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"Having cream doughnuts thrown at your prick by a cheap hooker as you parade naked in your bowler hat." That is awfully specific something your not telling us Lord Byron? | |||
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"Going left on a BA airbus A380 " I always go left | |||
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" only shopping in Waitrose " That’s middle class: the upper class don’t do their own food shopping. They have staff that do that. | |||
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"Going left on a BA airbus A380 I always go left " Lucky!!! I only went left once and it was unreal x | |||
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"Going left on a BA airbus A380 I always go left Lucky!!! I only went left once and it was unreal x " glad you enjoyed now your posh | |||
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"Having cream doughnuts thrown at your prick by a cheap hooker as you parade naked in your bowler hat. That is awfully specific something your not telling us Lord Byron?" From a true confession by a lady in London. | |||
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"Yoga retreats and gong baths. " Wtf is a gong bath? | |||
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"Yoga retreats and gong baths. Wtf is a gong bath? " Pfffft peasant. | |||
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"Yoga retreats and gong baths. Wtf is a gong bath? " You just lie down and listen to someone play a gong for an hour. It's a form of meditation. | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you " The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too | |||
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"Going left on a BA airbus A380 I always go left Lucky!!! I only went left once and it was unreal x glad you enjoyed now your posh " Whoopieeeee x | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too " | |||
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"Going left on a BA airbus A380 " That’s being wealthy though, not upper class. Upper class means never looking down on others | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too " Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one! | |||
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"Going left on a BA airbus A380 That’s being wealthy though, not upper class. Upper class means never looking down on others" Yeah, there’s a lot of stereotyping going on here | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!" You own it? Wow, you're out of my league x | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!" I only own the right wing of my house. Practically a pauper! | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!" An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea? | |||
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"Going left on a BA airbus A380 That’s being wealthy though, not upper class. Upper class means never looking down on others Yeah, there’s a lot of stereotyping going on here " There are. Lol | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one! An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea? " Och, enough you. It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know | |||
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"If you drink your tea with your pinky out " Isn't that called flashing? | |||
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"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed!" In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb x | |||
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"Having a family crest " Well that makes me upper class then.....fuck | |||
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"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed! In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb x" Ha ha, true! | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!" You are upper class then Many only have a room or two for private use in their houses open to the public now. | |||
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"Having a family crest Well that makes me upper class then.....fuck " My family (dad’s Italian side) got one too that dates back to the 1500s | |||
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"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed! In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb x Ha ha, true! " That's a mansion over here. | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one! An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea? Och, enough you. It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know " I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss | |||
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"Going left on a BA airbus A380 I always go left Lucky!!! I only went left once and it was unreal x glad you enjoyed now your posh " I always go left when getting on a plane | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one! An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea? Och, enough you. It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss " x | |||
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"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed! In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb x Ha ha, true! That's a mansion over here. " Four bed house in Hyndland, right? | |||
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"Having a family crest Well that makes me upper class then.....fuck My family (dad’s Italian side) got one too that dates back to the 1500s " I've no idea when mine dates back to although it is in my surname not just bloodline | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one! An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea? Och, enough you. It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss x" She's proper hard. Straight outta Niddrie x | |||
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"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed! In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb x Ha ha, true! That's a mansion over here. Four bed house in Hyndland, right? " No no my good fellow, futher out the boulevard. | |||
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"Having a ladder on wheels in your own library #lifegoals" Oh, this is the dream. | |||
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"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed! In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb x Ha ha, true! That's a mansion over here. Four bed house in Hyndland, right? No no my good fellow, futher out the boulevard. " Knightswood? Proper posh | |||
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"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed! In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb x Ha ha, true! That's a mansion over here. Four bed house in Hyndland, right? No no my good fellow, futher out the boulevard. Knightswood? Proper posh " One couldn't possibly comment but if I was to mention a certain percussion instrument. | |||
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"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed! In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb x Ha ha, true! That's a mansion over here. Four bed house in Hyndland, right? No no my good fellow, futher out the boulevard. Knightswood? Proper posh One couldn't possibly comment but if I was to mention a certain percussion instrument. " Ah, got you! | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one! An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea? Och, enough you. It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss x She's proper hard. Straight outta Niddrie x" Drinks whiskey neat and chins bouncers | |||
