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Dad bods or abbs ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the female equivalent of a dad bod? Because that’s what I’m choosing "
Haha I couldn’t think of a way to say it without it being taken disrespectfully |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"Not really bothered either way. If you can make me laugh and have a naughty twinkle in your eye then you’ll catch my interest.
What about if I blink really fast???"
Have you got something in your eye or having a seizure?  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Not really bothered either way. If you can make me laugh and have a naughty twinkle in your eye then you’ll catch my interest.
What about if I blink really fast???
Have you got something in your eye or having a seizure? "
I thought it was passion, but it looks like I was wrong.  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I have Abbs......they're just hidden 
Quite right mate. You wouldn't have enough hours in the day if you put them on display.
You're angling for a pint aren't you? OK, I'll buy "
And cocktails. We will split those.  |
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"I have Abbs......they're just hidden
Quite right mate. You wouldn't have enough hours in the day if you put them on display.
You're angling for a pint aren't you? OK, I'll buy
And cocktails. We will split those. "
Go on then! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I have Abbs......they're just hidden
Quite right mate. You wouldn't have enough hours in the day if you put them on display.
You're angling for a pint aren't you? OK, I'll buy
And cocktails. We will split those.
Go on then!"
Something fruity? |
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"I have Abbs......they're just hidden
Quite right mate. You wouldn't have enough hours in the day if you put them on display.
You're angling for a pint aren't you? OK, I'll buy
And cocktails. We will split those.
Go on then!
Something fruity? "
Nah, more a glayvar/cream bloke use to be a lovely polish joint up Tollcross did fantastic cocktails shut at covid and hasn't reopened  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I have Abbs......they're just hidden
Quite right mate. You wouldn't have enough hours in the day if you put them on display.
You're angling for a pint aren't you? OK, I'll buy
And cocktails. We will split those.
Go on then!
Something fruity?
Nah, more a glayvar/cream bloke use to be a lovely polish joint up Tollcross did fantastic cocktails shut at covid and hasn't reopened "
I get a nose bleed when I go that far east. |
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"I have Abbs......they're just hidden
Quite right mate. You wouldn't have enough hours in the day if you put them on display.
You're angling for a pint aren't you? OK, I'll buy
And cocktails. We will split those.
Go on then!
Something fruity?
Nah, more a glayvar/cream bloke use to be a lovely polish joint up Tollcross did fantastic cocktails shut at covid and hasn't reopened
I get a nose bleed when I go that far east. "
Understandable. I get that if I ever go to Lancashire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a dad bod/rugby build, but I wouldn’t be put off by abs. It’s who they are on that counts. "
There's your answer for you , it doesn't matter..it's who they're on . |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I have Abbs......they're just hidden
Quite right mate. You wouldn't have enough hours in the day if you put them on display.
You're angling for a pint aren't you? OK, I'll buy
And cocktails. We will split those.
Go on then!
Something fruity?
Nah, more a glayvar/cream bloke use to be a lovely polish joint up Tollcross did fantastic cocktails shut at covid and hasn't reopened
I get a nose bleed when I go that far east.
Understandable. I get that if I ever go to Lancashire "
Funnily enough I don't get that feeling when I go to the world's capital city.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had abs.
I’ve not had abs.
I can honestly say that in my entire 38 years I have NEVER EVER been in a situation where I’ve thought to myself “oh fuck…. If only I still had abs”.
Also when you die your muscles relax and you all look a fucking mess anyway.
Bazinga. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had abs.
I’ve not had abs.
I can honestly say that in my entire 38 years I have NEVER EVER been in a situation where I’ve thought to myself “oh fuck…. If only I still had abs”.
Also when you die your muscles relax and you all look a fucking mess anyway.
Bazinga."
You won't care when you die and you'll be covered up anyway but l get your point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had abs.
I’ve not had abs.
I can honestly say that in my entire 38 years I have NEVER EVER been in a situation where I’ve thought to myself “oh fuck…. If only I still had abs”.
Also when you die your muscles relax and you all look a fucking mess anyway.
Bazinga.
You won't care when you die and you'll be covered up anyway but l get your point."
Not with my naked and open casket funeral plans.
I want everybody to suffer as much as possible.
Heartache, disgust, grief, nausea.
I want it all! |
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"Can I vote for extra large dad bod 
Is 4xl big enough? 
Your in fella!
In the kebab shop. Lol
good lad
If 22 stone and a 54" chest isn't enough for the lady, then who knows??"
You've got a lot of loving to give! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Can I vote for extra large dad bod
Is 4xl big enough?
Your in fella!
In the kebab shop. Lol
good lad
If 22 stone and a 54" chest isn't enough for the lady, then who knows??
You've got a lot of loving to give!"
Cheers bruv. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I vote for extra large dad bod
Is 4xl big enough?
Your in fella!
In the kebab shop. Lol
good lad
If 22 stone and a 54" chest isn't enough for the lady, then who knows??"
Almost big enough for this lady ha ha, but definitely smaller than my usual preference  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Can I vote for extra large dad bod
Is 4xl big enough?
Your in fella!
In the kebab shop. Lol
good lad
If 22 stone and a 54" chest isn't enough for the lady, then who knows??
Almost big enough for this lady ha ha, but definitely smaller than my usual preference "
Maybe I'm worth a look at least |
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