In the bath

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm in the bath pretending to be a submarine. I got the periscope up, but it's not coming down. Think it needs servicing. Anyone?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hate baths and have a very real fear of submarines.

You're on your own.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s true.

She does.

It’s the semen.

On both counts.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes, they can be a right handful.