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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, say you have a meeting with a person you really fancy, and clearly want to impress them.
What are your routines when getting ready? Be as detailed as you can, also how long does it take you to get yourself all prepped?
Do you like the whole ritual or do you find it a chore?
Okay so mine can be quite extensive If I really wanna impress him.
But generally, counting I already washed my hair at some stage before.
Would be:
- shower (lots of scrubbing the dead skin, making sure the little 3 hair on my body left is gone)
-skin care time (so face mask, and my whole skin care routine that takes about 15 mins)
-body skin care time (so body oils to make me extra smooth)
-make up (I’m quite quick with make up unless I wanna do something complicated to my eyes, but generally that’s another 15 mins)
-fixing my hair with GHD (maybe another 20 mins)
- getting dressed
- finishing off with perfume
So maybe the whole thing takes me 2-3 hours? X depending how easy I wanna take it x 
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These days, shove on a pair of jeans and a cheap top, wash my face in cold water, spend less than five minutes shoving on some mascara and a bit of lippy, find a pair of shoes that aren't falling apart, and I'm done. |
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"So, say you have a meeting with a person you really fancy, and clearly want to impress them.
What are your routines when getting ready? Be as detailed as you can, also how long does it take you to get yourself all prepped?
Do you like the whole ritual or do you find it a chore?
Okay so mine can be quite extensive If I really wanna impress him.
But generally, counting I already washed my hair at some stage before.
Would be:
- shower (lots of scrubbing the dead skin, making sure the little 3 hair on my body left is gone)
-skin care time (so face mask, and my whole skin care routine that takes about 15 mins)
-body skin care time (so body oils to make me extra smooth)
-make up (I’m quite quick with make up unless I wanna do something complicated to my eyes, but generally that’s another 15 mins)
-fixing my hair with GHD (maybe another 20 mins)
- getting dressed
- finishing off with perfume
So maybe the whole thing takes me 2-3 hours? X depending how easy I wanna take it x
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Hmm....I'd just be happy you'd turned up x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice shower. Brush teeth. Mouthwash. Fresh shave. Aftershave
Best jeans on and one of my long sleeve tops that fits me best, to show what a skinny runt I am lol
Not feel like a chore at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It’s a nightmare takes me like a day and hafe
Most off it is down to me have so meny outfits though
Shave the night before and flush and try on about 20-30 outfits
Only to pick outfit number 2 or 3
Then the day off shower re flush get ready make up takes about 3 hours
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last date I spent 20 mins in addition to my usual shower/hair wash.
5 mins applying minimal makeup
15 mins panicking over what to wear and leaving several outfits on the floor before wearing what I always wear
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, say you have a meeting with a person you really fancy, and clearly want to impress them.
What are your routines when getting ready? Be as detailed as you can, also how long does it take you to get yourself all prepped?
Do you like the whole ritual or do you find it a chore?
Okay so mine can be quite extensive If I really wanna impress him.
But generally, counting I already washed my hair at some stage before.
Would be:
- shower (lots of scrubbing the dead skin, making sure the little 3 hair on my body left is gone)
-skin care time (so face mask, and my whole skin care routine that takes about 15 mins)
-body skin care time (so body oils to make me extra smooth)
-make up (I’m quite quick with make up unless I wanna do something complicated to my eyes, but generally that’s another 15 mins)
-fixing my hair with GHD (maybe another 20 mins)
- getting dressed
- finishing off with perfume
So maybe the whole thing takes me 2-3 hours? X depending how easy I wanna take it x
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Shower , deodorant,and casual clothes , all in all about 15 minutes, once l am clean and fresh am good to go , l know it takes a lot lot longer for a female  , that's just not here btw , that includes everyday life too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last date I spent 20 mins in addition to my usual shower/hair wash.
5 mins applying minimal makeup
15 mins panicking over what to wear and leaving several outfits on the floor before wearing what I always wear
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I really don’t know as not had a meet or anything in sooooooo many yrs (hopefully this may change one day)
But in past I’d make sure I was clean shaved, showered, nice clothes picked out depending on what type date either smart casual or suit and then nice aftershave like sauvage (however spell it)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So, say you have a meeting with a person you really fancy, and clearly want to impress them.
What are your routines when getting ready? Be as detailed as you can, also how long does it take you to get yourself all prepped?
Do you like the whole ritual or do you find it a chore?
Okay so mine can be quite extensive If I really wanna impress him.
But generally, counting I already washed my hair at some stage before.
