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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you could trade bodies, who would you pick?
can be a forumite, or a public figure dead or alive x 
At the moment I’d get Sydney Sweeney cos she’s my girl crush obsession
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Theres only 1 person id trade with
And the answer is….? quick question is it just i get there body or swap lives too?
Just body x "
oh thats so disappointing then il stick with what i got then theres nobody better  |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Myself.
Why would I wish to have someone else's body; on an evolutionary timescale, it has taken 15,000,000,000 (fifteen billion years) to reach the state of perfect functionality that my body and mind represent. They work together in perfect harmony.
It is folly to wish for another humans carcass an central processing unit.
Why have I come to this (arrogant) conclusion?
For years I was in a toxic dysfunctional relationship wherein the other person criticised relentlessly every aspect of my body and mind and my behaviour.
I only began to really appreciate and value me, as an individual, when I got rid of him, when he got married; a wedding which I boycotted!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Myself.
Why would I wish to have someone else's body; on an evolutionary timescale, it has taken 15,000,000,000 (fifteen billion years) to reach the state of perfect functionality that my body and mind represent. They work together in perfect harmony.
It is folly to wish for another humans carcass an central processing unit.
Why have I come to this (arrogant) conclusion?
For years I was in a toxic dysfunctional relationship wherein the other person criticised relentlessly every aspect of my body and mind and my behaviour.
I only began to really appreciate and value me, as an individual, when I got rid of him, when he got married; a wedding which I boycotted!
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unless your an angel looking for a meat sack |
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"I'd trade bodies with a 25 year old version of me
All the same attributes I have today just with a little more hair and without the aches and pains I feel in the morning "
Oh forgot to say minus the middle age spread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd trade bodies with a 25 year old version of me
All the same attributes I have today just with a little more hair and without the aches and pains I feel in the morning "
Exactly my point. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Theres only 1 person id trade with
And the answer is….? quick question is it just i get there body or swap lives too?
Just body x oh thats so disappointing then il stick with what i got then theres nobody better "
What about lives then? X |
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"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.
Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?
Do the things that lovers do.
Can I touch you?"
Yeah I'd take dieu's body, I'd go to Gregg's, get some sausage rolls, then come home and compare my arsehole to the end of the sausage rolls. I'd take some pics, then post them on fab and win this month's hot pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.
Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?
Do the things that lovers do.
Can I touch you?
Yeah I'd take dieu's body, I'd go to Gregg's, get some sausage rolls, then come home and compare my arsehole to the end of the sausage rolls. I'd take some pics, then post them on fab and win this month's hot pics. "
Actually howling! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.
Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?
Do the things that lovers do.
Can I touch you?"
Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean 
I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For one day only....the young 20 something female I saw walking along Byres Rd in Glasgow last summer. She was statuesque. Had men of all ages doing that bendy rubber neck thing that they do.....and a few 46yr old women too. |
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"Ryan Reynolds.
Then lock myself away and take lots of pictures and videos. "
What if I were to switch into your body and have Ryan have his way with me. That way you’ll have a better sense of how good it feels for any man lucky enough to join you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For one day only....the young 20 something female I saw walking along Byres Rd in Glasgow last summer. She was statuesque. Had men of all ages doing that bendy rubber neck thing that they do.....and a few 46yr old women too."
Aah, the beauty of youth. Sigh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan Reynolds.
Then lock myself away and take lots of pictures and videos.
What if I were to switch into your body and have Ryan have his way with me. That way you’ll have a better sense of how good it feels for any man lucky enough to join you "
I'm not my type. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually,
I’m changing my answer.
I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.
Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For one day only....the young 20 something female I saw walking along Byres Rd in Glasgow last summer. She was statuesque. Had men of all ages doing that bendy rubber neck thing that they do.....and a few 46yr old women too.
Aah, the beauty of youth. Sigh."
Yep. Best thing was the wee stunner seemed oblivious which just made her even more beautiful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually,
I’m changing my answer.
I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.
Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.
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And say ‘oh, don’t worry, the women love a dad bod’. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan Reynolds.
Then lock myself away and take lots of pictures and videos.
What if I were to switch into your body and have Ryan have his way with me. That way you’ll have a better sense of how good it feels for any man lucky enough to join you "
This is weird for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually,
I’m changing my answer.
I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.
Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.
And say ‘oh, don’t worry, the women love a dad bod’."
Innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually,
I’m changing my answer.
I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.
Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.
And say ‘oh, don’t worry, the women love a dad bod’."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Actually,
I’m changing my answer.
I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.
Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.
And say ‘oh, don’t worry, the women love a dad bod’."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would love to to have the body of Cristiano Ronaldo
That's inspiration for a new thread...."If you could have the bank account of anyone...." "
Will you start it   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For one day only....the young 20 something female I saw walking along Byres Rd in Glasgow last summer. She was statuesque. Had men of all ages doing that bendy rubber neck thing that they do.....and a few 46yr old women too.
