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over a year ago
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My ferret's faster than yours.  |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
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"My ferret's faster than yours. "
hope so, mines dead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fed mine green skittles, the E numbers will make it so fast, it’ll whup your s behind. |
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"My ferret's faster than yours.
hope so, mines dead "
My giraffe is faster than your ferret  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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over a year ago
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Keyser's has tasted part of the  . |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
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so what happenes to the rabbit?
the rabbit gets fucked
what propper fucked
yes proper fucked |
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My  is a whippet. He's dead quick. Not though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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(rabbit) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My is a whippet. He's dead quick. Not though
But have you got a flat cap?  "
Errrrrrr yes. I'm from The North. We're born with flat caps on our heads  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"so what happenes to the rabbit?
the rabbit gets fucked
what propper fucked
yes proper fucked"
Bo' selecta. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My is a whippet. He's dead quick. Not though
But have you got a flat cap?
Errrrrrr yes. I'm from The North. We're born with flat caps on our heads "
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
winchester |
"so what happenes to the rabbit?
the rabbit gets fucked
what propper fucked
yes proper fucked
Bo' selecta."
lock stock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"so what happenes to the rabbit?
the rabbit gets fucked
what propper fucked
yes proper fucked
Bo' selecta.
lock stock"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 is here to win |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is he a chutney ferret"
Keyser's is a skittle ferret. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gopherett! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gopherett!"
Or gopherret  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gopherett!
Or gopherret "
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
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sorry my dogs propper fucked em all so i win  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I witnessed this in person at the lowther castle country fair when i was a child, very entertaining it was too.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"sorry my dogs propper fucked em all so i win "
Hey, Wakie, leave them ferrets alone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just minding is own now everyone go to sleep and forget this thread was ever hear and let it fall off the first page |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" just minding is own now everyone go to sleep and forget this thread was ever hear and let it fall off the first page "
No chance. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He's got a menagerie ^ "
Menagerie trois. |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" power......"
Cowabunga, dude. |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My  is flying over the lot of you towards the finish line.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm from Yorkshire. We generally stick them down or trousers for sport. That's an image you won't get out if your mind quickly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your 's going home in the back of an 
Or am I getting too into this?  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm from Yorkshire. We generally stick them down or trousers for sport. That's an image you won't get out if your mind quickly."
That'll keep you warm in winter. |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do people still keep ferrets as pets? When I was a kid loads of people seemed to have them but you don't seem to hear of people having a ferret anymore. |
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"Do people still keep ferrets as pets? When I was a kid loads of people seemed to have them but you don't seem to hear of people having a ferret anymore. "
The great ferret flu of '67 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people still keep ferrets as pets? When I was a kid loads of people seemed to have them but you don't seem to hear of people having a ferret anymore.
The great ferret flu of '67"
But I wasn't born till 1983 so the great ferret flu 67 does not account for why people had ferrets as pets most child but don't any more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people still keep ferrets as pets? When I was a kid loads of people seemed to have them but you don't seem to hear of people having a ferret anymore. "
We have a friend who keeps them. I did i photoshoot for her, with them, some years back. They say never work with animals as a photographer. Damn right! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who won the race? "
It's not over until the fat lady sings. Or something.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do people still keep ferrets as pets? When I was a kid loads of people seemed to have them but you don't seem to hear of people having a ferret anymore. "
One of my neighbours has a ferret. I hear about it going missing sometimes on BBC Radio Shropshire. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Leadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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(donkey) |
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over a year ago
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(trousersnake) |
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over a year ago
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(panda) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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(koala) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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(wallaby) |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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(crocodile)(alligator)(croc)(gator) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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(lizard) |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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(spider) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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(bee) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(Pangolin) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Pangolin)"
I’m surprised that didn’t work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Captain Corelli's Pangolin. ^ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your ferret's a loser. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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making a comeback |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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feel asleep and for got back in the race |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" feel asleep and for got back in the race"
Damn that ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" feel asleep and for got back in the race
Damn that ! "
Ha ha is awesome ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" feel asleep and for got back in the race
Damn that !
Ha ha is awesome ha ha "
Pussy power. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ferret's faster than yours. "
That's a fine beaver you have there!
IS |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ferret's faster than yours.
That's a fine beaver you have there!
IS"
You noticed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ferret's faster than yours.
That's a fine beaver you have there!
IS
You noticed."
I pay attention - occasionally |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ferret's faster than yours.
That's a fine beaver you have there!
IS
You noticed.
I pay attention - occasionally "
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There’s a ? "
A recent discovery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horace has a twin
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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race sabotage
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a ferret that looks at my profile every now again. He looks so cute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" race sabotage
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OMG where's the ?!! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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" race sabotage
OMG where's the ?!!"
We need the bomb disposal squad |
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" race sabotage
OMG where's the ?!!
We need the bomb disposal squad "
Sniffer is being deployed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" race sabotage
OMG where's the ?!!
We need the bomb disposal squad
Sniffer is being deployed! "
Good boy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My can swim faster than your
Fuck your . Horace will run rings around him.
Do s have a corkscrew shaped penis though? "
https://youtu.be/WwACzLT9prw |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My ferret just gave birth. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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My ferret just gave birth."
... looks painful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got lost in a field found a few couples ing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ferret just gave birth."
how could you enter a pregnant you fiend! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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True story I broke my arm Ferret racing. |
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My ferret just gave birth.
how could you enter a pregnant you fiend!"
