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What's the most stupid reason yo have a scar
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Physical i tried to put my dog in the shower it didnt like it and bit my hand
Emotional i was too loveable and addictive to be seen again being kryptonite to your own desire is a tough place to be but it must be done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The corner of a double glazed window caught my forearm
A dog who jumped up on me, caught my other forearm with her dew claw 
I sliced my pinkie on a broken glass pane for a picture, left a flap of skin, and just put a normal plaster on it. |
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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago
Gleam Street |
Got headbutted by a 2 year old wearing a baseball cap with a metal clip on the back... she threw her head back and I have a lovely scar across my eyelid... she's now 16 and has never been allowed to forget how she maimed me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was climbing over a barbed wire fence and slipped and was left hanging with barbed wire stuck in my bum cheek. Till my sister came to the rescue. "
I caught my leg on barbed wire and had to pull it out , it wasn’t a fun experience  |
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3rd
Cutting a length of metal compartment trunking.
Jigsaw hit the divider and bounced out and hit side of finger. Looked at my hand and thought I just pinched it as had a blood blister till I notice blood all over the place. Turned hand over to notice a 1-1/2 inch cut down side of finger.
Ouch. Stitches lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dancing on a table outside a pub on my 21st birthday. We'll kinda dancing. Until I fell off  "
Ooops I nearly did that too years ago,but someone caught me..Good job as was a 15 foot drop.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cutting ice cream with a knife in the cardboard tub. I’m not daft, thinks I, I’ll use a butter knife not a sharp one…. So yeah, torn flesh scars more easily than cleanly cut flesh… |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
Probably the one on my hand, accidentally stabbed myself with a steak knife while piercing potatoes, only small but it was deep bring heavy handed so resulted in me passing out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sold a Band saw on eBay when the guy come to buy it I wanted to show him it was working. I pushed the start button and nothing happened and being the dumb ass my wife called me I opened the side of the saw to see what was wrong and while my hand was in the machine it started. Well that hurt a lot and I almost fainted but my loving wife took over and sold the saw to the guy.
She loves me really lol |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
Errrm, 3 x barbed wire scars, 1 x axe to the gead scar, 1 x sitting on a parafin heater scar, 1 x dropping red hot poker on foot scar. Should I go on? 1 x ripping finger on nail scar, 1 x pencil scar, 1 x nail through foot scar. That will do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a scar on my calve from a rocking horse when I was a kid Sugar has a large scar on her bicep from trying to climb an old wrought iron fence and impaling her arm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fell head first into the milkcrate at nursery (showing my age there glass bottles back in the day before Maggie snatched the milk away  ) few years later another kid chucked a brick at my head Tee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mowed down by a car when I was 10, due to faulty traffic lights at a pelican crossing - green man came on for me, but lights stayed on green for the traffic. BAM! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Argument with a fridge
Argument with a parrot
Did you win either argument?
Nope, hence the scars 
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Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Argument with a fridge
Argument with a parrot
Did you win either argument?
Nope, hence the scars
Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you "
I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was stabbed with a pencil… ouch
Oh yeah I have a pencil lead mark in my hand . "
Me too!
Primary school. A boy jabbed a pencil at me because I didn't want to kiss him.
Still have the black mark in my left palm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trying to stop my kid brother snatching an open can of condensed milk out of my hand by gripping tight. The lid had been opened with a tin opener 3/4 of the way around and folded up. It sliced into the base of my thumb and across the end of my little finger 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Argument with a fridge
Argument with a parrot
Did you win either argument?
Nope, hence the scars
Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you
I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots )"
A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Argument with a fridge
Argument with a parrot
Did you win either argument?
Nope, hence the scars
Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you
I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots )
A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now."
I have a cow story too |
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I have a 6 inch scar on my right hip because of a hair cut.
Ok, technically it's because of a sneeze.
A sneeze that happened whilst I was driving round a 90 degree corner, in a classic mini. I may have hit an oncoming car and broke my femur but it was all because of a haircut that lead to a sneeze. |
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"I was stabbed with a pencil… ouch
Oh yeah I have a pencil lead mark in my hand .
Me too!
Primary school. A boy jabbed a pencil at me because I didn't want to kiss him.
Still have the black mark in my left palm. "
Oh yes I had a red pen stab tattoo. Think it's gone now after just checking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Argument with a fridge
Argument with a parrot
Did you win either argument?
Nope, hence the scars
Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you
I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots )
A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now.
I have a cow story too "
Interesting. I’d love to hear it.