Aah, the beauty of youth. Sigh."
Only problem is, people are looking. I prefer to be unnoticed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one, because while my body isn't perfect, it is mine, a work in progress....I would not want to be anything other than me  "
I love your replies to these themed threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.
Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?
Do the things that lovers do.
Can I touch you?
Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean
I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old! "
this has made my morning! I do like Billy Ocean but if I went older I’d definitely go for the beautiful Mr Kravitz. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.
Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?
Do the things that lovers do.
Can I touch you?
Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean
I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!
this has made my morning! I do like Billy Ocean but if I went older I’d definitely go for the beautiful Mr Kravitz. "
Glad you appreciated my fuck up
Tell you what, you be Lenny (a much better choice  ) and I’ll be his beautiful daughter.
The ensuing role-play would be quite fitting for Fab  |
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"Actually,
I’m changing my answer.
I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.
Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.
And say ‘oh, don’t worry, the women love a dad bod’."
This is useful, and pertinent info x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.
Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?
Do the things that lovers do.
Can I touch you?
Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean
I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old! "
I did wonder but then thought it's be an in joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.
Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?
Do the things that lovers do.
Can I touch you?
Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean
I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!
this has made my morning! I do like Billy Ocean but if I went older I’d definitely go for the beautiful Mr Kravitz.
Glad you appreciated my fuck up
Tell you what, you be Lenny (a much better choice ) and I’ll be his beautiful daughter.
The ensuing role-play would be quite fitting for Fab "
. Sounds good to me. I love Zoe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.
Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?
Do the things that lovers do.
Can I touch you?
Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean
I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!
I did wonder but then thought it's be an in joke "
Now makes me think if every time I’ve mentioned Frank Ocean someone has thought I meant Billy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.
Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?
Do the things that lovers do.
Can I touch you?
Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean
I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old! "
Sniggering here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz "
Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.
Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?
Do the things that lovers do.
Can I touch you?
Yeah I'd take dieu's body, I'd go to Gregg's, get some sausage rolls, then come home and compare my arsehole to the end of the sausage rolls. I'd take some pics, then post them on fab and win this month's hot pics. "
 Jesus you fiend! |
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz
Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that "
She's a bit wooden. Your features look just right to me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could trade bodies, who would you pick?
can be a forumite, or a public figure dead or alive x
At the moment I’d get Sydney Sweeney cos she’s my girl crush obsession
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I'd love to swap into yours for a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz
Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that "
She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Which dress?
The green atonement one "
Ah right. Googled it
NAH stick with the fantastic bod that you already have.
01/03/2022 Photo proves my point. Very sexy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz
Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that
She's a bit wooden. Your features look just right to me x"
 thanks! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz
Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that
She's a bit wooden. Your features look just right to me x"
Message just in from someone called Keira asking to borrow midnight's body. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz
Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that
She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug!"
Indeed.. Imagine the fun you could have with those pursed lips I'd have more spankings than hot dinners |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Which dress?
The green atonement one
Ah right. Googled it
NAH stick with the fantastic bod that you already have.
01/03/2022 Photo proves my point. Very sexy. "
Oh thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz
Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that
She's a bit wooden. Your features look just right to me x
Message just in from someone called Keira asking to borrow midnight's body. "
ROFL... As if.. she can have it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz
Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that
She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug!
Indeed.. Imagine the fun you could have with those pursed lips I'd have more spankings than hot dinners"
Nope I only want to slap her! She seems quite nice too damn it. I guess she can't help talking with her lips. |
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"Holly willowby x
Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)
Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track..."
Keep up Geraldine, or I'll have to come around and tell you off x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Which dress?
The green atonement one
Ah right. Googled it
NAH stick with the fantastic bod that you already have.
01/03/2022 Photo proves my point. Very sexy.
Oh thank you "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Holly willowby x
Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)
Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...
Keep up Geraldine, or I'll have to come around and tell you off x"
Watch it or I will be tracking your typos too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you could trade bodies, who would you pick?
can be a forumite, or a public figure dead or alive x
At the moment I’d get Sydney Sweeney cos she’s my girl crush obsession
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No one tbh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also gonna say Zoe Kravitz too cos she’s a little minx "
Was saying to my friend that if I was Batman and She wanted me to run away with her, God help the people of Gotham. . She’s so beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz
Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that
She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug!
Indeed.. Imagine the fun you could have with those pursed lips I'd have more spankings than hot dinners
Nope I only want to slap her! She seems quite nice too damn it. I guess she can't help talking with her lips. "
When I've swapped I'll let you put duct tape over my mouth and a hood over my head so you don't have to look at that smugness |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.
Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?
Do the things that lovers do.
Can I touch you?
Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean
I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!
