Two mutually exclusive numerical based chants. One from the playground. The other from the depth of pop music hell. It is said that, if chanted into a mirror three times, the second one brings forth a demon, called “H”, who slowly kills you by being really loud and annoying. Never should they be confused.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

You Lorna

thanks for that horrific ear worm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy

My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date

My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe

Wanna make you mine, better get in line

This was about Steps , right? "

Shit, I feel old now.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Myself! For fighting my way through this man flu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had the steps song in my head then

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I think a thread created by LØrna was well overdue. I say hurrah!

Who do we appreciate? I appreciate everyone.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Actually, fuck that, I don't appreciate the Virus Thread. It needs to be sanctioned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy

My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date

My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe

Wanna make you mine, better get in line

This was about Steps , right? "

I sang that when I saw the title too

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce."

Thats a Tragedy

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

Thats a Tragedy "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

Thats a Tragedy "

That’s the last thing on my mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

Thats a Tragedy

That’s the last thing on my mind. "

Better best forgotten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

Thats a Tragedy

That’s the last thing on my mind.

Better best forgotten

That’s it.

I surrender.

I’ve now exhausted my STEPS knowledge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

Thats a Tragedy

That’s the last thing on my mind.

Better best forgotten

Oh oh oh oh oh oh (yes it's a line in that song, I'm not having an orgasm)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only correct answer is wonko

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

And I've been singing those lyrics wrong for years lol Boot scootin indeed...

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

Thats a Tragedy

That’s the last thing on my mind.

Better best forgotten

That’s it.

I surrender.

I’ve now exhausted my STEPS knowledge

Are you a Deeper Shade of Blue?

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By *for2Man over a year ago

Bristol

I agree f$#k steps lets really go to town with Kajagoogoo, Goombay Dance Band, Black Lace or the best of all the absolute all time classic Joe Dolce Shaddup-a You Face.

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By *urplechesterCouple over a year ago

chester

Now I’m going to be singing steps as I drift off to sleep

Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now I’m going to be singing steps as I drift off to sleep

Miss pc"

It's definitely an ear worm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

Thats a Tragedy

That’s the last thing on my mind.

Better best forgotten

That’s it.

I surrender.

I’ve now exhausted my STEPS knowledge

No need to STOMP.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple over a year ago

Back of the bins.

"My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy

My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date

My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe

Wanna make you mine, better get in line

This was about Steps , right? "

Literally came here to write that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

Thats a Tragedy

That’s the last thing on my mind.

Better best forgotten

That’s it.

I surrender.

I’ve now exhausted my STEPS knowledge

No need to STOMP."

I imagine the language being used is a deeper shade of blue.... And there's nothing I can do!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oh I thought we were going to break into some sort of choreography routine Lorna

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

Thats a Tragedy

That’s the last thing on my mind.

Better best forgotten

That’s it.

I surrender.

I’ve now exhausted my STEPS knowledge

No need to STOMP.

I imagine the language being used is a deeper shade of blue.... And there's nothing I can do! "

Words are not enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

Thats a Tragedy

That’s the last thing on my mind.

Better best forgotten

That’s it.

I surrender.

I’ve now exhausted my STEPS knowledge

No need to STOMP.

I imagine the language being used is a deeper shade of blue.... And there's nothing I can do!

Words are not enough."

It's the way you make me feel... With steps quotes

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Silence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about f’kin STEPS

I’m gonna sleep with that infernal song rattling round my bonce.

Thats a Tragedy

That’s the last thing on my mind.

Better best forgotten

That’s it.

I surrender.

I’ve now exhausted my STEPS knowledge

No need to STOMP.

I imagine the language being used is a deeper shade of blue.... And there's nothing I can do!

Words are not enough.

It's the way you make me feel... With steps quotes

But what about after the love has gone?

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Just woke up and I now have steps in my head. That should make for a fun train journey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Cozee home heated throw "

Plus cup tea with Bara brith. My fav Welsh treat when I'm visiting the valleys

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Anyone else breaking out those classic Steps dance moves while getting dressed this morning? Sexy or what

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Anyone else breaking out those classic Steps dance moves while getting dressed this morning? Sexy or what

Please stop. My mirror is doing some serious lifting with my dance moves this morning

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Anyone else breaking out those classic Steps dance moves while getting dressed this morning? Sexy or what

Please stop. My mirror is doing some serious lifting with my dance moves this morning

I can't stop. I haven't put any clothes on yet

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By *weetCruellaWoman over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour

Gotta love the cheesy pop. Next up, s club 7 .... reach

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Anyone else breaking out those classic Steps dance moves while getting dressed this morning? Sexy or what

Please stop. My mirror is doing some serious lifting with my dance moves this morning

I can't stop. I haven't put any clothes on yet

Evidence or it never happened

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