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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 weeks - is that all? Lightweight!
6 long years I went without sex and I was married at the time. Made up for the loss when I ended the marriage! (lots of reasons contributed). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 weeks - is that all? Lightweight!
6 long years I went without sex and I was married at the time. Made up for the loss when I ended the marriage! (lots of reasons contributed). "
Your marriage sounded like mine, ain't it great once divorced |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went without for four years once and had only had it three times in 7 years - and I was living with my partner! I laugh at two weeks
It’s not funny ?! "
Kinda is though. Two weeks is amateurish to say the least |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vaseline up and stick it in the sofa..
You're welcome.
What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there "
Adds to the friction you'll love it. Unless your allergic, then you might want to finish quickly. |
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"Vaseline up and stick it in the sofa..
You're welcome.
What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there
Adds to the friction you'll love it. Unless your allergic, then you might want to finish quickly."
I hope your sofa practices safe sex btw ! |
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up "
Is it like with earrings - if you leave them out too long your holes can seal themselves? What a dreadful thing to happen. Men, you are required! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task "
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
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Is it a job for two? |
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
Is it a job for two? "
Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.
Better get that sorted then. Death doesn't suit my skin colour x
Blue?
O live in Scotland. Most people are blue from the cold x"
and soaked to the skin. |
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"Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.
Better get that sorted then. Death doesn't suit my skin colour x
Blue?
O live in Scotland. Most people are blue from the cold x
and soaked to the skin. "
Shh....the tourist board won't like you telling the truth. It's all Heather and shortbread |
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
Is it a job for two?
Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have "
You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.
Better get that sorted then. Death doesn't suit my skin colour x
Blue?
O live in Scotland. Most people are blue from the cold x
and soaked to the skin.
Shh....the tourist board won't like you telling the truth. It's all Heather and shortbread "
You forgot the tartan and haggis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
Is it a job for two?
Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have
You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this "
Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse |
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"Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.
Better get that sorted then. Death doesn't suit my skin colour x
Blue?
O live in Scotland. Most people are blue from the cold x
and soaked to the skin.
Shh....the tourist board won't like you telling the truth. It's all Heather and shortbread
You forgot the tartan and haggis. "
You've been in Castle haven't you? |
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
Is it a job for two?
Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have
You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this
Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse "
She isn’t the only one |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
Is it a job for two?
Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have
You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this
Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse
She isn’t the only one "
You beat me to that OP. |
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
Is it a job for two?
Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have
You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this
Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse "
Seems a popular choice x |
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
Is it a job for two?
Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have
You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this
Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse "
Not completely true, I also want to see you dressed as a gladiator, dominatrix, anime queen, one of those bouncy T-rex inflatable costumes and not forgetting naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
Is it a job for two?
Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have
You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this "
Well if it’s those two. Absolutely I do |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there
Well then, you'll be locked n loaded like rachet and clank
I think this is the wrong site for that kind of action x"
Are you sure about that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
Is it a job for two?
Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have
You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this
Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse
Not completely true, I also want to see you dressed as a gladiator, dominatrix, anime queen, one of those bouncy T-rex inflatable costumes and not forgetting naked "
I want to dress up as all these!!! But particularly the T Tex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
Is it a job for two?
Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have
You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this
Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse
Not completely true, I also want to see you dressed as a gladiator, dominatrix, anime queen, one of those bouncy T-rex inflatable costumes and not forgetting naked
I want to dress up as all these!!! But particularly the T Tex "
Just buy a Jordan Pickford top |
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"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up
I have a speculum of you want to keep things open
Nurse Sophie will see you now
I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task
Is it a job for two?
Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have
You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this
Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse
Not completely true, I also want to see you dressed as a gladiator, dominatrix, anime queen, one of those bouncy T-rex inflatable costumes and not forgetting naked
I want to dress up as all these!!! But particularly the T Tex "
I'd love that to really happen |
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