Would be:
- shower (lots of scrubbing the dead skin, making sure the little 3 hair on my body left is gone)
-skin care time (so face mask, and my whole skin care routine that takes about 15 mins)
-body skin care time (so body oils to make me extra smooth)
-make up (I’m quite quick with make up unless I wanna do something complicated to my eyes, but generally that’s another 15 mins)
-fixing my hair with GHD (maybe another 20 mins)
- getting dressed
- finishing off with perfume
So maybe the whole thing takes me 2-3 hours? X depending how easy I wanna take it x
Shower , deodorant,and casual clothes , all in all about 15 minutes, once l am clean and fresh am good to go , l know it takes a lot lot longer for a female , that's just not here btw , that includes everyday life too."
Exactly . But it all depends on how many steps we wanna add.
Like my skin care is a must and ritual for me x
Nothing better than a good facial .. I mean face mask x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Trim the lady garden, shave legs and armpits, shower, put on clean clothes. Probably about 30 minutes in total. "
Laser hair removal has literally changed my life cos the shaving is SO minimal that I am loving it and I don’t care how much I spent (btw Even against grain if I left it, it feels totes smooth like a baby’s bottom)
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Okie dokes here goes.
Shower and wash hair - 20 mins.
Dry hair. 30- 45 mins.
Fuck about choosing what to wear.
Curl hair. 1.5-2 hours.
Fuck about choosing what to wear.
About 2 hours before I need to leave, shower cap on, back in shower to shave get squeaky clean. 30 mins (need to leave it as late as possible or I'll be prickly again coz my hair grows like the play-doh barbershop)
Body lotion
Change mind on what I'm wearing
Make up. 20 mins on relax mode.
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By (user no longer on site)
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If its someone I really, really like and I already have a feeling we have a connection then problem an hour. I like to be totally cleaned up, look and smelling my best  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s a nightmare takes me like a day and hafe
Most off it is down to me have so meny outfits though
Shave the night before and flush and try on about 20-30 outfits
Only to pick outfit number 2 or 3
Then the day off shower re flush get ready make up takes about 3 hours
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You bloody wee poser! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, say you have a meeting with a person you really fancy, and clearly want to impress them.
What are your routines when getting ready? Be as detailed as you can, also how long does it take you to get yourself all prepped?
Do you like the whole ritual or do you find it a chore?
Okay so mine can be quite extensive If I really wanna impress him.
But generally, counting I already washed my hair at some stage before.
Would be:
- shower (lots of scrubbing the dead skin, making sure the little 3 hair on my body left is gone)
-skin care time (so face mask, and my whole skin care routine that takes about 15 mins)
-body skin care time (so body oils to make me extra smooth)
-make up (I’m quite quick with make up unless I wanna do something complicated to my eyes, but generally that’s another 15 mins)
-fixing my hair with GHD (maybe another 20 mins)
- getting dressed
- finishing off with perfume
So maybe the whole thing takes me 2-3 hours? X depending how easy I wanna take it x
Shower , deodorant,and casual clothes , all in all about 15 minutes, once l am clean and fresh am good to go , l know it takes a lot lot longer for a female , that's just not here btw , that includes everyday life too.
Exactly . But it all depends on how many steps we wanna add.
Like my skin care is a must and ritual for me x
Nothing better than a good facial .. I mean face mask x "
A meet may be different but no matter what it's the person you wanna be with that counts , if..IF there are things you don't like about the other person when you meet them ,then it's an instant turn off , but you'd have been chatting to that person for a while so you'd know them some bit before hand , how many on the forums have met people and have been instantly turned off ? A person's prep is different but anyone worth their salt is gonna be clean and fresh in all the right places for a meet .A relationship is different , there is a " comfort zone " which is quite acceptable but a guy can forget about arriving at 8oc after being told to be there ..cause it just don't happen ..he's lucky to be out of there at 9.30pm..thats just the way it is .  ..and l knew you ment face mask btw |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Okie dokes here goes.
Shower and wash hair - 20 mins.
Dry hair. 30- 45 mins.
Fuck about choosing what to wear.
Curl hair. 1.5-2 hours.
Fuck about choosing what to wear.
About 2 hours before I need to leave, shower cap on, back in shower to shave get squeaky clean. 30 mins (need to leave it as late as possible or I'll be prickly again coz my hair grows like the play-doh barbershop)
Body lotion
Change mind on what I'm wearing
Make up. 20 mins on relax mode.