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"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners" I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners. Will you let me off? | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one! An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea? Och, enough you. It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss x She's proper hard. Straight outta Niddrie x Drinks whiskey neat and chins bouncers " Ahem, voddy thanks! Or Russian water, as I prefer to call it. | |||
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"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners. Will you let me off? " Burberry nooooo. That's what the neds wear. | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one! An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea? Och, enough you. It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss x She's proper hard. Straight outta Niddrie x Drinks whiskey neat and chins bouncers Ahem, voddy thanks! Or Russian water, as I prefer to call it. " I notice you didn’t deny the bit about chinning bouncers though | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one! An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea? Och, enough you. It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss x She's proper hard. Straight outta Niddrie x Drinks whiskey neat and chins bouncers Ahem, voddy thanks! Or Russian water, as I prefer to call it. I notice you didn’t deny the bit about chinning bouncers though " Ha ha ha! | |||
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"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners. Will you let me off? " Go on....only you though x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over) | |||
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"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners. Will you let me off? Burberry nooooo. That's what the neds wear. " No ye daftie, it’s Barbour | |||
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"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners. Will you let me off? Go on....only you though x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over)" I hate putting people out! I’m the kind of person that holiday cleaners love | |||
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"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners. Will you let me off? Go on....only you though x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over) I hate putting people out! I’m the kind of person that holiday cleaners love " You hoover before you go, don't you? x | |||
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"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners. Will you let me off? Go on....only you though x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over) I hate putting people out! I’m the kind of person that holiday cleaners love You hoover before you go, don't you? x" Maybe And strip the beds too | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you " That’s “upper middle class”. Upper class schools are 45k and up | |||
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"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners. Will you let me off? Go on....only you though x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over) I hate putting people out! I’m the kind of person that holiday cleaners love You hoover before you go, don't you? x Maybe And strip the beds too " You say strip..... x | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you That’s “upper middle class”. Upper class schools are 45k and up " I defer to your superior knowledge of the subject | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you That’s “upper middle class”. Upper class schools are 45k and up " It's Edinburgh. That's one term x | |||
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"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners. Will you let me off? Burberry nooooo. That's what the neds wear. No ye daftie, it’s Barbour " Oh oh. One better get One's people to take a few things to the charity emporium. | |||
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"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners. Will you let me off? Go on....only you though x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over) I hate putting people out! I’m the kind of person that holiday cleaners love You hoover before you go, don't you? x Maybe And strip the beds too You say strip..... x" Calm down fella. | |||
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"Not having to ask what things cost. " I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags. | |||
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"Not having to ask what things cost. I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags. " I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!' | |||
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"Not having to ask what things cost. I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags. I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!' " Do you know the Fife equivalent? | |||
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"Not having to ask what things cost. I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags. I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!' Do you know the Fife equivalent? " No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth | |||
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"Having best friends called Johnty and Tarquin" Or Jeremy. Funny thing, I have never known a nice Jeremy. | |||
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"They always choose the Top Hat when playing Monopoly " I always choose the artillery piece, but I guess that says more about me than anything | |||
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"Having best friends called Johnty and Tarquin Or Jeremy. Funny thing, I have never known a nice Jeremy." I don't think I've ever known a Jeremy lol | |||
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"Having best friends called Johnty and Tarquin Or Jeremy. Funny thing, I have never known a nice Jeremy. I don't think I've ever known a Jeremy lol" That’s a good thing! | |||
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"Having best friends called Johnty and Tarquin Or Jeremy. Funny thing, I have never known a nice Jeremy. I don't think I've ever known a Jeremy lol That’s a good thing!" Beadle. He was OK x | |||
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"Having best friends called Johnty and Tarquin Or Jeremy. Funny thing, I have never known a nice Jeremy. I don't think I've ever known a Jeremy lol That’s a good thing! Beadle. He was OK x" True. I think I was referring to real life Jeremys | |||
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"When you pay millions to a lady you've never met because you loved pizza that much you couldn't sweat " Took me a minute but I got there | |||
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"Not having to ask what things cost. I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags. I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!' Do you know the Fife equivalent? No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth " Just in the less salubrious parts. | |||
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"Not having to ask what things cost. I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags. I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!' Do you know the Fife equivalent? No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth Just in the less salubrious parts. " Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you | |||
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"Not having to ask what things cost. I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags. I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!' Do you know the Fife equivalent? No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth Just in the less salubrious parts. Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you " St Andrews. | |||
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"My real name John is just a pseudonym My actual name is Godfrey Humphrey Farquharson-Smythe" Is that the 2nd… or the 3rd??? The 3rd was a mate… he just goes by “G” these days | |||
