"Do I get to choose the bum? 
My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs  "
I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed  |
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"Do I get to choose the bum?
My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs
I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed "
In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum  |
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"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it 
I don’t know if you mean nibble the bum or the thing that’s going in your bum?  "
I’m expecting a bum in front of me, cheeks present and ready, the ‘thing’ will have to wait it’s turn |
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"Do I get to choose the bum?
My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs
I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed
In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum "
Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then  |
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"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it
I don’t know if you mean nibble the bum or the thing that’s going in your bum?
I’m expecting a bum in front of me, cheeks present and ready, the ‘thing’ will have to wait it’s turn "
good answer. I’m in |
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"Do I get to choose the bum?
My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs
I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed
In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum
Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then "
I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice |
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"Do I get to choose the bum?
My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs
I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed
In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum
Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then
I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice "
Damn. Oh well, it was still the best 105 seconds of my life  |
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"Do I get to choose the bum?
My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs
I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed
In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum
Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then
I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice
Damn. Oh well, it was still the best 105 seconds of my life "
Does this mean we’re at 3rd base now? |
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"Do I get to choose the bum?
My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs
I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed
In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum
Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then
I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice
Damn. Oh well, it was still the best 105 seconds of my life
Does this mean we’re at 3rd base now? "
Remind me, is that the one where I hold you down and let Saffron make you cry? |
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"Do I get to choose the bum?
My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs
I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed
In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum
Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then
I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice
Damn. Oh well, it was still the best 105 seconds of my life
Does this mean we’re at 3rd base now?
Remind me, is that the one where I hold you down and let Saffron make you cry?"
No, that’s 4th base. I don’t like 4th base  |
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"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it
I don’t know if you mean nibble the bum or the thing that’s going in your bum?
I’m expecting a bum in front of me, cheeks present and ready, the ‘thing’ will have to wait it’s turn
good answer. I’m in "
Brace yourself……. now what to start with, hand, paddle or crop |
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"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it
I don’t know if you mean nibble the bum or the thing that’s going in your bum?
I’m expecting a bum in front of me, cheeks present and ready, the ‘thing’ will have to wait it’s turn
good answer. I’m in
Brace yourself……. now what to start with, hand, paddle or crop "
Can I reconsider my first answer? |
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"Do I get to choose the bum?
My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs
I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed
In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum
Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then
I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice
Damn. Oh well, it was still the best 105 seconds of my life
Does this mean we’re at 3rd base now?
Remind me, is that the one where I hold you down and let Saffron make you cry?
No, that’s 4th base. I don’t like 4th base "
You'll learn to love it. After all, bumming is all about the give *and* take |
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"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it
I don’t know if you mean nibble the bum or the thing that’s going in your bum?
I’m expecting a bum in front of me, cheeks present and ready, the ‘thing’ will have to wait it’s turn
good answer. I’m in
Brace yourself……. now what to start with, hand, paddle or crop
Can I reconsider my first answer? "
No I’ll be gentle…. well maybe just the beginning |
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