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Love this answer x
I have to have done my hair before otherwise it’d add +1 hour at least to my routine and I absolutely hate it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not much to be honest. I do it all anyway, waxing, nails, make up etc. I’d have another shower if it was later in the day as I usually have one in the morning. "
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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Have a shower, shave my legs only, wash my hair, pop on some conditioner whilst shaving my legs. Rinse hair and body. Smother myself in baby oil, when in shower, rinse off again.
Get out carefully, pat dry the body. Wrap hair in towel. Clean my teeth, floss. Comb through my hair. Squirt on deodorant.
Moisturise my face, blow dry my hair.
Pop hair up in a bun whilst I do my makeup (foundation, blusher, eyeliner and lip salve)
Get dressed. Underwear, Jeans and a top.
Put a selection of jewellery on.
Squirt some perfume on.
Out the door.
The whole thing takes roughly an hour IF I know what I’m wearing in advance. I’m a bit indecisive when it comes to clothes.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If its someone I really, really like and I already have a feeling we have a connection then problem an hour. I like to be totally cleaned up, look and smelling my best "
But that’s what I mean, I think there’s something beautiful about making the effort x and go through some steps |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Takes me about an hour to get ready
Have to poop initially, it's a nervous thing.
Then a de fuzz
Shower, hair wash, condition
Face mask
Body lotion
Clothes
Make up
Hair - Hair takes the longest becausd I blow dry and straighten it, it has to be perfect.
Then try not to think about pooping again because I'm not showering again
Though my latest meet I turned up straight from work looking like i'd been dragged through a hedge backwards....He didn't care, then I saw him at random in Morrisons a few days later, my hair scraped back and no make up, he said I looked great....Poor bloke, and he wants to see me again! At least when I do sort myself out for him I know I'll look good lol  |
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For both of us it depends on what the meet is.
If it’s a bi meet with bum play expected then there are several more involved steps to take.
If visiting a club we usually give ourselves a couple of hours in the hotel to get ready.
Always freshly showered, shaved or waxed though and always smelling great.
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Depending on if I need to shave or not, I can be showered, teeth cleaned, hair sorted, dressed and out of the door in 15-20mins. Morning getting ready for work (including washing hair) takes 15. If I need to shave my bits, add another 15mins or so on. Mr KC would be similar timewise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max."
But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves |
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"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.
But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves "
Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do 
It’s all just such a bloody FAFF. And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.
If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s a nightmare takes me like a day and hafe
Most off it is down to me have so meny outfits though
Shave the night before and flush and try on about 20-30 outfits
Only to pick outfit number 2 or 3
Then the day off shower re flush get ready make up takes about 3 hours
You bloody wee poser! "
Ha ha I am that can’t help myself ha ha |
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I shower, brush my teeth and get dressed in clean clothes that make me feel good.
I don't do make up or nails and my dreads are washed once a week anyway.
All that faffing men don't really or usually care about unless something specific has come up in conversation like lipstick (bleurgh) or a particular item of clothing or footwear.
When I was meeting, I would mainly meet at mine so I'd be wearing something nice and comfortable.
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"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do
It’s all just such a bloody FAFF. And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.
If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you x"
ladies can turn up in joggers and a hoodie for me. I'm talking to the lady, not their dress x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Takes me about an hour to get ready
Have to poop initially, it's a nervous thing.
Then a de fuzz
Shower, hair wash, condition
Face mask
Body lotion
Clothes
Make up
Hair - Hair takes the longest becausd I blow dry and straighten it, it has to be perfect.
Then try not to think about pooping again because I'm not showering again
Though my latest meet I turned up straight from work looking like i'd been dragged through a hedge backwards....He didn't care, then I saw him at random in Morrisons a few days later, my hair scraped back and no make up, he said I looked great....Poor bloke, and he wants to see me again! At least when I do sort myself out for him I know I'll look good lol "
It's called Love |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do
It’s all just such a bloody FAFF. And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.
If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you x it's ok..I understand "
Cheeky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do
It’s all just such a bloody FAFF. And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.
If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you xit aint just you lasses "
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I've got it down to an hr. Make up and hair straightened. Quick shower with sexy shower cap on. Body oil all over then it's fumble about trying to fasten suspender belt without giving myself a hernia (single ladies will understand) x |
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"I've got it down to an hr. Make up and hair straightened. Quick shower with sexy shower cap on. Body oil all over then it's fumble about trying to fasten suspender belt without giving myself a hernia (single ladies will understand) x "
you had me at shower cap  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do
It’s all just such a bloody FAFF. And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.