I don’t trust them. They sit in fields eating magic mushrooms all day. There’s no way they’re of sound mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Argument with a fridge
Argument with a parrot
Did you win either argument?
Nope, hence the scars
Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you
I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots )
A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now.
I have a cow story too
Interesting. I’d love to hear it.
I don’t trust them. They sit in fields eating magic mushrooms all day. There’s no way they’re of sound mind."
Moody shitty bastards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Argument with a fridge
Argument with a parrot
Did you win either argument?
Nope, hence the scars
Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you
I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots )
A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now.
I have a cow story too
Interesting. I’d love to hear it.
I don’t trust them. They sit in fields eating magic mushrooms all day. There’s no way they’re of sound mind.
Moody shitty bastards "
We’re busy tonight but I want to hear this cow story. Mine isn’t as impressive as it sounds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chainsaw in my head
Left for dead in garden in wavertree
Say what now?..."
When I was seventeen used to work for guy in Cheshire he was cutting some large conifers then bang woke up in hospital itu twenty five stitches and two weeks in induced coma  |
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By *aulj69Man
over a year ago
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Wow I don't know where to start? Me and a friend went digging for Roman pottery, he put a garden fork through my foot? Lol. Another friends dog unbeknown to us had a brain tumour, I was d*unk and decided I was the dog whisperer? He mauled me. Lol. Another stand out one was that I decided that a huge golf umbrella would be a great parachute, jumped off my garage roof into a busy road and was hit by believe it or not a cyclist? Broke my wrist. Lol xx |
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Standing on a go kart, to climb on to a bar, to reach a wall, then jump off. Been doing it for about an hour and then the go kart moved and I flew against the corner of the wall, making contact with my forehead. That was 47 years ago and still remember it, plus the two trips to hospital |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I tried to catch the loft ladder when it was falling towards me as the pole to pull it down fell out of the loop. Any normal person would move out of the way, but I got a nice gouge on my thumb for my troubles. |
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Tried 2 cut a steel plate out of a fireplace using 9inch grinding blade .didn't realise got wrong blade in and grinder was upside down facing me .kicked and went straight through my top lip and nose .now got scare down nose lip and chin x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Argument with a fridge
Argument with a parrot
Did you win either argument?
Nope, hence the scars
Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you
I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots )
A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now.
I have a cow story too
Interesting. I’d love to hear it.
I don’t trust them. They sit in fields eating magic mushrooms all day. There’s no way they’re of sound mind.
Moody shitty bastards
We’re busy tonight but I want to hear this cow story. Mine isn’t as impressive as it sounds "
I’ll message you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've a eye brow scar from when I thought it was cool to have my brow pierced but then less than a, month of having in done caught the bar on my jumper and ripped it out
also a "C" shaped scar on my knee from getting superglue ony trousers and glueing myself to carpet when I was about 16 |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
Was laid down on the floor on a plastic mat as she rushed down stairs to get baby oil.
She rushed into the room knocked the internal door off the hinges.
I now have a perfect square scar on my right eyebrow.
Oh and three hours in A&E.
Still saved money on baby oil.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Daughter's Glastonbury party, when there was a brief opening in the lockdown period a couple of years ago.
Decided to drink everything I would drink in a weekend at Glastonbury in an afternoon.
Fell over, headbutted the corner of the conservatory windowsill. Went to hospital at about 11pm, got home at about 2am, then rejoined the party with 8 stitches and a perfect Harry Potter scar between my eyes |
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Tried to ride racer on handlebars and stear down tight alley into wall to try jump over. Nice scar down head.
One visible in sun is under eye another crazy bmx stunt nearly took eye out but scar faded well but in summer do show marks |
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Corner of my eye, fell out of top bunk onto the extended areal of a radio. Stitches under general anesthesia.
Under my eyebrows, walked into a swing. Stitches under local anesthesia.
On top of my hand, caught in the conveyor belt at an airport.
Across my knuckles, caught hand in the slamming of a sliding car door.
All childhood injuries.
Never broke a bone, been very lucky a couple of times otherwise - touch wood!!! |
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You know that story you are always told when you are in primary about the kid balancing on 2 legs of their chair falling off and cutting their head open?
Yup. I was that kid. Scar above my right eye where I smashed my head against the window clasp, 5 stitches. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He 9in angle grinder scar on forehead from cutting up a shipping container - scar on top of head fron using 16kg post rammer and various cuts on hands from knives..
She scar on head from fractured skull.. scar from broken collar bone ..scar from broken ankle all from horse riding ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a massive scar on my arm from where I ripped it along a barbed wire fence when I got off a birthday bus pissed for a piss; what a day out though!! |
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