chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

right come on gives a laff whats the worst and best chat up lines you've either used or heard

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a gd driver ??? well back on to this !!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is your dad a theif?? "

"well who stole the starts out the sky and put them in your eyes !"

Puke !

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do they miss you in Heaven my angel? YUK

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow what a fantastic arse.. hope you don't fart while I kiss it !!

By *tarkersandcrutchCouple over a year ago

TELFORD

Nice shoes....fancy a fuck

By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cause I can see myself in them.

By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Fancy a fuck. Though strangely it always worked every time I used it.