If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you x"
Mmmm depends, but generally I’m so selective on who I decide to go out with, that I am quite excited so I’m happy to go through the whole making myself nice and beautiful x
Even better when you turn up and they comment how gorg I look.
It’s all a big scam cos really I’m a female gremlin they just don’t know it |
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"Trim the lady garden, shave legs and armpits, shower, put on clean clothes. Probably about 30 minutes in total.
Laser hair removal has literally changed my life cos the shaving is SO minimal that I am loving it and I don’t care how much I spent (btw Even against grain if I left it, it feels totes smooth like a baby’s bottom)
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Oh, I'd never want to get rid of it all. It keeps me warm in the winter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do
It’s all just such a bloody FAFF. And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.
If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you x
Mmmm depends, but generally I’m so selective on who I decide to go out with, that I am quite excited so I’m happy to go through the whole making myself nice and beautiful x
Even better when you turn up and they comment how gorg I look.
It’s all a big scam cos really I’m a female gremlin they just don’t know it "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Takes me about an hour to get ready
Have to poop initially, it's a nervous thing.
Then a de fuzz
Shower, hair wash, condition
Face mask
Body lotion
Clothes
Make up
Hair - Hair takes the longest becausd I blow dry and straighten it, it has to be perfect.
Then try not to think about pooping again because I'm not showering again
Though my latest meet I turned up straight from work looking like i'd been dragged through a hedge backwards....He didn't care, then I saw him at random in Morrisons a few days later, my hair scraped back and no make up, he said I looked great....Poor bloke, and he wants to see me again! At least when I do sort myself out for him I know I'll look good lol
It's called Love "
Or him not being fussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The week before i do intensive body scrubbing and use the fake tan that is moisturiser.. So i don't blind him with the glare 
Night before i wax, do anal prep choose outfits and pack lingerie
The day - anal prep, shave legs, wash /dry hair, make up, dress, perfume.. Then get ready for a mega drive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What is anal prep?
Is showering your bum not enough?
This is something I need to know in case one day I pop my anal cherry.
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Let’s just say if you wanna indulge in anal sex, it’s best to be prepped … unless you + he doesn’t mind potential mess x haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is anal prep?
Is showering your bum not enough?
This is something I need to know in case one day I pop my anal cherry.
Let’s just say if you wanna indulge in anal sex, it’s best to be prepped … unless you + he doesn’t mind potential mess x haha "
Omg, I guess stuff could get dislodged from up there?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is anal prep?
Is showering your bum not enough?
This is something I need to know in case one day I pop my anal cherry.
Let’s just say if you wanna indulge in anal sex, it’s best to be prepped … unless you + he doesn’t mind potential mess x haha "
yup... Or you are in the shower |
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"What is anal prep?
Is showering your bum not enough?
This is something I need to know in case one day I pop my anal cherry.
Let’s just say if you wanna indulge in anal sex, it’s best to be prepped … unless you + he doesn’t mind potential mess x haha
Omg, I guess stuff could get dislodged from up there?! "
Clinkers x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What is anal prep?
Is showering your bum not enough?
This is something I need to know in case one day I pop my anal cherry.
Let’s just say if you wanna indulge in anal sex, it’s best to be prepped … unless you + he doesn’t mind potential mess x haha
Omg, I guess stuff could get dislodged from up there?! "
I mean anything can happen don’t do it after a curry night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy
Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy
Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter
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Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal. |
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"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy
Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter
Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal. "
I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh the other prep required is to suddenly become an angelic choir girl the week before to reduce the punishment spankings
I need to get out more x"
I need to buy some numbing cream |
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"Oh the other prep required is to suddenly become an angelic choir girl the week before to reduce the punishment spankings
I need to get out more x
I need to buy some numbing cream "
Wait......what? x |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy
Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter
Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal.
I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking "
Those wild ones eh.
The only ones I have seen were in the unicorn stables being fed a diet of chocolate and prosseco. |
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"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy
Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter
Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal.
I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking
Those wild ones eh.
The only ones I have seen were in the unicorn stables being fed a diet of chocolate and prosseco. "
That was after 8 |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy
Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter
Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal.
I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking
Those wild ones eh.
The only ones I have seen were in the unicorn stables being fed a diet of chocolate and prosseco.
That was after 8 "
Benedict's unicorns are posh. |
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"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy
Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter
Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal.
I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking
Those wild ones eh.
The only ones I have seen were in the unicorn stables being fed a diet of chocolate and prosseco.
That was after 8
Benedict's unicorns are posh. "
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy
Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter
Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal.
