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By *litterbabe OP Woman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

There once was a girl called Alice,

Used a dynamite stick as a phallus,

They found her vagina

in North Carolina and her arsehole in Buckingham Palace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young lady called Glitter

Who didn't like looking at litter

It gave her a frown

But when she bent down

To grab it, she showed off her shitter

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Stuck in a bathroom was a constipated Don

Whom a policeman once chanced upon

He called out "hey you

"Have you finished your poo?

"Now clean and return my baton"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a sex site called FAB

Where the guys had the gift of the gab

They’d soon arrange meets

To fumble in sheets

But wound alone in a cab

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

"There once was a girl called Alice,

Used a dynamite stick as a phallus,

They found her vagina

in North Carolina and her arsehole in Buckingham Palace"

A hilarious scene from The Crown. Thanks for the reminder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stuck in a bathroom was a constipated Don

Whom a policeman once chanced upon

He called out "hey you

"Have you finished your poo?

"Now clean and return my baton""

There once was a couple called Rick

Whose preference was plenty of dick

A bloke that they met

Made her happy and wet

Came so hard she was violently sick

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By *litterbabe OP Woman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"There was a young lady called Glitter

Who didn't like looking at litter

It gave her a frown

But when she bent down

To grab it, she showed off her shitter"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a busy succubus

Which swallowed up all the best of us

I wasn't paying attention

When things I daren't mention

Disappeared up my poor abused anus

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"There once was a busy succubus

Which swallowed up all the best of us

I wasn't paying attention

When things I daren't mention

Disappeared up my poor abused anus

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a busy succubus

Which swallowed up all the best of us

I wasn't paying attention

When things I daren't mention

Disappeared up my poor abused anus

Brilliant.

My muse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lady we all know as Meli

So famous she should be on telly

All men they adore her

The queen of the fora

So cool - a verbose Fonzarelli

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"A lady we all know as Meli

So famous she should be on telly

All men they adore her

The queen of the fora

So cool - a verbose Fonzarelli"

I'm going to print this off and keep it forever and ever.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Not mine….

There once was a man from China,

Who wasn't a very good climber,

He slipped on a rock, slit his cock,

And now he has a vagina!

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

"There once was a girl called Alice,

Used a dynamite stick as a phallus,

They found her vagina

in North Carolina and her arsehole in Buckingham Palace"

Needed this today thank you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

A lady named Lacey, to the fora she'd flock,

Her pictures had many as hard as a rock.

She'd give out advice,

And try to entice.

Just a shame that her pussy's a massive cock block.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man from Poole

Who had a red ring round his tool

So he went to the clinic

But the doctor a cynic

Said that’s only lipstick you fool

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Stuck in a bathroom was a constipated Don

Whom a policeman once chanced upon

He called out "hey you

"Have you finished your poo?

"Now clean and return my baton"

There once was a couple called Rick

Whose preference was plenty of dick

A bloke that they met

Made her happy and wet

Came so hard she was violently sick"

And you promised you'd never tell

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By *litterbabe OP Woman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

There was a young man from Brighton

Who thought he’d at last found a tight ‘un.

He said, “Oh my love,

It fits like a glove.”

Said she, “But you’re not in the right ‘un.

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