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"Not having to ask what things cost. I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags. I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!' Do you know the Fife equivalent? No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth Just in the less salubrious parts. Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you St Andrews. " Spoilsport | |||
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"Not having to ask what things cost. I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags. I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!' Do you know the Fife equivalent? No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth Just in the less salubrious parts. Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you St Andrews. Spoilsport " And it is quite upmarket. | |||
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"Not having to ask what things cost. I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags. I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!' Do you know the Fife equivalent? No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth Just in the less salubrious parts. Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you St Andrews. Spoilsport And it is quite upmarket. " I'm at the arse end of Fife, literally | |||
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"Not having to ask what things cost. I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags. I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!' Do you know the Fife equivalent? No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth Just in the less salubrious parts. Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you St Andrews. Spoilsport And it is quite upmarket. I'm at the arse end of Fife, literally " Yip. | |||
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" " Usually having shocking taste in fashion seems the more money people have the less dress sense. Having a town house and a country house with at least 3 gun dog's. Having staff that maintains said country house. Driving a land rover defender or discovery and not giving a crap about fuel costs. Having a family home in France , Italy or both. 3 -4 holidays a year usually involves at least a two week skiing trip to St Moritz. Being sent off to boarding school from the age of 5 and only seeing parents once or twice a year. And obviously the obligatory "gap yare" after uni before starting life as a professional socialite. | |||
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"My bosses daughter. I asked her what her school was like. She said it was just like any other school, quite boring but her favourite thing was playing Polo " They play polo at my local comp! They just stop traffic on the mini roundabout to let them play thru… | |||
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" Usually having shocking taste in fashion seems the more money people have the less dress sense. Having a town house and a country house with at least 3 gun dog's. Having staff that maintains said country house. Driving a land rover defender or discovery and not giving a crap about fuel costs. Having a family home in France , Italy or both. 3 -4 holidays a year usually involves at least a two week skiing trip to St Moritz. Being sent off to boarding school from the age of 5 and only seeing parents once or twice a year. And obviously the obligatory "gap yare" after uni before starting life as a professional socialite." That's an episode of Midsomer Murders surely | |||
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"Knowing the list of meals in a day that the staff serve are Breakfast Brunch Luncheon High tea Dinner Supper Oh ... and knowing that the name St John exists and is pronounced "sinjin"" You forgot the best one of the day… elevensies! | |||
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"Knowing the list of meals in a day that the staff serve are Breakfast Brunch Luncheon High tea Dinner Supper Oh ... and knowing that the name St John exists and is pronounced "sinjin" You forgot the best one of the day… elevensies! " No no ... elevenses was created by the peasants to make them appear more upper class ... elevenses falls under "brunch" tsk | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you That’s “upper middle class”. Upper class schools are 45k and up It's Edinburgh. That's one term x" I assumed we were talking terms x | |||
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"As for all the comments above....... money cannot buy class. If you are a cunt you are a cunt - a poor cunt or a cunt with money. It's all cunt. " I don’t think anyone suggested it was only about money. Though the question was about upper class so the presumption was one of wealth as well as etiquette, given that the OP posted about observable behaviour. Can’t imagine sweating like a dock worker would be one of this markers though. | |||
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"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too Truly, I’m not They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one! An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea? Och, enough you. It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know " Caviar is the hors d’ouevre | |||
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"Wiping my arse with £50 notes " You wipe your own arse? How “common” | |||
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"I'll just ask the butler " Room service | |||
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"Hummous and tins of beans with sausages in their cupboard" Err....I have tins if beans and sausage, and haven't got two halfpennies to my name x | |||
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"Hummous and tins of beans with sausages in their cupboard Err....I have tins if beans and sausage, and haven't got two halfpennies to my name x" Neither has the Queen if you believe the hype | |||
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"Hummous and tins of beans with sausages in their cupboard Err....I have tins if beans and sausage, and haven't got two halfpennies to my name x Neither has the Queen if you believe the hype " My Palace is bigger....than the gatehouse, just x | |||
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"Going left on a BA airbus A380 " Not going left or right…. Boarding your own.. | |||
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"An Aga. And a summer oven. " Ohhhh we may be moving home soon and it has a very traditional Aga. Does that mean we will be moving to upper class? | |||
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"An Aga. And a summer oven. Ohhhh we may be moving home soon and it has a very traditional Aga. Does that mean we will be moving to upper class? " Oooh very nice If you do get one make sure the flue is cleaned before you use it, just in case x | |||
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"An Aga. And a summer oven. " Nah, my grandparents had an aga and they were anything but upper class | |||
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"An Aga. And a summer oven. Ohhhh we may be moving home soon and it has a very traditional Aga. Does that mean we will be moving to upper class? Oooh very nice If you do get one make sure the flue is cleaned before you use it, just in case there's a small boy up there sweeping the chimney x" This is great advice. ^ Winston | |||
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"Stuffed animals, or suits of armour around the house " I’m very rich then because I have tonnes of stuffed animals! Oh wait, you mean like taxidermy not the kids teddies | |||
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" only shopping in Waitrose That’s middle class: the upper class don’t do their own food shopping. They have staff that do that. " I need to stop slumming it then | |||
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