I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking
Those wild ones eh.
The only ones I have seen were in the unicorn stables being fed a diet of chocolate and prosseco.
That was after 8
Benedict's unicorns are posh.
Edinburgh. Expect no less "
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"I shower, brush my teeth and get dressed in clean clothes that make me feel good.
I don't do make up or nails and my dreads are washed once a week anyway.
All that faffing men don't really or usually care about unless something specific has come up in conversation like lipstick (bleurgh) or a particular item of clothing or footwear.
When I was meeting, I would mainly meet at mine so I'd be wearing something nice and comfortable.
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I think we are prep twins (without the dreads or the anal!) I'm a low maintenance girl and whilst I try to look nice - I am just not the type to get dolled up. I wear a bit of makeup to cover my rosacea. I don't have fancy lingerie and fancy clothes so I don't tend to swipe right etc on men who go for that. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do
It’s all just such a bloody FAFF. And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.
If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you x"
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.
But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves
Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x"
CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife? |
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"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.
But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves
Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x
CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife? "
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"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.
But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves
Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x
CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?
It's on offer at Suoerdrug "
It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why |
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Shower, defuzz, wash hair and towel/rough dry, if I'm doing curls I'll put it in heatless curl wrap to dry while I do makeup, choose outfit and shoes and undies...
Probably 2/3 hours if I'm putting a lot of effort....
I can however be ready in less than an hour if really needed.
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It's been that long I can't remember.
I will wash my hair and have a shower using my best shower oil and body stuff. That's effort right there!!!
Also put a bit of make up on, I don't want to scare them off straight away.
If they don't like me fairly natural though then they really aren't the guy for me to be honest. |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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I fill my time browsing social media procrastinating about having to go out the house then flap about 30 minutes before leaving having a shower, getting dressed, doing hair and makeup then go there spending the entire journey convincing myself I’ll have an awful time and not get home until 3am after having the best night ever.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wax at salon
Nails at salon
Hair (wash & blow) at salon
Dry body brush
Shave legs, underarms
Shower
Moisturise
Make up
Faff with hair
Choose what to wear
Then be riddled with anxiety
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"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.
But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves
Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x
CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?
It's on offer at Suoerdrug
It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why "
I quite liked 1995 to 1997 x |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.
But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves
Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x
CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?
It's on offer at Suoerdrug
It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why
I quite liked 1995 to 1997 x"
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"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.
But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves
Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x
CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?
It's on offer at Suoerdrug
It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why
I quite liked 1995 to 1997 x
Are those the vintage years? "
I had an absolute blast back then. I never had so much money (comparatively) and so much unadulterated fun. |
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There are 2 of us:
Day before or same day get nails done and hair cut if required.
Clean place and ensure that it is spotless in the event that things move back home.
Ensure that drinks, ice, condoms and lube are plentiful.
On the day:
select clothes to wear and shoes.
Shower including all over shave except for top of head, wash hair and exfoliate.
Dry naturally as possible.
Do hair and then teeth including mouthwash.
Make up and then deodorant and moisturiser especially in those areas that need to be kept smoothe.
Often a little play with each other to get us excited.
Dress.
Have a little drink.
Double check that the meet is going ahead.
Finally perfume/cologne and head on out. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.
But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves
Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x
CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?
It's on offer at Suoerdrug
It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why
I quite liked 1995 to 1997 x
Are those the vintage years?
I had an absolute blast back then. I never had so much money (comparatively) and so much unadulterated fun."
Where as now you are just skint. |
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"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.
But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves
Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x
CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?
It's on offer at Suoerdrug
It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why
I quite liked 1995 to 1997 x
Are those the vintage years?
I had an absolute blast back then. I never had so much money (comparatively) and so much unadulterated fun.
Where as now you are just skint. "
Comparatively, yes (three kids an ex w do that to you ) |
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Hair is the biggest chore, so normally that gets done the day before.
Bath, body scrub, shave legs, moisturise.
Minimal make up, I only do brows, mascara and lippy most of the time. Occasionally I'll put eye shadow on.
Get dressed, perfume... Probably a couple of hours all in. 3 at the most! I'm not sure how much notice they really take lol |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.
But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves
Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x
CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?
It's on offer at Suoerdrug
It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why
I quite liked 1995 to 1997 x
Are those the vintage years?
I had an absolute blast back then. I never had so much money (comparatively) and so much unadulterated fun.
Where as now you are just skint.
Comparatively, yes (three kids an ex w do that to you )"
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