Sniggering here "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz
Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that
She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug!
Indeed.. Imagine the fun you could have with those pursed lips I'd have more spankings than hot dinners
Nope I only want to slap her! She seems quite nice too damn it. I guess she can't help talking with her lips.
When I've swapped I'll let you put duct tape over my mouth and a hood over my head so you don't have to look at that smugness "
So thoughtful!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Holly willowby x
Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)
Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...
Nope definately not a typo.  "
No? I think you're fibbing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress
Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz
Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that
She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug!
Indeed.. Imagine the fun you could have with those pursed lips I'd have more spankings than hot dinners
Nope I only want to slap her! She seems quite nice too damn it. I guess she can't help talking with her lips.
When I've swapped I'll let you put duct tape over my mouth and a hood over my head so you don't have to look at that smugness
So thoughtful!! "
I know.. She said smugly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X"
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Holly willowby x
Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)
Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...
Nope definately not a typo.
No? I think you're fibbing..."
As if. |
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea."
Hmm.....not quite sure that's a bargain, but can I watch x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
Oh Fuckkkkkkkkkk there is a God. "
Yup, and her name is literally Dieu x |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea."
What would need cleaned up? |
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.
What would need cleaned up? "
Baby oil....obviously |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Holly willowby x
Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)
Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...
Nope definately not a typo.
No? I think you're fibbing...
As if. "
It's "definitely" a typo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.
What would need cleaned up? "
Dieu.. She needs hosing down |
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over a year ago
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"Holly willowby x
Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)
Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...
Nope definately not a typo.
No? I think you're fibbing...
As if.
It's "definitely" a typo. "
That is the correct spelling of the word. Line of duty will have you believe otherwise. |
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.
What would need cleaned up?
Dieu.. She needs hosing down "
That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two … |
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.
What would need cleaned up?
Dieu.. She needs hosing down
That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …"
.......gets coat x |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.
What would need cleaned up?
Dieu.. She needs hosing down
That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …"
Can I be the towel boy. |
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.
What would need cleaned up?
Dieu.. She needs hosing down
That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …"
Stop this thread it tooo sexy - in my mind all day now. |
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.
What would need cleaned up?
Dieu.. She needs hosing down
That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …
Can I be the towel boy. "
Go on then. No peeking though |
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"Holly willowby x
Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)
Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...
Nope definately not a typo.
No? I think you're fibbing...
As if.
It's "definitely" a typo.
That is the correct spelling of the word. Line of duty will have you believe otherwise. "
Definitely is the correct English spelling in any dictionary. Can't speak for Scottish ones. Obvs.
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.
What would need cleaned up?
Dieu.. She needs hosing down
That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …
Stop this thread it tooo sexy - in my mind all day now. "
Oops, sorry |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Holly willowby x
Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)
Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...
Nope definately not a typo.
No? I think you're fibbing...
As if.
It's "definitely" a typo.
That is the correct spelling of the word. Line of duty will have you believe otherwise.
Definitely is the correct English spelling in any dictionary. Can't speak for Scottish ones. Obvs.
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We do have the odd word that we spell differently. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.
What would need cleaned up?
Dieu.. She needs hosing down
That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …
Can I be the towel boy.
Go on then. No peeking though "
I won't be peeking!!!  |
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"Not sure. Probably Beyoncé. Always thought she had the perfect figure in my eyes. "
Oh hello there? Did I say I’d swap my body with Jay Z’s? Anyway I guess that means we’re like… together? |
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Can I keep my face? I think my face on Usain Bolt's body would be weird but fun and I would go for a run and everybody would be like wow that's fast and then hopefully I'd keep some of the muscle memory and get faster at running when I get my body back. |
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"Can I keep my face? I think my face on Usain Bolt's body would be weird but fun and I would go for a run and everybody would be like wow that's fast and then hopefully I'd keep some of the muscle memory and get faster at running when I get my body back. "
damn it il never catch up now ffs  |
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"Can I keep my face? I think my face on Usain Bolt's body would be weird but fun and I would go for a run and everybody would be like wow that's fast and then hopefully I'd keep some of the muscle memory and get faster at running when I get my body back. damn it il never catch up now ffs "
I'll catch you and bum you with Usain's body and my face but it's OK because I've got a nice face. |
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"Can I keep my face? I think my face on Usain Bolt's body would be weird but fun and I would go for a run and everybody would be like wow that's fast and then hopefully I'd keep some of the muscle memory and get faster at running when I get my body back. damn it il never catch up now ffs
I'll catch you and bum you with Usain's body and my face but it's OK because I've got a nice face. "
wheres that crying emoji at |
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"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.
She could be me. And then we’d go to bed
She's OK. Can I come too? X
Nope. She is all mine.
You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.
What would need cleaned up?
Dieu.. She needs hosing down
That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …
.......gets coat x"
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