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Important Question .... Naked Attraction

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If I put the t.v. on and Naked Attraction comes on ......

Have I been sent unsolicited dick pics....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooooooo naughty naughty

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Only if they're ugly.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cant escape the willy's Gc

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

No, you can always change the channel. Besides, there are fannys as well as dicks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No just a gateway to penis heaven.. lucky gal.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Depends if you turn it off or start flicking the bean.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I put the TV on and Gogglebox comes on and Naked Attraction is featured, have I been sent an unsolicited dick pic?

After all, I wasn’t expecting it.

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Yes you should complain to ofcom immediately.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Unless they're holding it over a dirty bowl in a disabled toilet I don't think you can complain

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Only if they're ugly.

LvM"

Yeah ...... ban the ugly ones

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yes you should complain to ofcock immediately.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes you should complain to ofcum immediately.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No, you can always change the channel. Besides, there are fannys as well as dicks."

True. So .... can we tell the recipients of unsolicited dic pics that they can 'just throw them away' ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If I put the TV on and Gogglebox comes on and Naked Attraction is featured, have I been sent an unsolicited dick pic?

After all, I wasn’t expecting it.

I was aghast at that. Naked Attraction has become even worse than it was.... unbelievably gross .

Not offensive, just gross and thinly veiled tittilation .... cockilation and mingeilation ......

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"No, you can always change the channel. Besides, there are fannys as well as dicks.

True. So .... can we tell the recipients of unsolicited dic pics that they can 'just throw them away' ?"

Tell them what ever you like GC, we are humbled by you experience and wisdom.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I put the TV on and Gogglebox comes on and Naked Attraction is featured, have I been sent an unsolicited dick pic?

After all, I wasn’t expecting it.

I was aghast at that. Naked Attraction has become even worse than it was.... unbelievably gross .

Not offensive, just gross and thinly veiled tittilation .... cockilation and mingeilation ...... "

How can it get any worse?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If I put the TV on and Gogglebox comes on and Naked Attraction is featured, have I been sent an unsolicited dick pic?

After all, I wasn’t expecting it.

I was aghast at that. Naked Attraction has become even worse than it was.... unbelievably gross .

Not offensive, just gross and thinly veiled tittilation .... cockilation and mingeilation ......

How can it get any worse? "

They glittered their bits and did a cock flicking ,ass twirling, bollock wobbling thrash about.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If I put the TV on and Gogglebox comes on and Naked Attraction is featured, have I been sent an unsolicited dick pic?

After all, I wasn’t expecting it.

I was aghast at that. Naked Attraction has become even worse than it was.... unbelievably gross .

Not offensive, just gross and thinly veiled tittilation .... cockilation and mingeilation ......

How can it get any worse? "

Maybe we could have a Starfish Attraction where contestants choose their partner by judging their gaping arse holes..... preceded by a sniff test.

That would be slightly worse...

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

"Yes you should complain to ofcock immediately.

Wish I'd thought of that pmsl.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yes you should complain to ofcock immediately.

Wish I'd thought of that pmsl."

You did! Banter requires a seed to be planted x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I put the TV on and Gogglebox comes on and Naked Attraction is featured, have I been sent an unsolicited dick pic?

After all, I wasn’t expecting it.

I was aghast at that. Naked Attraction has become even worse than it was.... unbelievably gross .

Not offensive, just gross and thinly veiled tittilation .... cockilation and mingeilation ......

How can it get any worse?

Maybe we could have a Starfish Attraction where contestants choose their partner by judging their gaping arse holes..... preceded by a sniff test.

That would be slightly worse... "

I've never watched Naked Atrraction, but I would def watcg Starfish Attraction. It would be a winner. "Let's see what's up the arsehole of number 2..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to say though, some of the boabies they have on that tv show should be classed as weapons and not parts of the body!

It’s a good tv show, cringey as hell but I love the confidence people show.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No, you can always change the channel. Besides, there are fannys as well as dicks.

True. So .... can we tell the recipients of unsolicited dic pics that they can 'just throw them away' ?

Tell them what ever you like GC, we are humbled by you experience and wisdom."

You must be exceedingly humble........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If I put the TV on and Gogglebox comes on and Naked Attraction is featured, have I been sent an unsolicited dick pic?

After all, I wasn’t expecting it.

I was aghast at that. Naked Attraction has become even worse than it was.... unbelievably gross .

Not offensive, just gross and thinly veiled tittilation .... cockilation and mingeilation ......

How can it get any worse?

Maybe we could have a Starfish Attraction where contestants choose their partner by judging their gaping arse holes..... preceded by a sniff test.

That would be slightly worse...

I've never watched Naked Atrraction, but I would def watcg Starfish Attraction. It would be a winner. "Let's see what's up the arsehole of number 2...""

Get that patented now! Then a backer....... no pun intented. We have a business !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, you can always change the channel. Besides, there are fannys as well as dicks.

True. So .... can we tell the recipients of unsolicited dic pics that they can 'just throw them away' ?

Tell them what ever you like GC, we are humbled by you experience and wisdom."

Pfft speak for yourself. I love her the most, but she's still a twonk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I put the TV on and Gogglebox comes on and Naked Attraction is featured, have I been sent an unsolicited dick pic?

After all, I wasn’t expecting it.

I was aghast at that. Naked Attraction has become even worse than it was.... unbelievably gross .

Not offensive, just gross and thinly veiled tittilation .... cockilation and mingeilation ......

How can it get any worse?

Maybe we could have a Starfish Attraction where contestants choose their partner by judging their gaping arse holes..... preceded by a sniff test.

That would be slightly worse...

I've never watched Naked Atrraction, but I would def watcg Starfish Attraction. It would be a winner. "Let's see what's up the arsehole of number 2..."

Get that patented now! Then a backer....... no pun intented. We have a business !"

Sadly VIZ comic already had the idea decades ago. It's called "Up the Arsehole" and was presented by Riger Mellie. True story

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

We want GC on Naked Attraction

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

You got what you deserved for not checking the TV Times.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I put the TV on and Gogglebox comes on and Naked Attraction is featured, have I been sent an unsolicited dick pic?

After all, I wasn’t expecting it.

I was aghast at that. Naked Attraction has become even worse than it was.... unbelievably gross .

Not offensive, just gross and thinly veiled tittilation .... cockilation and mingeilation ......

How can it get any worse?

They glittered their bits and did a cock flicking ,ass twirling, bollock wobbling thrash about. "

I saw that one!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

They should censor them out with aubergine and peach emojis.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Unless they're holding it over a dirty bowl in a disabled toilet I don't think you can complain "

What if they have a RADAR key?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"If I put the t.v. on and Naked Attraction comes on ......

Have I been sent unsolicited dick pics...."

You wish

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