I was relieved when I realised you meant enter in the race |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ferret just gave birth.
how could you enter a pregnant you fiend!
I was relieved when I realised you meant enter in the race "
Pervert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My ferret just gave birth.
... looks painful "
No pain no gain. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" True story I broke my arm Ferret racing. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you haven't watched the YouTube link that I posted earlier, I highly recommend that you take a look. It contains some very, very important information.  |
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".•° .•° .•° My Tri-Ferrets have got afterburners...
You're a clever sneaky so and so Nero! "
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This isn't 'Aussie Rules' you know? - Prínçess Bertie. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jamie, look at this.
https://youtu.be/WwACzLT9prw |
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"Jamie, look at this.
https://youtu.be/WwACzLT9prw"
I can’t see it. YouTube doesn’t believe I’m an adult who’s allowed to watch ferrets. I didn’t know ferrets were adult only animals |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jamie, look at this.
https://youtu.be/WwACzLT9prw
I can’t see it. YouTube doesn’t believe I’m an adult who’s allowed to watch ferrets. I didn’t know ferrets were adult only animals "
Log in! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Winiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. |
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over a year ago
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".•° .•° .•° My Tri-Ferrets have got afterburners...
You're a clever sneaky so and so Nero!
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This isn't 'Aussie Rules' you know? - Prínçess Bertie. "
Bert to you  |
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over a year ago
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"[Ferret removed from poster at 15/03/22 07:51:21]"
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".•° .•° .•° My Tri-Ferrets have got afterburners...
Nitro... fast and furious "
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Precisely. Mine are leaving vapour trails....and everyone else is caught in my slipstream. |
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My ferret overdid it at the pub  "
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Will there be a memorial cervix, KC²? |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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My ferret overdid it at the pub
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Will there be a memorial cervix, KC²?"
Not sure any cervix has had its own memorial, but I could be wrong? |
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" + + =
My ferret overdid it at the pub
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Will there be a memorial cervix, KC²?
Not sure any cervix has had its own memorial, but I could be wrong? "
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You're only ever right about one thing: C A K E |
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By *mily36CWoman
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" + + =
My ferret overdid it at the pub
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Will there be a memorial cervix, KC²?
Not sure any cervix has had its own memorial, but I could be wrong?
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You're only ever right about one thing: C A K E "
I'll take that! |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
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The finish line is in sight.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" + + =
My ferret overdid it at the pub
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Will there be a memorial cervix, KC²?
Not sure any cervix has had its own memorial, but I could be wrong?
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You're only ever right about one thing: C A K E "
Wake cake.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don't be tempted to press what you think is the turbo boost button. |
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"The finish line is in sight.... "
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Not quite.
Another 48 responses to go_______••••°°°° |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
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First ferret across the line, gets a trip to the zoo |
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My ferret's twin brother has taken the baton.
Can you see the difference? |
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My ferret has had a wax so it’s sleek and slippery! Definitely fastest!
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And I think your ferrets are farting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shhh sneaking back in the race |
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My ferret is being investigated for speeding
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"My ferret is being investigated for speeding
°•°•°•°•°•° "
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Le Mans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I think your ferrets are farting "
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
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Looks like we have a ferret in the lead... |
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My ferret has all the luck of the Irish  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ferret is getting cross - that competitive spirit!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Zoooooooms"
My Skypes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She's ing around. ^ |
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"My ferret has all the luck of the Aussies, which isn't much at all....and is getting cross - that competitive spirit! "
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We couldn't give a "Castlemaine XXXX" for your .
zero-to-nero-to-hero |
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over a year ago
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He's a party Cooper. ^ |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
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How many ferrets in the race? |
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"How many ferrets in the race? "
A whole business |
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My 's going to win as she has power |
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"How many ferrets in the race? "
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Have you deployed your -ferret- yet?
If there's merit in your ferret I'll gladly inherit your ferret and win the race....¥ |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
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"How many ferrets in the race?
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Have you deployed your -ferret- yet?
If there's merit in your ferret I'll gladly inherit your ferret and win the race....¥"
My ferret is in hibernation |
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over a year ago
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"My ferret has all the luck of the Aussies, which isn't much at all....and is getting cross - that competitive spirit!
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We couldn't give a "Castlemaine XXXX" for your .
zero-to-nero-to-hero"
Soz soz soz soz soz soz soz soz soz |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"She's ing around. ^"
ing in his pockets ^ |
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"My ferret's faster than yours. "
You must be having a |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh hello..... We are late entrants |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She's ing around. ^
ing in his pockets ^ "
Saucy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ferret's faster than yours.
You must be having a "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh hello..... We are late entrants
Oh, hello.
I've not enjoyed a good ferreting before  "
There's a ¹st time for everything. |
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°•....._______/
LadyBugs is the W I N N E R  |
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over a year ago
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We need an independent hey-Jude-êkator. |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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Joint first place with Nero
And all the other |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lap of Honor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh hello..... We are late entrants
Oh, hello."
I've not enjoyed a good ferreting before
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LadyBug's Cup  |
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over a year ago
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"Oh hello..... We are late entrants
Oh, hello."
I've not enjoyed a good ferreting before
Don't be jealous Nero  |
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"Don't be jealous Nero"
I'm sure he's a gracious loser |
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Rest in 
ferret. 
. Okay, so I'm using artistic licence.
has melted 
