options could there be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would look for a smoothe talking bar-steward and use his.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get the dj to start a game of musical chairs till I got a seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get the dj to start a game of musical chairs till I got a seat "

See now that’s class and complete man logic

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Not with my arthritis. I'll save the bum poking for when I'm in bed.

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’d stand at the bar

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not with my arthritis. I'll save the bum poking for when I'm in bed."

But whose bum ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor "

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it"

You need a floor buddy? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it"

Finger up the bum time

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it"

It's not wetherspoons x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it

Finger up the bum time "

My finger or someone else's??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends on who’s there sometimes the floor but if it's formal ill have to stand.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it

It's not wetherspoons x"

It might be, the OP never clarified it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it

Finger up the bum time

My finger or someone else's?? "

Which ever elbow is more comfortable

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it

It's not wetherspoons x

It might be, the OP never clarified it "

Best bring wipeable trousers then x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it

Finger up the bum time

My finger or someone else's??

Which ever elbow is more comfortable "

You said finger!! What's going on with the elbow! And who's elbow for that matter??

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it

Finger up the bum time

My finger or someone else's??

Which ever elbow is more comfortable

You said finger!! What's going on with the elbow! And who's elbow for that matter?? "

That sounds like it would smart a little x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it

Finger up the bum time

My finger or someone else's??

Which ever elbow is more comfortable

You said finger!! What's going on with the elbow! And who's elbow for that matter?? "

Go back to beginning and I promise not to tell anyone

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By *eacupsbearCouple  over a year ago

York

I'd pull out my handy inflatable chair.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it

Finger up the bum time

My finger or someone else's??

Which ever elbow is more comfortable

You said finger!! What's going on with the elbow! And who's elbow for that matter??

Go back to beginning and I promise not to tell anyone "

Tell anyone what??? I invented the 5 finger knuckle shuffle, not sure I'm ready for the one elbowed bum fettle

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Not with my arthritis. I'll save the bum poking for when I'm in bed.

But whose bum ? "

Any clean one will do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd get my bongos out and sit on the floor man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it

Finger up the bum time

My finger or someone else's??

Which ever elbow is more comfortable

You said finger!! What's going on with the elbow! And who's elbow for that matter??

Go back to beginning and I promise not to tell anyone

Tell anyone what??? I invented the 5 finger knuckle shuffle, not sure I'm ready for the one elbowed bum fettle "

Yea class

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd sit on the floor. I prefer to sit on the floor

That's if the floor isn't sticky, if it's sticky then I won't sit on it"

Well it's gonna get sticky quickly if your sat on it... Especially so if you sit next to me...

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